Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton here Great, send him in. Michael Bolton: Hey Hey, hi, thanks coming Michael Bolton: I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you seen things? Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those great. Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think really gonna dig. Oh that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down? Michael Bolton: lets get to it. Whisper: Here we Ungh, Lonely Island, Bolton YEAAAHH! night starts now Together on the track, boys are back The starts now Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the ain't no holdin' up YEAH card at the bar like I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS What? MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE. Yeah that kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so groupies show us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the gunner on blast, I'm the number one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it girl cause I ain't your Nice Guy", More like the ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! All dressed up with to run, And I make you feel crazy with the… NOW TO THE GOOD PART: FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE (yeah…uh huh) JESTER OF TORTUGA (oh God) BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT IN STORE? Yeah, we've the movie Throw your in the air and say hell yeah, come on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the front to the back say we stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to up ROGER THAT LET TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM Wait-- LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY (Nooo, God) THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU COCKROACHES WANNA ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED THIS IS THE OF TONY MONTANYA CUBANO WITH THE MIAMI NUTS it home!) GOT A BASEHEAD BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED! Ooookay, turns Michael Bolton is a major cinephile COMPLETE ME! Yup, ok….