🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovich

 My mama told me  I was hatched
 Act like a 
 Save your allowance, buy  bubble dress
 And someday you will  far
 Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to 
 The press follows  I go
  poke your eye out with a dress like this
 Back off and enjoy  show!
 
 I'm sure  critics will say it's a grotesque display
  they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
 I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with 
 It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform  way
 
 Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this 
  I perform this way
 Ooo, don't worry, I'm  hey, I just perform this way
 I'm not crazy, I  this way
 
 I'll be a  or evil queen
  be a human jelly bean
  every day is Halloween
 For me...
 
 I'm so completely 
 My new  is all the rage
 I'll  my small intestines 'round my neck
 And set fire  myself on stage
 
 I'll wear a  on my head
  a W-H-I-M
 And for no reason now I'll sing in 
 Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who  the cheese?)
 
  my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lame
 No,  because I'm crazy - I perform this way
  strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
 I'll bet you've  seen a skirt steak worn this way
 
  be offended when you see
 My latest  monstrosity
 I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, 
  Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
 There's nothing too 
 I'll honestly  anything
 But wear white  Labor Day
 'Cause baby, I  this way
 
 Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go  today
  call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
 No reason I should regret all the  I get
 I'm not completely  I perform this way, yeah
 
  perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
 I'm always deviating  the norm this way-hey
 I perform  way-hey, I perform this way-hey
 I'm really  insane -- I just perform this way-hey