🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary:  Michael Bolton is here
 
 Oh Great,  him in.
 
 Michael Bolton: Hey 
 
 Hey, hi,  for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I  caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
 Oh yeah, yeah, those are,  are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out  track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
  really gonna dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we  lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys,  get to it.
 
 Whisper: Here  go.
 
 Ungh,  Island, Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The night starts 
 Together on the track, the boys  back
 The  starts now
 Night starts now baby roll with  chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through  doors ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card  the bar like I gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back  get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you  get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON  SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF  RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda  but we're back in the club
 Buying up the  so the groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the  gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the number  stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl cause I ain't  "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet ya take you home and  you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed up with  to run,
 And now I make  feel crazy with the…
 NOW BACK TO THE GOOD 
 FROM THE DAY HE WAS  HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT 
 HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE 
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE JESTER OF 
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN 
  we've seen the movie
 
 Throw your hands in the air and say  yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count stacks come 
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really  need you to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME TRY  WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE  A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE  ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A  AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN  ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
  COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
  IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME,  THE MIAMI NUTS
 (Take it 
 GOT A BASEHEAD  BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S  PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out  Bolton is a major cinephile
  COMPLETE ME!
 Yup, yeah,