"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" Obie Trice [Intro] Two park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, the outside {*scratches* Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give A little bit weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart than a shock when I get shocked at the by the doctor when I'm not I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart complicating So the FCC won't let be or let me be me, so let see try to shut me down on MTV it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on lips Fuck cum on your lips, and some on your tits And ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] this looks like a job for me So everybody, just me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels empty, without me I said this looks like job for me So everybody, follow me Cause need a little, controversy it feels so empty, without me [Verse Two: Eminem] Hellions, kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still to Elvis They start feelin prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission yells BITCH!!! A visionary, of scary start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me and bask in the fact that I everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a such a catastrophe for you to so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then gonna enter in, endin up under skin like a splinter The center of attention, back the winter I'm the best thing since wrestling Infesting your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* attention please Feel the soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents free A nuisance, who You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat anybody who's talkin this that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get ass kicked worse than them Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, me don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to Now let's go, just the signal I'll there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with pencil ever since turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit just everybody wants to discuss me So must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first of controversy I the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do music so selfishly and used it to get wealthy (Hey!!) There's a that works Twenty million other white rappers But no matter many fish in the sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!