🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovich

 My mama told me when I  hatched
 Act like a 
 Save your allowance, buy a  dress
 And someday you will  far
 Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard  miss
 The press  everywhere I go
 I'll poke your eye out with  dress like this
 Back off and enjoy the 
 
 I'm sure my critics will say it's  grotesque display
 Well, they can bite me, baby --  perform this way
  might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
 It doesn't mean I'm crazy --  perform this way
 
 Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause  perform this way
 Baby, I perform  way
 Ooo,  worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way
 I'm not crazy,  perform this way
 
 I'll be a troll or evil 
 I'll be  human jelly bean
 'Cause  day is Halloween
 For me...
 
 I'm so  original
 My new look is  the rage
 I'll wrap my small intestines 'round  neck
 And set fire to myself  stage
 
 I'll wear  porcupine on my head
  a W-H-I-M
 And for no  now I'll sing in French
  Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)
 
 Got my straight  today, it's made of gold lame
 No, not because  crazy - I perform this way
 I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw 
 I'll bet  never seen a skirt steak worn this way
 
 Don't be  when you see
 My  pop monstrosity
 I'm strange, weird, shocking,  bizarre
 I'm Frankenstein,  Avatar
 There's nothing too 
 I'll honestly do 
 But wear white after Labor 
 'Cause baby, I  this way
 
 Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude 
 Don't call the cops now,  I perform this way
 No reason I should  all the attention I get
 I'm not completely crazy,  perform this way, yeah
 
 I perform this way-hey, I perform this 
 I'm always deviating from the  this way-hey
 I perform this  I perform this way-hey
 I'm really  insane -- I just perform this way-hey