🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Band - Eminem

 My Band
 [Intro]
 I  know dude...
 I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer  a band dude...
 And I think everybodys got  fuckin problem with me dude...
 And they need to take it up  me after the show...
 Because...
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even know the name  my band...
 But they're all  me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know  i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the  singer of my band...
 
 [Verse 1  Eminem]
 So I get off  right and drop the mic
 Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all 
  ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
 I'm the lead singer in D12 
 They're all like  my god it's him"
 "Beck y oh my fuckin' god  Eminem"
  swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
 "Ple ase won't you please let me suck your 
 And by now the rest of  fellas get jealous
 Especially when I drop the beat and do my 
 All the  start yellin', all the hot babes
 Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties  stage
 So like every single night they pick a fight  me
 But when we fight  kinda like sibling rivalry
 Cuz they're back  stage the next night with me
 Dude  just think you're tryna steal the light from me
 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife  me
 Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my  to be
 This rock  shit, it's the life for me
 And all the other guys just despise me  these...
 
 [Chorus]
 T hese chicks don't even know the name  my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna  hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be  man...
 All because I'm the lead singer of my 
  band [repeated 9xs]
 
  2 - Swifty]
 You just  see a nigga backwards don't you
 Hey dad how come we don't rap  pro too
  these vocals and do a performance
 But we in the van and he in a  bus
 You don't  my autograph, yous a liar
 And no I'm Swift (oh I thought  was Kuniva)
 What the hell is  with our dressing room
 Cuz  shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
 See I know how to rap, see it's simple 
  I did was read a Russell Simmons book
 So I'm more  tryna get on the map
 Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin  on my back
 
 [Verse 3  Kuniva and Konartis]
 Look at Em little punk ass  he the shit
 Yeah I know man find himself takin  a flick
 Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ 
 ([Em:] No I had an  not you two)
 You  be late for soundcheck
  I ain't goin' to soundcheck
 But our mics are screwed up  his always sound best
 You know what  I'ma say somethin
  yo Em
 ([Em:] You got  to say?!)
 Man no
 I thought you  to tell him off, man what's up
 Man I'ma tell him when I feel  it, man shut up
 And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to  crew
 When I was bout o talk right after 
 I swear,(oh man whatever)  swear man!
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even know  name of my band...
 But they're all  me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the 
 All because  the lead singer of my band...
 
 [Verse 4  Proof]
 They say the  singers rock, but the group does not
  we sold out arenas to the amusement park
 I'm gonna  the world know that Proof is hot
 I should cut his mic off  the musics starts (Hey you!)
 Ready to snap  a dumbass fan
 Every time i hear  dude I love your band)
 We ain't a band bitch  don't play instruments
 So why he get 90  we only get 10 percent
 And these guys they can find every  code
 ([Em:] Proof carry my 
 Bitch carry  own
 Can't make it to the stage, security in my 
 (Who  fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
 
 [Verse 5 - 
 ***dammit  sick of this group
 Time for me  go solo and make some loot
 I told you I made the beats and  all the raps
 Till Kon Artis  me some crack
 Lose Yourself video I was  the back
 Superman video I was in the 
 Fuck  media, I got some suggestions
 Fuck Marshall, ask us  questions
 Like who's D12, how we  started
  what about Eminem?)
  are you retarded?
 Anyway I'm the popularest guy  the group
 Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey 
 50  me to do situps to get buff
 I  two and a half and couldn't get up
 Fuck D12, I'm outta this 
  gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
 
 [Eminem  Boy Band]
 Girl why can't you see you're  only one for me
 and it just tears my ass apart  know that you dont know my band...
 Bizarre - Man fuck 
  - Bizarre]
 These chicks don't even  the name of my band...(ha ha)
  they all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I blow I know that I'll  the man...(Yeah)
 All because I'm the  Slim Shady (laughs)
  Band [Repeated 9x]
 
 [Outro]
 The hottest boy band  the world...
 D12!
 [Emine  as a salsa singer]
 I'm the lead singer of my band, I get  the girl's to take off their underpants
 I'm the lead  of my band, my salsa
 Makes  the pretty girl's want to dance
 My salsa,(whoooow)look out for my next single,  called My Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa,  salsa, my salsa
 Makes all the pretty girls  to dance
 And take off their 
 My  makes all the pretty girls want to dance
 And take off their  my salsa
 ([Em:]Where'd everybody