🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton  here
 
  Great, send him in.
 
 Michael  Hey guys.
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that  of the Carribean marathon. Have you
  those things?
 
  yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I  out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
  really gonna dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should  just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton:  lets get to it.
 
  Here we go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely  Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The night  now
 Together on the  the boys are back
 The  starts now
 Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when  rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the doors  no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card at  bar like I gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get 
 YEAH YEAH
 Three  in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN  SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE  TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
  that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
 Buying up the bar so the groupies  us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm  top gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the  one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
  it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck  twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
  dressed up with nowhere to run,
 And now I make  feel crazy with the…
  BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
 FROM  DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK  THEM WHAT FOR.
 HE'S THE PAUPER OF  SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE JESTER  TORTUGA
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN 
 Yeah, we've  the movie
 
 Throw your hands  the air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
  the front to the back say we count stacks come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael  we're really gonna need you to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER 
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A  OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE  I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M  LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
  YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY,  RELOADED
 
 THIS  THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO  WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
  it home!)
 GOT A  WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO  FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major 
 YOU COMPLETE 
  yeah, ok….