Secretary: Guys, Bolton is here Oh Great, him in. Michael Hey guys. Hey, thanks for coming Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you seen things? Oh yeah, yeah, those those are great. Michael Bolton: Well, checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think really gonna dig. Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should just lay it down? Michael Bolton: Boys, lets to it. Whisper: we go. Ungh, Lonely Island, Bolton YEAAAHH! The night now Together on the track, the boys are The night starts Night now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors ain't holdin' up YEAH Black card at the bar I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking play the back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three pound in waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS What? A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE. Yeah that was kinda weird, we're back in the club Buying up bar so the groupies show us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking ice-man, the top gunner Heater on I'm the number one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it girl cause ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make you feel with the… NOW TO THE GOOD PART: FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE (yeah…uh huh) THE JESTER TORTUGA (oh God) BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES STORE? Yeah, we've seen movie Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the front to the say we count stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton really gonna need you to focus up ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH FILM Wait-- LIFE IS BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH MY NAME (Nooo, God) THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA CUBANO FLAME, THE MIAMI NUTS (Take it GOT A BASEHEAD BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED THIS WHOLE A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED! Ooookay, turns out Michael is a major cinephile YOU COMPLETE Yup, yeah,