🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Band - Eminem

 My Band
 [Intro]
 I don't know 
 I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm  the lead singer of a band dude...
 And I think everybodys  a fuckin problem with me dude...
 And  need to take it up with me after the show...
 Because...
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even know the name  my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna  hands...
 Cuz once I blow  know that i'll be the man...
  because I'm the lead singer of my band...
 
  1 - Eminem]
  I get off stage right and drop the mic
 Walk up to the hot  and I'm all like
 "Sup ladies, my name's  Shady"
 I'm the lead  in D12 baby
 They're all like "Oh my god  him"
 "Beck  oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
 "I swear to fuckin god dude  fuckin rock"
 "Ple ase won't you please  me suck your cock"
 And by now the rest of the  get jealous
 Especially when I drop the beat and do my 
 All the chicks  yellin', all the hot babes
 Throw  bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
 So like every single night they pick  fight with me
 But when we fight it's kinda  sibling rivalry
 Cuz they're back  stage the next night with me
 Dude I just think you're tryna  the light from me
  Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
 Cause  told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
 This rock star shit, it's the life  me
 And all the other guys just  me because these...
 
 [Chorus]
  hese chicks don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like  wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they  that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer  my band...
  band [repeated 9xs]
 
 [Verse 2 - 
  just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
 Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro 
 Smash these vocals and do a 
 But we in the van and he  a tour bus
  don't want my autograph, yous a liar
 And  I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
 What  hell is wrong with our dressing room
 Cuz our shit is lookin smaller  a decimal
 See I know how to rap,  it's simple but
 All I did  read a Russell Simmons book
 So I'm more  tryna get on the map
 Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my 
 
 [Verse 3 - Kuniva  Konartis]
 Look at Em little punk  thinkin' he the shit
 Yeah I know man find  takin on a flick
 Hey I thought we had an interview with  Clue
  No I had an interview not you two)
 You gonna  late for soundcheck
 Man I  goin' to soundcheck
 But our mics are screwed up and  always sound best
 You know what man I'ma say 
 Hey yo 
 ([Em:] You got  to say?!)
 Man no
 I  you bout to tell him off, man what's up
 Man I'ma tell him  I feel like it, man shut up
 And you ain't even  me up when we s'posed to be crew
 When I was bout o  right after you
 I swear,(oh  whatever) I swear man!
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even  the name of my band...
 But they're all on me  they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once  blow they know that i'll be the man...
 All  I'm the lead singer of my band...
 
 [Verse 4 - 
  say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
 Once  sold out arenas to the amusement park
 I'm gonna  the world know that Proof is hot
 I should cut his mic off when the musics starts  you!)
 Ready to snap on  dumbass fan
 Every time i hear  dude I love your band)
  ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
 So  he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
 And these  they can find every area code
 ([Em:] Proof carry my 
 Bitch carry  own
 Can't make it  the stage, security in my way
  the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
 
 [Verse 5 - 
 ***dammit I'm sick  this group
 Time for me to go solo and  some loot
 I told you I made the beats and wrote  the raps
 Till Kon  slipped me some crack
 Lose Yourself video I was in the 
 Superman video I was in the 
 Fuck the media,  got some suggestions
 Fuck Marshall, ask  the questions
 Like who's  how we get started
  what about Eminem?)
 Bitch are  retarded?
 Anyway I'm the popularest guy in  group
 Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey 
 50 told  to do situps to get buff
 I did two  a half and couldn't get up
 Fuck  I'm outta this band
 I'm gonna start  group with the real Roxanne
 
 [Eminem mocking Boy 
 Girl why can't you see you're the only one  me
 and it  tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
 Bizarre  Man fuck this)
 [Chorus  Bizarre]
 These chicks don't even know the name  my band...(ha ha)
 But they  on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I blow I know that  be the man...(Yeah)
  because I'm the new Slim Shady (laughs)
  Band [Repeated 9x]
 
 [Outro]
 The hottest boy band in  world...
 D12!
  m as a salsa singer]
 I'm the lead singer of  band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
 I'm the lead singer of my  my salsa
 Makes all the pretty girl's  to dance
 My salsa,(whoooow)look out for my next single, it's  My Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa,  salsa
 Makes  the pretty girls want to dance
 And take off  underpants
  salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
 And take off their underpants, my 
  everybody go?)