Mrs. VanDort
It's a beautiful
Mr. VanDort
It's a nice day.
Mrs. VanDort
A for a glorious wedding.
Mr. VanDort
A
rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly
Mrs. VanDort
A rehearsal for glorious wedding.
Mr. VanDort
Assuming nothing happens that we don't know,
Mrs. VanDort
That nothing unexpected interferes with show.
Mr. And VanDort
And that's why everything, last little thing,
every single tiny microscopic little must go...
Mrs. VanDort
According to plan,
Mr. VanDort
Our will be married.
Mrs. VanDort
According to plan,
Mr. VanDort
Our family carried,
Mr. And Mrs.
We'll go right into the heights of society...
Mrs. VanDort
To costume balls,
Mr. VanDort
In the halls.
Mrs. VanDort
Rubbing elbows with the
Mr. VanDort
Having crumpets with her
Mr. And VanDort
We'll be there, we'll be seen, having tea with queen.
We'll forget everything...that ever ever been.
Mrs. Everglot
It's terrible day
Mr. Everglot
Now be that way
Mrs. Everglot
It's a terrible day for wedding.
Mr. Everglot
It's a sad, sad state of affairs in,
Mrs. Everglot
That has led this ominous wedding.
Mr. Everglot
could our family have come to this?
and Mrs. Everglot
To marry our daughter to the noveaux-rich.
Mrs. Everglot
They're so common,
Mr. Everglot
So coarse.
Mrs. Everglot
Oh, it couldn't be
Mr. Everglot
It couldn't be I'm afraid I disagree.
It could be land-rich bankrupt
without a penny to their like you...and me.
Mrs. Everglot
Oh, dear.
Mr. and Mrs.
And that's why everything, last little thing,
every tiny microscopic little thing must go...
Mrs. Everglot
According to plan,
Mr. Everglot
daughter will wed.
Mrs. Everglot
According to plan,
Mr. Everglot
Our family lead,
Mr. and Everglot
From depths of deepest poverty,
Mrs. Everglot
the noble realm,
Mr. Everglot
Of our ancestors.
Mr. and Everglot
And who'd have guessed in a million years that our with the face
Mr. Everglot
of an otter in
Mr. and Mrs.
Would provide ticket to our rightful place?
Victoria (speaking)
What if Victor and I don't...like each
Mrs. Everglot (speaking)
Do you suppose your father and I like other?
Victoria (speaking)
Surely you must...a
and Mrs. Everglot (speaking)
Of course not!
Mrs. Everglot (speaking)
Get corsets laced properly...I can hear you speak without gasping.
Marriage a partnership. A little tit-for-tat.
You'd think a lifetime watching us (singing) might taught her that.
Might have taught her
Mr. Everglot
Everything must be
Mrs. Everglot
Everything must be
Mr. Everglot
Everything must perfect
and Mrs. Everglot
Everything must be perfect,
The and the Everglots
That's why everything, every little thing,
every single tiny little thing must go...According to plan!