"Obie Trice, real no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls round the outside; round the round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round the round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem [Verse Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped (huh?) Well if you want Shady, is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my quicker than a shock when I shocked at the hospital the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now debating Cause I'm I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Cheney but your husband's heart complicating the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so without me So, on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some your tits And get ready, cause this about to get heavy I just settled all my FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a job for everybody, just follow me we need a little, controversy Cause feels so empty, without me I said this looks like job for me So everybody, just follow Cause we need little, controversy Cause it feels empty, without me [Verse Two: Little Hellions, feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to They feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and in the fact that got everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, such catastrophe for you to see damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your like a splinter The center of attention, back for winter I'm interesting, the best since wrestling Infesting in your ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon someone mentions me Here's my cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for [Chorus] [Verse Three: a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can your ass kicked worse them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can stomped by Obie You thirty-six old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen techno Now let's go, gimme the signal I'll be there with whole list full of new insults been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife But sometimes the shit just everybody only wants to me So this mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm obscene No I'm not the first of controversy I am worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so used it to get myself wealthy There's a concept that works Twenty million white rappers emerge But matter how many fish in the sea It'll be empty, without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!