"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park go round the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the round the outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give A little bit of weed mixed with some liquor Some vodka jump start my heart quicker than a shock I get shocked at the hospital by doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Ms. but husband's heart problem's complicating So FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so me see They to shut me down on MTV But it so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on lips Fuck that, cum on your and some on your tits And get ready, cause this about to get heavy I just settled all lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like job for me So everybody, just follow Cause we need a controversy Cause it feels so without me I said this looks like a for me So everybody, just me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels empty, without me [Verse Eminem] Little Hellions, kids feelin Embarrassed their still listen to Elvis They start like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, of scary Could start revolution, pollutin the airwaves A so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone my ass {*smak* And it's a such a catastrophe for you to see so much of my ass; you asked for me? Well back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm enter in, endin up under your skin a splinter The center of attention, back for winter I'm interesting, the best thing since in your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, please Feel the tension, soon as someone me Here's my cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, sent? You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat anybody who's talkin shit, that shit Chris you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp bastards And Moby? You can stomped by Obie thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, too old, let go It's over, nobody listen techno Now let's go, just gimme the I'll be there with a list full of new insults I been dope, with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol slices* sometimes the shit just seems everybody wants to discuss me So this must I'm dis-gus-ting it's just me, I'm just obscene I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst since Elvis Presley to black music so selfishly and used it get myself wealthy (Hey!!) a concept that works Twenty other white rappers emerge But no matter how many in the sea be so empty, without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!