Stan-Eminem
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin i got out of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window and can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so it's not so bad.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin i got out of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window i can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. with your on my wall.
reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad...
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin'
I left cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn You must not have them
There probably was problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a
If I have daughter, guess what I'm-a call her? I'ma
name her Bonnie.
read about your uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him.
I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I even got underground shit that you did with Scam.
I got a room full of your and your pictures, man.
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to
Truly yours, biggest fan, this is Stan.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why i got out of bed all.
the morning rain up my window and i can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that not so bad, it's not so bad.
Dear Slim, you still ain't called wrote,
I you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's ed up don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to outside the concert
you didn't have but you could have signed an autograph
for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4
and you just said
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his in'
He to be just like you man, he likes you more
than I do.
I ain't that mad, I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in You said if I write you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a
I never my father neither,
He used to always cheat on mom and beat her.
I can relate what you're sayin' in your songs.
So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got shit so that shit helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the
Sometimes I even myself to see how much it bleeds.
It's like adrenaline. Pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See, everything say is real, and I respect you
'cause you it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Slim, one does.
She don't know what it was like people like us growing up.
You've gotta call me man. be the biggest fan
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Stan. We should be together too.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why i got out bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window i can't see at all.
And even if i could it'd all be grey. with your picture on wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so
Dear Mr. I'm too to call or write my fans
This'll be the last package I ever send ass.
It's six months and still no word. I don't
deserve it.
I know you got my last two I wrote the
on 'em perfect.
So this my cassette I'm sending you. I hope you hear it.
I'm in the car right now. I'm 90 on the freeway. hey slim i drank
a 5th a vodca dare me to drive? you know that song by phil collins
the air in the night about that who could've saved that other guy
from drowning but didn't and phil saw it all and at his show found
him thats kinda how this is you could've me from drowning
but its late i'm on a thousand downers now i'm drowsy and all i
wanted was a lousy letter or a call i hope you know i ripped your
pictures off the wall I loved you Slim, we could been together.
Think about it.You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it.
And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at and you can't breathe without me.
See Slim, {screaming} shut up bitch, I'm trying to
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk.
But I didn't her throat,
I tied her up, see I ain't like you.
'Cause if she she'll suffer more,
then she'll too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost the bridge now.
Oh I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin why i got of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window and can't see at all.
And if i could it'd all be grey. with your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
Dear Stan, I meant write you sooner, but I've just been busy.
said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, really flatterd you'd call your daughter that.
And here's an autograph your brother: I wrote it
on the Starter
I'm sorry I didn't see at the show, I must have missed you.
Don't think I did that shit intentionally, just to you.
but this shit you said about you
like to your wrists too?
I say that just clownin' dog,
c'mon, how ed is you?
You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some
To help your ass from bouncin' the
walls when get down some.
And what's this shit about us meant to together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us meet each other.
I really think and your girlfriend need each other.
Or maybe you just need to her better.
I you get to read this letter.
I hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt I think that you'd be doin'
just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you, but
Why are so mad? Try to understand that I do want
as a fan.
just don't want you to do some crazy shit.
I seen this one shit on the news a weeks ago
that made me
Some dude was drunk and drove car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk and was
with his kid
And in the car they found a but it didn't say who
it was to
Come to think about it...his name was...it you.
Damn.