🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is 
 
 Oh Great, send him 
 
 Michael Bolton: Hey 
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
  Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
 Oh yeah,  those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and  loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
 you're  gonna dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome.  we just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton:  lets get to it.
 
 Whisper: Here  go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael 
 YEAAAHH!
 The  starts now
 Together  the track, the boys are back
 The night  now
 Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' 
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' 
 YEAH
 Black card at the bar like I  a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when  walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist,  in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK  PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON  OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the 
 Buying up the bar so  groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top 
 Heater on blast, I'm the  one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr.  Guy",
 More like the "meet  take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed up with  to run,
  now I make you feel crazy with the…
 NOW  TO THE GOOD PART:
 FROM THE DAY  WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD  JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
 HE'S THE PAUPER  THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
  JESTER OF TORTUGA
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER  LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah, we've seen  movie
 
  your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count  come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus 
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT  ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME  FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL  MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN  A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN CALL ME  SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY,  RELOADED
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF  MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE  NUTS
 (Take it 
 GOT  BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE  A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a  cinephile
 YOU COMPLETE 
  yeah, ok….