*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Coke Tv Presenter: boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter Do have a daddy? bet you do *Door opens* your daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, comin' with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, help him! *giggle* think my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain can't climb There's no tower too No plane that I can't learn to fly What do I gotta do to through to you, to show you ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to *Hailie Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass I cut 'em off, I got 'em and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my autograph, Sunglasses with Elton name, on my drag wall I'm out closet, I been lyin' my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' hats off Dre: Suck it Eminem: Laura and her husband to back off Before push this muthafuckin' button and blast off And one of these Russians, and that's all *Hailie Explosion Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on map, off When will it when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell baby Hailie: dad's lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to say I, can't explain it Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can me, not even Hailie Hailie: I think my dad gone Verse 2: It's like my mother told me *Eminem His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million cocks per second I'd rather put a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring my nose Then quit bringin' flows, quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see why I'm mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know more Am I the only fuckin' one normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs make you cry, take you by surprise Aat the time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it first, 'Cuz when speak, it's tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die and back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of life spit on And kicked and hit shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the jist of Parents pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters meat cleavers I don't blame you, I let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* funny daddy!