"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer girls go round the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two park girls go round the outside; the outside, round the outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back guess back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've created a monster, nobody wants to see Marshall no more want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll start my heart quicker than a shock when I shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm co-operating I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, stop debating Cause back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's So the won't let me be or let me be me, so let me They try to shut me on MTV But it so empty, without me come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a job me everybody, just follow me we need a little, controversy it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like job for me So just follow me Cause we need little, controversy Cause it feels so without me [Verse Two: Little Hellions, feelin rebellious Embarrassed parents still listen to Elvis They feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision scary Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune in and then I'm gonna enter in, up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back the winter I'm the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, please the tension, soon as someone mentions me my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, I go for tat with anybody who's this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you get your ass kicked worse than them little Bizkit bastards Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow You don't know you're too old, let go over, nobody listen to techno Now let's just gimme the signal I'll there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol slices* But the shit just seems everybody only wants to me So this must mean I'm But it's just me, just obscene No I'm not the first of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis to do black music selfishly and used it get myself wealthy (Hey!!) a concept that works Twenty million other rappers emerge But no matter how many in the sea be so empty, without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!