"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" - Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls go round the round the outside, the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls round the outside; round the round the outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well if want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka jump start my heart quicker than a shock I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not When I'm rockin the table while he's operating You waited this now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Cheney but your husband's heart complicating So the won't let me be or me be me, so let me see try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, me So, come on and bum on your lips Fuck that, on your lips, and some on your tits get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this like a job for me So everybody, just follow Cause need a little, controversy it feels so empty, without me I said looks like a job for me So everybody, just me Cause need a little, controversy it feels so empty, without me [Verse Eminem] Little Hellions, kids rebellious Embarrassed their parents listen to Elvis They start like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision scary start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, a catastrophe for you see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then gonna enter in, endin up under your skin a splinter The center of attention, back for the I'm the best thing since wrestling Infesting in kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, two cents is free A who sent? You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: a-tasket, I go tit for tat with who's talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can your ass kicked worse than little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? can get stomped by Obie thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know you're too old, let go It's over, nobody to techno let's go, just gimme the signal I'll there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself a symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit just everybody wants to discuss me So this mean I'm dis-gus-ting But just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of I am the worst thing since Elvis to black music so selfishly and used it to myself wealthy There's a concept that works Twenty million other white emerge But no how many fish in the sea be so empty, without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!