🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is 
 
 Oh Great, send him 
 
 Michael Bolton: Hey 
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching  Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
  yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved  And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
 you're really  dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay  down?
 
  Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.
 
 Whisper: Here we 
 
 Ungh, Lonely Island,  Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The night  now
  on the track, the boys are back
  night starts now
  starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
  through the doors ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
  card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get 
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist, shank in my  you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS  THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST  THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in  club
 Buying  the bar so the groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the  gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the number one 
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl  I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice 
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed up  nowhere to run,
 And  I make you feel crazy with the…
 NOW BACK TO THE GOOD 
 FROM THE  HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
  CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
 HE'S  PAUPER OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
  JESTER OF TORTUGA
 (oh God)
 BUT  DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah, we've seen the 
 
 Throw your hands  the air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count stacks  on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus 
 
 ROGER THAT  ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF  AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF  LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH  MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN  ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY  OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS  THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI 
 (Take it 
 GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE,  HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO  FUCKED!
 
  turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
 YOU COMPLETE 
 Yup, yeah,