*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Coke Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're gonna talk father and daughter relationships you have a daddy? I'll you do *Door opens* Who's your Hailie: Daddy, what're doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem Hailie: then! Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, comin' with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE him! *giggle* I think my dad gone Verse 1: There's no mountain I climb There's tower too high, plane that I can't learn how to fly do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain't I can't take this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and in a glass jar Inside of hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I lyin' my ass off All this me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and her husband to back Before I push this muthafuckin' button and off And launch of these Russians, and that's all *Hailie Explosion Sound* Blow every thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell baby Hailie: My lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' to say I, I can't explain it Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could or say, that could ever change me Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth can save me, not even Hailie Hailie: I think my dad gone Verse 2: like my mother always told me *Eminem His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a gospel record I'd rather a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't my M.O. I have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no Am I only fuckin' one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My can make you cry, take you by surprise Aat the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is a genius work Which me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die and come as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit And kicked and hit with shit, every time sung Like Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade that's pretty much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids it Nine millimeter heater stashed two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're daddy!