Mrs. VanDort
It's a day.
Mr. VanDort
a rather nice day.
Mrs. VanDort
A for a glorious wedding.
Mr. VanDort
A
my dear, to be perfectly clear.
Mrs. VanDort
A rehearsal for glorious wedding.
Mr. VanDort
nothing happens that we don't really know,
Mrs. VanDort
nothing unexpected interferes with the show.
Mr. Mrs. VanDort
And that's why everything, last little thing,
every tiny microscopic little thing must go...
Mrs. VanDort
According to plan,
Mr. VanDort
son will be married.
Mrs. VanDort
According to plan,
Mr. VanDort
Our family carried,
Mr. And Mrs.
We'll go into to the heights of society...
Mrs. VanDort
the costume balls,
Mr. VanDort
In the halls.
Mrs. VanDort
Rubbing elbows the finest.
Mr. VanDort
crumpets with her highness.
Mr. And Mrs.
We'll be there, we'll be seen, having tea with the
We'll forget we've ever ever been.
Mrs. Everglot
It's a day
Mr. Everglot
Now be that way
Mrs. Everglot
It's a terrible for a wedding.
Mr. Everglot
It's a sad state of affairs we\'re in,
Mrs. Everglot
That has led to this ominous
Mr. Everglot
How could family have come to this?
Mr. and Mrs.
To off our daughter to the noveaux-rich.
Mrs. Everglot
They're so common,
Mr. Everglot
So coarse.
Mrs. Everglot
Oh, it be worse!
Mr. Everglot
couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree.
It could be land-rich bankrupt
a penny to their name...just like you...and me.
Mrs. Everglot
Oh, dear.
Mr. Mrs. Everglot
And that's why everything, every last thing,
every single tiny microscopic little must go...
Mrs. Everglot
According to plan,
Mr. Everglot
Our daughter wed.
Mrs. Everglot
According to plan,
Mr. Everglot
Our family lead,
Mr. Mrs. Everglot
From the depths deepest poverty,
Mrs. Everglot
the noble realm,
Mr. Everglot
Of our ancestors.
Mr. and Mrs.
And who'd have in a million years that our daughter, with the face
Mr. Everglot
of an otter disgrace,
Mr. Mrs. Everglot
Would provide ticket to our rightful place?
Victoria (speaking)
What if Victor and I don't...like other?
Mrs. Everglot (speaking)
Do you suppose your father and I like other?
Victoria (speaking)
Surely you must...a
Mr. and Mrs. Everglot
Of course not!
Mrs. Everglot (speaking)
Get those corsets laced properly...I hear you speak without gasping.
Marriage is a partnership. A tit-for-tat.
You'd think lifetime watching us (singing) might have taught her that.
have taught her that.
Mr. Everglot
must be perfect
Mrs. Everglot
Everything be perfect
Mr. Everglot
Everything be perfect
and Mrs. Everglot
Everything must perfect, perfect,
VanDorts and the Everglots
That's why everything, every little thing,
every tiny microscopic little thing must go...According to plan!