"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls go the outside; round the round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back Tell friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll ya A little of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at hospital by doctor when I'm not co-operating I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Cheney but your husband's heart problem's So the won't let me be or let me be me, so let me try to shut me down on MTV But it feels empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, some on your tits And get cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like job for me everybody, just follow me Cause we need a controversy Cause it so empty, without me I said this looks like a job me So everybody, follow me Cause we need a little, Cause it feels empty, without me [Verse Eminem] Little Hellions, kids feelin Embarrassed their still listen to Elvis They start feelin like helpless 'til someone comes on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A vision of scary Could start a revolution, the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel bask in fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, such a for you to so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter endin up under your skin like a splinter The center of back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since Infesting your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* attention please Feel the tension, soon someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat anybody talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit And Moby? You get stomped by Obie thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too let go It's over, nobody listen to Now let's go, gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full new insults I been dope, suspenseful a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol slices* sometimes the shit just seems only wants to discuss me this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm just No I'm not the king of controversy I am the thing since Elvis Presley to black music so selfishly and used it to get wealthy (Hey!!) There's concept that works Twenty million other white rappers But no matter how many fish in the It'll so empty, without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!