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 You know parents are the same  matter time nor place
 They don’t understand that  kids are gonna make some mistakes
 So to you, all the kids all  the land
 There’s no need to argue, parents just  understand
 
 I remember  year
 My mom took me school 
 It was me, my  my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
 All hopped in the 
 We headed downtown to the Gallery 
 MY mom started bugging with the clothes she 
 I  say nothing at first
 I just  up my nose
 She said, “What’s  This shirt cost $20″
 I  “Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!”
 The next half hour was the  old thing
 My  buying me clothes from 1963
 And then she lost  mind and did the ultimate
 I asked her for Adidas and she  me Zips!
 I said, “Mom, what are you doing,  ruining my rep”
 She  “You’re only sixteen, you don’t have a rep yet”
 I said,  let’s put these clothes back, please”
 She said “no, you go to  to learn not for a fashion show”
 I said,  isn’t Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I’m not Bowzer
 Mom, please put back the bell-bottom  Bunch trousers
 But if you don’t want to I can  with that but
 You gotta put back the  reversible slacks”
 She wasn’t  - everything stayed the same
 Inevitably the first day of  came
 I thought I could get over, I tried  play sick
  my mom said, “No, no way, uh-uh, forget it”
 There was nothing I could do, I  to relax
 I  dressed up in those ancient artifacts
 And when I walked into school, it was just as I 
 The kids were cracking up laughing  the clothes Mom bought
 And those who weren’t  still had a ball
 Because they  pointing and whispering
 As I walked down  hall
 I got home and  my Mom how my day went
 She said, “If they were  you don’t need them,
 Cause they’re  good friends”
 For the next six hours I tried to explain  my Mom
 That I was gonna  to go through this about 200 more times
 So to you all the kids all across  land
 There’s no need to 
  just don’t understand
 
  here’s the situation
 My  went away on a week’s vacation and
 They left  keys to the brand new Porsche
 Would they mind?
 Umm, well, of  not
 I’ll just take it  a little spin
 And maybe show it  to a couple of friends
 I’ll just cruise it around the 
  maybe I shouldn’t
 Yeah,  course I should
 Pay attention, here’s the  of the plot
 I  up to the corner at the end of my block
 That’s when I saw  beautiful girlie girl walking
 I picked up my car phone to  like I was talking
  should’ve seen this girl’s bodily dimensions
 I honked my horn just to get  attention
 She  “Was that for me?”
 I said, “Yeah”
 She said, “Why?”
 I said, “Come on and  a ride with a helluva guy”
 She said, “How do I know  not sick?
 You  be some deranged lunatic”
 I  “C’mon toots - my name is the Prince =
 Beside, would a  have a Porsche like this?”
 She agreed and we were on our 
 She was looking very good and so was I,  must say - word
 We  McDonald’s, pulled into the drive
 We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with 
 She kicked her shoes  onto the floor
 She said, “Drive  speed turns me on”
 She put her hand on my knee, I put my  on the gas
 We  got whiplash, I took off so fast
 The sun roof was  , the music was high
 And  girl’s hand was steadily moving up my thigh
 She  opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
  guess that’s why I didn’t notice that police car
 We’re doing ninety in my Mom’s new 
 And to make this long story short - 
 When the cop pulled me over I was scared  hell
 I said, “I don’t have a  but I drive very well, officer”
 I almost had a heart attack that 
  to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
 I  arrested, the car was impounded
 There was no way for me  avoid being grounded
 My parents had to  off from vacation to get me
 I’d rather be in  than to have my father hit me
 My parents walked 
  got my grip, I said, “Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?”
 They  speak - I said, “I want to plead my case”
 But  father just shoved me in the car by my face
 That was a hard ride home, I don’t know  I survived
 They took turns - one would beat  while the other was driving
 I can’t believe it, I just made a 
 Well parents are the same no matter time nor 
 So to  all the kids all across the land
 Take  from me, parents just don’t understand