"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" - Obie [Intro] Two trailer girls go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the outside, round the {*scratches* Guess who's Back again Shady's back Tell friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well if you want Shady, this is I'll give ya A little bit weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the by the doctor when I'm co-operating When I'm rockin the while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms. but husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me or let me be me, so let see They try to shut me on MTV But feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum your lips Fuck cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks a job for me So just follow me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me I this looks like a job for me everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, it feels so empty, without me [Verse Two: Little Hellions, feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells A visionary, of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the A rebel, so just me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin ass {*smak* it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin a splinter The center of attention, back for the I'm the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone me Here's my ten cents, two cents is free nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, I tit for tat with anybody who's this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your kicked worse than them little Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, me You don't me, you're too old, let go It's over, listen to techno Now let's go, just gimme the I'll be there with a list full of new insults I been dope, with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit just only wants to discuss me So must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's me, I'm just obscene No I'm not first king of controversy am the worst thing since Elvis Presley do black music so selfishly used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) a concept that works Twenty million white rappers emerge But no how many fish in the sea It'll be empty, without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!