"Obie Trice, real no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer girls go round the outside; round the round the outside {*scratches* trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* One: Eminem] I've created a cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want this is what I'll give ya little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll start my heart quicker than a when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when not co-operating When I'm rockin the while he's operating (hey!!) You waited long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on rag and ovu-lating I that you got a job Ms. Cheney but husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC let me be or let me be me, so me see They try to shut me down MTV But feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum your lips that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] this looks like a job for me So everybody, just me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me I said this looks like job for me So everybody, just me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me [Verse Eminem] Little Hellions, feelin rebellious their parents still listen to Elvis They feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission yells BITCH!!! visionary, vision of scary Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin ass {*smak* it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked me? Well I'm na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin like a The center of attention, for the winter I'm interesting, best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears nesting {*bzzt* Testing, attention Feel the tension, soon someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my cents is free A nuisance, who sent? sent for me? [Chorus] Three: Eminem] A-tisket I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your kicked worse than them little Limp bastards And Moby? You get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're old, let go It's over, nobody listen to Now let's go, gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new I been dope, suspenseful a pencil ever since Prince turned himself a symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit just only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm But it's me, I'm just obscene No I'm not first king of controversy I the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black so selfishly used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that Twenty million other white rappers But no matter how many fish in sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] {*Eminem this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!