"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" - Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls go round the round the round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round the round the outside, round outside {*scratches* who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back.. {*Eminem hums* One: Eminem] I've created a cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at hospital by the doctor when not co-operating When I'm rockin table while he's operating (hey!!) waited this long, now stop debating Cause back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms. but husband's heart problem's complicating the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so me see They try to shut down on MTV But it feels empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum your lips that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this about to get heavy I just settled my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a job me So everybody, just follow Cause need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me I said this looks like a for me So everybody, just me Cause we need a controversy Cause feels so empty, without me Two: Eminem] Little Hellions, kids feelin Embarrassed their still listen to Elvis They start feelin prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, of scary start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin ass {*smak* And it's disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin like splinter The center of back for the winter I'm the best thing since wrestling Infesting in kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents free A nuisance, who sent? You sent me? [Chorus] Three: Eminem] A-tisket I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass worse than little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded blow me You don't know me, you're too old, go It's over, nobody to techno let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole full of new insults I been dope, with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit seems everybody only wants to me So this mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm obscene No I'm not the first of controversy I am the worst thing Elvis Presley to do black music so and used to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a that works Twenty million other white emerge But no matter how fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!