Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton here Oh Great, him in. Michael Bolton: guys. Hey, hi, for coming Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have those things? Oh yeah, those are, those are great. Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna dig. wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down? Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to Whisper: Here we Lonely Island, Michael Bolton YEAAAHH! The starts now Together the track, the boys are back The night starts Night starts now baby roll with chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP through the doors ain't no holdin' up YEAH Black card the bar like I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the looking jealous play the back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either cut, get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEAS What? A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON OCEAN'S BREEZE. Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're in the club Buying up the so the groupies show us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice More like the ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! All up with nowhere to run, now I make you feel crazy with the… NOW BACK TO THE GOOD FROM DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE (yeah…uh huh) THE JESTER TORTUGA (oh God) BUT DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE? Yeah, we've seen the Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the to the back say we count stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton we're really need you to focus up ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER Wait-- LIFE IS BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN IS MY NAME (Nooo, God) YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU COCKROACHES WANNA ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED THIS IS TALE OF TONY MONTANYA CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI (Take it GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, WAITING TO GET FUCKED! Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton a major cinephile COMPLETE ME! Yup, yeah,