Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton here Great, send him in. Michael Hey guys. Hey, thanks for coming Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that of the Carribean marathon. Have you those things? yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. Michael Bolton: Well, I out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think really gonna dig. Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should just lay it down? Michael Bolton: lets get to it. Here we go. Ungh, Lonely Michael Bolton YEAAAHH! The night now Together on the the boys are back The starts now Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors no holdin' up YEAH Black card at bar like I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get YEAH YEAH Three in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS What? A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE. that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club Buying up the bar so the groupies us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking ice-man, I'm top gunner Heater on blast, I'm the one stunner JACK SPARROW it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck twice guy" YEAH YEAH! dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make feel crazy with the… BACK TO THE GOOD PART: FROM DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK THEM WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF SURF (yeah…uh huh) THE JESTER TORTUGA (oh God) BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN Yeah, we've the movie Throw your hands the air and say hell yeah, come on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No the front to the back say we count stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael we're really gonna need you to focus up ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER Wait-- LIFE IS A OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME (Nooo, God) YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, RELOADED THIS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA CUBANO WITH THE MIAMI NUTS it home!) GOT A WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO FUCKED! Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major YOU COMPLETE yeah, ok….