🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovich

 My mama told me  I was hatched
 Act like a 
 Save your allowance, buy a bubble 
 And  you will go far
 Now on red carpets,  I'm hard to miss
 The press  everywhere I go
 I'll poke your eye  with a dress like this
 Back off  enjoy the show!
 
 I'm sure my critics will say it's  grotesque display
 Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform  way
  might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
 It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this 
 
 Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform  way
 Baby, I perform  way
 Ooo, don't  I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way
 I'm not crazy, I perform this 
 
 I'll be a troll or  queen
 I'll  a human jelly bean
 'Cause every day is 
 For me...
 
 I'm so completely 
 My new look is all  rage
 I'll wrap  small intestines 'round my neck
 And set fire to myself on 
 
 I'll  a porcupine on my head
 On a 
 And for no reason  I'll sing in French
 Excusez-moi, Qui a pété?  cut the cheese?)
 
 Got my straight jacket  it's made of gold lame
 No, not because  crazy - I perform this way
 I strap prime rib to my  cover myself with raw meat
  bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way
 
 Don't be offended when you 
  latest pop monstrosity
 I'm  weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
 I'm  I'm Avatar
 There's nothing too 
 I'll  do anything
 But wear white  Labor Day
 'Cause baby,  perform this way
 
 Hope you won't think it's cliché  I go nude today
  call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
 No reason I should  all the attention I get
  not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah
 
 I perform this way-hey, I perform this 
 I'm always deviating from the norm this 
 I  this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
 I'm really not insane -- I  perform this way-hey