🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys,  Bolton is here
 
 Oh Great, send him 
 
 Michael Bolton:  guys.
 
 Hey, hi, thanks for 
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught  watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen  things?
 
 Oh yeah, yeah,  are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I  you this big sexy hook I think
 you're  gonna dig.
 
 Oh wow that's  awesome. Should we just lay it down?
 
 Michael  Boys, lets get to it.
 
 Whisper: Here  go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely  Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
  night starts now
  on the track, the boys are back
  night starts now
 Night starts  baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
  through the doors ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card at the bar like I  a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck  fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut,  stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE  CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE  OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was  weird, but we're back in the club
  up the bar so the groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
  ice-man, I'm the top gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm  number one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl cause I ain't your  Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet  take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed  with nowhere to run,
 And now I make  feel crazy with the…
 NOW BACK TO THE  PART:
 FROM THE DAY HE  BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT 
 HE'S THE PAUPER  THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE JESTER OF 
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER  LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah,  seen the movie
 
 Throw your hands in the  and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count  come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're  gonna need you to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME TRY  WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS  GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF  LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M  LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN CALL  SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES  PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
  IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE  NUTS
  it home!)
  A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST  TO GET FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is  major cinephile
 YOU COMPLETE 
 Yup, yeah,