*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello boys and Today we're gonna talk about father daughter relationships Do have a daddy? I'll bet you *Door opens* Who's your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie: Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to who's comin' with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE him! *giggle* I my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain I can't There's tower too high, No plane that I can't learn how fly What do I gotta do to get to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't take chainsaw to *Hailie Chainsaw Sound* brain's brawn, and brass balls I cut 'em off, I got 'em and bronzed in a glass jar of a hall, with my framed autograph, with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out closet, I been lyin' my ass off All this time, me and Dre been with hats off Dre: Suck it Marshall! Eminem: Laura and her husband to back off Before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast launch one of these Russians, and that's all Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on map, off When will it stop, when will I knock crap off *Knocking* Hailie, 'em baby Hailie: dad's lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to I, I can't explain it Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's you could do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can me, not even Hailie Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother told me *Eminem Impersinates His Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat And have pussy-lips glued to my face with clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go meenie minie mo Catch homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more Am I only fuckin' one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: songs can make you cry, take you by surprise Aat the same time, can make you your eyes with the same rhyme See you're seein' is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's And walk around the rest my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, time I sung Like R. Kelly as as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And pretty much the jist of it, are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat I blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny daddy!