🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Band - Eminem

 My Band
 [Intro]
 I don't know 
 I think  all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
 And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me 
 And they need to take it up  me after the show...
 Because...
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks  even know the name of my band...
 But they're  on me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow  know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of  band...
 
 [Verse 1  Eminem]
 So I  off stage right and drop the mic
  up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
  ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
 I'm the lead  in D12 baby
 They're all like "Oh my god  him"
 "Beck y oh  fuckin' god it's Eminem"
 "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin 
 "Ple ase won't you please let  suck your cock"
  by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
 Especially when I drop the beat and  my acapellas
 All the chicks  yellin', all the hot babes
 Throw their  and their shirts and their panties on stage
  like every single night they pick a fight with me
 But when we  it's kinda like sibling rivalry
 Cuz they're back on  the next night with me
 Dude I just  you're tryna steal the light from me
 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife  me
 Cause I told him Jessica Alba's  wife to be
 This rock star shit,  the life for me
 And  the other guys just despise me because these...
 
 [Chorus]
  hese chicks don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on  like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be  man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of  band...
 My band  9xs]
 
 [Verse 2  Swifty]
 You just wanna see  nigga backwards don't you
 Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro 
  these vocals and do a performance
 But we in the  and he in a tour bus
 You don't want my autograph, yous  liar
 And  I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
 What the hell is wrong with our  room
 Cuz our shit is lookin  than a decimal
 See I know  to rap, see it's simple but
 All I did was read  Russell Simmons book
 So I'm more intact, tryna get on the 
 Doin' jumpin jacks while  whipped on my back
 
 [Verse 3 -  and Konartis]
 Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he  shit
 Yeah I know man find  takin on a flick
 Hey I thought we  an interview with DJ Clue
  No I had an interview not you two)
 You gonna be  for soundcheck
 Man I ain't  to soundcheck
 But our mics are screwed  and his always sound best
 You know what man I'ma  somethin
  yo Em
 ([Em:] You  somethin to say?!)
 Man no
 I thought you bout to tell him  man what's up
 Man  tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
 And you ain't even back me up when  s'posed to be crew
 When  was bout o talk right after you
 I swear,(oh man whatever) I swear 
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks  even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna  hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll  the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of my 
 
  4 - Proof]
 They say the lead singers rock,  the group does not
 Once we sold  arenas to the amusement park
 I'm gonna let the  know that Proof is hot
 I  cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey you!)
 Ready to snap on a  fan
 Every  i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
  ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
  why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
 And these  they can find every area code
  Proof carry my bag)
  carry your own
 Can't make it to the stage, security in my 
 (Who  fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
 
 [Verse 5 - 
 ***dammit I'm sick of this 
 Time for me to  solo and make some loot
 I told you I made  beats and wrote all the raps
 Till Kon Artis  me some crack
 Lose  video I was in the back
 Superman video I was in the 
 Fuck the media, I got some 
  Marshall, ask us the questions
 Like who's D12,  we get started
  what about Eminem?)
 Bitch are  retarded?
 Anyway I'm the popularest guy  the group
 Big ass stomach, bitches  I'm cute (hey sexy)
 50 told me to do situps  get buff
 I did two and a half and couldn't  up
 Fuck D12, I'm  this band
 I'm gonna start a group with  real Roxanne
 
 [Eminem  Boy Band]
 Girl why can't you see you're the only  for me
  it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
 Bizarre  Man fuck this)
 [Chorus  Bizarre]
 These chicks  even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
 But they all on me like they  hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I blow I  that I'll be the man...(Yeah)
  because I'm the new Slim Shady (laughs)
 My Band  9x]
 
 [Outro]
 The hottest boy  in the world...
 D12!
 [Emine m as  salsa singer]
 I'm the lead singer of my band, I  all the girl's to take off their underpants
 I'm the lead singer of my band,  salsa
 Makes all the  girl's want to dance
 My salsa,(whoooow)look out for my next  it's called My Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa,  salsa, my salsa
 Makes all the pretty girls  to dance
 And take off their 
 My salsa  all the pretty girls want to dance
 And take  their underpants, my salsa
 ([Em:]Where'd everybody