🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael  is here
 
 Oh Great,  him in.
 
  Bolton: Hey guys.
 
 Hey, hi, thanks  coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late,  got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
 Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those  great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this  sexy hook I think
 you're  gonna dig.
 
 Oh  that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to 
 
 Whisper: Here  go.
 
  Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The night starts 
 Together on the track, the  are back
 The  starts now
 Night  now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' 
 YEAH
 Black card  the bar like I gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty  when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut,  stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE  BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON  OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
  that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
 Buying up the bar so the groupies show  love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the  gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the number  stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr.  Guy",
 More like the "meet ya take you home  fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All  up with nowhere to run,
 And now I make you feel  with the…
  BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
 FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED  ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING  WHAT FOR.
 HE'S THE PAUPER OF  SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE JESTER OF 
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER  LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah,  seen the movie
 
 Throw your hands in  air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count  come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really gonna need  to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH  FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF  AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I  JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A  AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN  ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
  COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
  IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI 
  it home!)
 GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT  WOMB IS POLLUTED
  WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a  cinephile
 YOU  ME!
  yeah, ok….