🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Band - Eminem

 My Band
 [Intro]
 I  know dude...
 I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz  like the lead singer of a band dude...
 And I think  got a fuckin problem with me dude...
 And they need  take it up with me after the show...
 Because...
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even know the name of  band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna  hands...
 Cuz once I blow  know that i'll be the man...
 All  I'm the lead singer of my band...
 
 [Verse  - Eminem]
 So  get off stage right and drop the mic
 Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm  like
 "Sup ladies, my name's Slim 
 I'm the lead singer in D12 
 They're  like "Oh my god it's him"
 "Beck y oh my fuckin' god  Eminem"
 "I  to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
 "Ple  won't you please let me suck your cock"
 And by now the rest of the  get jealous
 Especially when  drop the beat and do my acapellas
 All the chicks start yellin', all the hot 
 Throw their bras and their shirts and their  on stage
 So like every single night they  a fight with me
  when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
 Cuz they're  on stage the next night with me
 Dude I just think you're  steal the light from me
 Yesterday Kuniva tried  pull a knife on me
 Cause I told him  Alba's my wife to be
 This rock  shit, it's the life for me
 And all the other guys just despise me because 
 
 [Chorus]
 T hese  don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on  like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be  man...
 All  I'm the lead singer of my band...
  band [repeated 9xs]
 
  2 - Swifty]
 You just wanna  a nigga backwards don't you
 Hey dad how come we don't rap on  too
 Smash these vocals and do a 
  we in the van and he in a tour bus
 You  want my autograph, yous a liar
 And  I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
 What the hell  wrong with our dressing room
 Cuz our shit is  smaller than a decimal
 See I know how to rap, see it's  but
 All I did was  a Russell Simmons book
 So  more intact, tryna get on the map
 Doin'  jacks while gettin whipped on my back
 
 [Verse 3 - Kuniva and 
 Look at Em  punk ass thinkin' he the shit
 Yeah I know man  himself takin on a flick
 Hey I thought we had an interview with  Clue
 ([Em:] No I had  interview not you two)
 You  be late for soundcheck
 Man I ain't  to soundcheck
 But our mics are screwed up and his always  best
 You know what  I'ma say somethin
 Hey  Em
 ([Em:] You got  to say?!)
 Man no
 I thought  bout to tell him off, man what's up
 Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut 
  you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
  I was bout o talk right after you
 I swear,(oh  whatever) I swear man!
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't  know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they  hold hands...
 Cuz  I blow they know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of  band...
 
 [Verse  - Proof]
 They say the lead singers rock, but  group does not
 Once we sold out arenas to the  park
 I'm gonna let the world  that Proof is hot
 I should cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey 
  to snap on a dumbass fan
 Every  i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
 We ain't a band  we don't play instruments
 So why he get 90 and we only get 10 
 And these guys they can find every  code
 ([Em:] Proof carry my 
 Bitch carry your 
 Can't make it to  stage, security in my way
 (Who the fuck are you? Where's  and Dre?!)
 
  5 - Bizarre]
  I'm sick of this group
 Time for me to go solo and make  loot
 I told you I made the beats and  all the raps
 Till Kon  slipped me some crack
 Lose Yourself video  was in the back
 Superman video  was in the back
 Fuck the media,  got some suggestions
 Fuck Marshall,  us the questions
 Like who's D12, how  get started
  what about Eminem?)
 Bitch  you retarded?
  I'm the popularest guy in the group
  ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
 50 told me to do situps to get 
 I did two and a half and couldn't get 
 Fuck D12, I'm  this band
 I'm gonna start a  with the real Roxanne
 
 [Eminem  Boy Band]
  why can't you see you're the only one for me
 and it just tears my ass apart to know  you dont know my band...
 Bizarre  Man fuck this)
 [Chorus - 
 These chicks don't even  the name of my band...(ha ha)
 But they all on me like they  hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I  I know that I'll be the man...(Yeah)
  because I'm the new Slim Shady (laughs)
 My Band [Repeated 
 
 [Outro]
 The hottest boy  in the world...
 D12!
 [Emine m as  salsa singer]
 I'm the lead singer of my band,  get all the girl's to take off their underpants
 I'm the lead singer of my band,  salsa
 Makes all the pretty girl's  to dance
 My salsa,(whoooow)look out for my next  it's called My Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa,  salsa
 Makes all  pretty girls want to dance
 And take off their 
 My  makes all the pretty girls want to dance
 And take off their  my salsa
 ([Em:]Where'd everybody