*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Coke Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a bet you do *Door opens* Who's your Hailie: Daddy, what're you Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem Hailie: Ok then! listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to who's comin' with me? Hailie: Somebody, PLEASE help him! *giggle* I think my gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain can't climb There's no tower high, plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, show you There ain't nothin' I can't take this to *Hailie Makes Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, and balls I cut off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside a hall, with my framed autograph, with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my off All this me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck Marshall! Eminem: Tell and her husband to back off Before push this muthafuckin' button and blast off And launch one of Russians, and that's all *Hailie Explosion Sound* every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, when will I knock the crap *Knocking* Hailie, tell 'em Hailie: dad's lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really else to say I, I can't explain it Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or that could ever change me Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can save me, not Hailie Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother always me Impersinates His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick a muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather out a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no Am I the only fuckin' one normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you take you by surprise Aat the same time, can make you dry eyes with the same rhyme See what you're is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it first, 'Cuz when I it's tongue in cheek yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by lightnin' twice at once And die and come back as Ice's son walk around the rest of my life spit on And and hit with shit, every time I sung Like Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin' Ronnie's grave, at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much jist of it, Parents pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* funny daddy!