🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Name Is - Eminem

 Chorus:  2X
 
 Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name  (who?)
 My name is.. {scratches  Shady
 Hi! My name  (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
 My name  {scratches Slim Shady
 
 Ahem..  me!
 Can  have the attention of the class
 for  second?
 
 [Eminem]
 Hi kids! Do  like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
 Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails  each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
 Wanna  me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
 Try  and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
 My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin  get my head straight
 but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate 
 And Dr. Dre said,  Shady you a basehead!"
 Uh-uhhh! "So why's  face red? Man you wasted!"
 Well since age  I've felt like I'm someone else
  I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
 Got pissed off and ripped Pamela  tits off
 And smacked  so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
 I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall  my ass
 faster than a fat  who sat down too fast
 C'mere slut! (Shady, wait  minute, that's my girl dog!)
 I don't give a  God sent me to piss the world off!
 
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 [Eminem]
 My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior 
 Thanks a lot,  semester I'll be thirty-five
 I smacked him in his face  an eraser, chased him with a stapler
  stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
  in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
 Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick  the tip cup
 Extraterrestrial,  over pedestrians
 in a spaceship  they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
 Ninety-nine  of my life I was lied to
 I just found out my mom does more dope than  do (Damn!)
 I told her I'd grow up to  a famous rapper
 Make a record about doin  and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
 You know you  up when the women rush your stands
 and try to touch your hands like some screamin  fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
  guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
 (Dude, can I  your autograph?)
 So I signed  'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
 
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 [Eminem]
 Stop the tape! This kid needs to  locked away! (Get him!)
  Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
 I'm not ready  leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
 I'll have to be carried  the cemetery and buried alive
 (Huh yup!) Am I comin  goin? I can barely decide
 I just drank a  of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
  my life I was very deprived
  ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
 (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like  Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
 I spit when I talk, I'll  anything that walks (C'mere)
 When I was  I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
 HOW  GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
 YOU  GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
 I  awake and strap myself in the bed
 Put a bulleproof vest on  shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
  steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
 And by the way when you see my dad? 
 Tell him that I slit his throat, in this  I had