"Obie Trice, real no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the outside, round the {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go the outside; round the outside, round the {*scratches* Guess who's Back again Shady's back a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse One: I've created a monster, nobody wants to see Marshall no more want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump my heart quicker a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor I'm not co-operating When rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a Ms. Cheney but husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let be or me be me, so let me see try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, me So, come on and dip, bum on your Fuck that, cum on your lips, and on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's to get heavy I just settled my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now looks like a job for me So just follow me Cause we need little, controversy Cause it feels empty, without me I said this looks like a job me So just follow me Cause we a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, me [Verse Two: Little Hellions, kids feelin Embarrassed parents still listen to Elvis start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the A rebel, so just let me and bask in the fact that got everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my you asked for me? Well I'm na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune in and then I'm gonna enter endin up under your skin like a splinter The center of back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing wrestling Infesting in your kid's and nesting {*bzzt* attention please Feel the tension, as someone mentions me my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for with anybody who's talkin shit, that shit Chris you can get your ass kicked worse than them Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You get stomped by Obie You thirty-six old baldheaded fag, blow me don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen techno Now let's go, just gimme signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new I dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into symbol {*knife slices* sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss So this mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm obscene No not the first king of controversy am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to black music so selfishly and used to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) a concept that works Twenty million other rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!