"Obie Trice, name no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls round the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* who's back Back again Shady's back Tell friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've created monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm liver (huh?) Well you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll start my heart quicker than a shock when I shocked at the hospital by the doctor when not co-operating When rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You this long, now stop debating Cause back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's So the FCC won't me be or let me be me, let me see They try shut me down on MTV But it feels empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on tits get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like job for me So everybody, just follow we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, me I this looks like a job for me So just follow me Cause we a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without Two: Eminem] Little Hellions, feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents listen to Elvis start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells A visionary, of scary Could start a pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin ass {*smak* And a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of ass; you asked for me? Well I'm na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then gonna enter in, endin up under your like a splinter The center of back for the winter I'm interesting, the best since wrestling Infesting your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, attention Feel the soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for [Chorus] Three: Eminem] A-tisket I go tit for tat with who's talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit And You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old fag, blow me You don't know me, too old, let go It's over, nobody listen techno Now let's go, just the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new I been suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince himself into a symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes shit just seems everybody only wants to me So this must mean dis-gus-ting it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm the first king of controversy I am the thing since Elvis Presley to black music so selfishly and used it to get myself (Hey!!) There's a concept works million other white rappers emerge no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be empty, without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!