🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is 
 
  Great, send him in.
 
 Michael Bolton:  guys.
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm  I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
  those things?
 
 Oh  yeah, those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the  and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
  really gonna dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome.  we just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get  it.
 
  Here we go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely  Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The  starts now
 Together on the track, the boys  back
 The night  now
 Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we  up.
 ROLLIN' UP
  through the doors ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card at the bar like  gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas  jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in  waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN  SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE 
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird,  we're back in the club
 Buying up the  so the groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking  I'm the top gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm  number one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl cause I ain't  "Mr. Nice Guy",
  like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
  dressed up with nowhere to run,
 And now  make you feel crazy with the…
 NOW  TO THE GOOD PART:
 FROM  DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM  FOR.
  THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE JESTER  TORTUGA
 (oh God)
  IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah,  seen the movie
 
 Throw your hands  the air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From  front to the back say we count stacks come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton  really gonna need you to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME TRY  WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME  FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST  IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
  THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE,  MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
  COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS IS THE  OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH  MIAMI NUTS
 (Take  home!)
 GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS 
 THIS  TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a  cinephile
  COMPLETE ME!
 Yup, yeah,