🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael  is here
 
  Great, send him in.
 
 Michael Bolton:  guys.
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of  Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
 Oh  yeah, those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track  I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
  really gonna dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome.  we just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get  it.
 
 Whisper:  we go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely  Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The night starts 
 Together on the track,  boys are back
 The night starts 
 Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when  rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through  doors ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card at the bar like I gives  fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the  fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound  my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK  PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST  THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda  but we're back in the club
 Buying up the bar so the groupies  us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the  gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the  one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl  I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet ya take you  and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed  with nowhere to run,
 And now I make you feel  with the…
 NOW BACK  THE GOOD PART:
 FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE  FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT 
 HE'S  PAUPER OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
  JESTER OF TORTUGA
 (oh God)
  IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah, we've seen the 
 
 Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah,  on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count  come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael  we're really gonna need you to focus up
 
  THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS  BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH  NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A  AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU  CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES WANNA  ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS  THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
  FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
  it home!)
 GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS 
 THIS  TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
  turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
  COMPLETE ME!
 Yup,  ok….