🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys,  Bolton is here
 
 Oh Great, send  in.
 
 Michael Bolton:  guys.
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon.  you
 seen those 
 
 Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are 
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I  out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
 you're really  dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it 
 
  Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.
 
 Whisper: Here we 
 
 Ungh, Lonely  Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The night starts 
 Together on  track, the boys are back
 The night  now
 Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the  when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
  through the doors ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card  the bar like I gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous  the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist,  in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF  JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL  TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird,  we're back in the club
 Buying up the bar so  groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the  gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the number one 
 JACK SPARROW
  it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
  like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed up with nowhere  run,
 And now  make you feel crazy with the…
  BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
  THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT 
 HE'S  PAUPER OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
  JESTER OF TORTUGA
 (oh God)
  IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
  we've seen the movie
 
 Throw  hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count  come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're  gonna need you to focus up
 
  THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND  NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT  SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN  IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS  COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU  WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF  MONTANYA
 CUBANO  WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
 (Take  home!)
 GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER  IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S  PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
  turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
 YOU  ME!
 Yup, yeah,