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 My Band
 [Intro]
 I don't know 
 I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer  a band dude...
 And I think everybodys got a  problem with me dude...
 And they need to take it up with me after the 
 Because...
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't  know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna hold 
 Cuz once I blow they  that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer  my band...
 
 [Verse 1  Eminem]
 So I get off stage right and  the mic
 Walk up to the  chicks and I'm all like
 "Sup  my name's Slim Shady"
 I'm the lead  in D12 baby
 They're all like "Oh my god  him"
 "Beck y oh my fuckin' god it's 
 "I swear  fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
 "Ple ase won't you please let me suck your 
 And by  the rest of the fellas get jealous
 Especially when I drop the  and do my acapellas
 All the chicks  yellin', all the hot babes
 Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on 
  like every single night they pick a fight with me
 But when we fight  kinda like sibling rivalry
 Cuz they're  on stage the next night with me
 Dude I just think  tryna steal the light from me
 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull  knife on me
 Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to 
 This rock  shit, it's the life for me
 And  the other guys just despise me because these...
 
 [Chorus]
 T  chicks don't even know the name of my band...
  they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow  know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the  singer of my band...
 My  [repeated 9xs]
 
 [Verse 2  Swifty]
 You just wanna see a nigga  don't you
 Hey dad how come  don't rap on pro too
 Smash these vocals and  a performance
 But we in the van and  in a tour bus
 You don't  my autograph, yous a liar
  no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
 What the hell is wrong  our dressing room
 Cuz  shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
 See I  how to rap, see it's simple but
  I did was read a Russell Simmons book
 So I'm more intact, tryna  on the map
 Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped  my back
 
 [Verse 3 - Kuniva  Konartis]
 Look at Em  punk ass thinkin' he the shit
 Yeah  know man find himself takin on a flick
 Hey I thought we had an  with DJ Clue
 ([Em:] No I had an interview not you 
 You  be late for soundcheck
 Man  ain't goin' to soundcheck
  our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
 You know what man  say somethin
 Hey yo Em
 ([Em:] You got  to say?!)
 Man no
 I  you bout to tell him off, man what's up
 Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it,  shut up
 And you  even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
 When I was  o talk right after you
 I swear,(oh  whatever) I swear man!
 
 [Chorus]
  chicks don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they  hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be  man...
 All because I'm the  singer of my band...
 
 [Verse 4  Proof]
 They say the lead singers rock, but the  does not
 Once we sold out arenas  the amusement park
 I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is 
 I  cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey you!)
 Ready to snap  a dumbass fan
 Every  i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
 We ain't a band bitch we don't  instruments
 So why he get  and we only get 10 percent
 And these guys  can find every area code
 ([Em:] Proof carry my 
 Bitch carry  own
 Can't make it to the stage, security in my 
 (Who  fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
 
 [Verse 5 - 
 ***dammit I'm  of this group
 Time for me to  solo and make some loot
  told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
 Till Kon Artis slipped  some crack
 Lose Yourself video I was in the 
 Superman video I was in  back
 Fuck the media, I  some suggestions
 Fuck  ask us the questions
  who's D12, how we get started
 (But what  Eminem?)
 Bitch are you 
  I'm the popularest guy in the group
 Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute  sexy)
 50 told me to do situps to get 
 I did two  a half and couldn't get up
 Fuck D12,  outta this band
 I'm gonna start a group with the real 
 
  mocking Boy Band]
 Girl why can't you see  the only one for me
 and it just tears my ass  to know that you dont know my band...
 Bizarre  Man fuck this)
 [Chorus - Bizarre]
  chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
 But they all  me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I blow I know that  be the man...(Yeah)
 All because I'm the new  Shady (laughs)
 My Band [Repeated 
 
 [Outro]
 The hottest boy band in  world...
 D12!
 [Emine m as a  singer]
 I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their 
  the lead singer of my band, my salsa
 Makes all the pretty girl's want to 
 My salsa,(whoooow)look out  my next single, it's called My Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa, salsa,  my salsa
 Makes  the pretty girls want to dance
 And take  their underpants
 My salsa  all the pretty girls want to dance
 And  off their underpants, my salsa
 ([Em:]Where'd everybody go?)