Secretary: Guys, Michael is here Oh Great, send him Michael Bolton: Hey Hey, hi, thanks coming Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you seen things? yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. Michael Bolton: I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna dig. Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it Michael Bolton: Boys, get to it. Here we go. Ungh, Lonely Island, Bolton YEAAAHH! The night now Together on track, the boys are back night starts now Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens at the neck when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' YEAH Black card at the bar I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play back and get wet YEAH YEAH Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. THIS IS TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS What? A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE. Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back the club Buying up the bar so the groupies us love KIERA KNIGHTLY Motherfucking ice-man, the top gunner Heater on blast, the number one stunner JACK SPARROW Watch it girl cause I ain't your Nice Guy", More the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" YEAH YEAH! dressed up with nowhere to run, And now I make you feel crazy the… NOW BACK TO THE GOOD FROM THE DAY HE BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE Nooo OLD CAPTAIN JACK THEM WHAT FOR. HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE (yeah…uh huh) THE OF TORTUGA (oh God) BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT IN STORE? Yeah, we've seen movie Throw your hands in the air say hell yeah, come on CAPTAIN JACK What? JOHNNY DEPP No From the front to the back we count stacks come on DAVY JONES Nope GIANT SQUID Wrong Michael Bolton we're really gonna you to focus up ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH FILM Wait-- LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND NAME IS FORREST GUMP (Not better) THOUGH NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE (Come on!) OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME (Nooo, God) THEN CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE (close enough) YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY OKAY, I'M RELOADED THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE NUTS (Take home!) GOT A WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING GET FUCKED! Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is major cinephile COMPLETE ME! Yup, ok….