Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh Great, send in. Michael Hey guys. Hey, hi, thanks for Michael Bolton: Sorry late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you seen things? Oh yeah, yeah, those are, are great. Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I you this big sexy hook I think you're really gonna Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay down? Michael Bolton: lets get to it. Whisper: Here go. Lonely Island, Michael Bolton YEAAAHH! night starts now Together on the track, the boys back The night starts Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors ain't holdin' up YEAH Black card at the bar I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS What? A QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE. Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back the club Buying up the bar so the groupies show us KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking I'm the top gunner Heater on blast, I'm number one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya take you and fuck you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! All dressed with nowhere to run, And I make you feel crazy with the… NOW TO THE GOOD PART: FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT HE'S THE OF THE SURF (yeah…uh huh) THE OF TORTUGA (oh God) BUT DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE? we've seen the movie Throw your hands in the and say hell yeah, come on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the front to the back say we stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton we're gonna need you to focus up ROGER THAT LET TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM Wait-- LIFE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME (Nooo, God) THEN CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU COCKROACHES WANNA ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED THIS IS TALE OF TONY MONTANYA CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI it home!) GOT A BASEHEAD BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING GET FUCKED! Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton a major cinephile YOU COMPLETE yeah, ok….