*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're gonna talk about and daughter relationships Do you have daddy? bet you do *Door opens* Who's your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie: Ok then! Everybody, up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help *giggle* I think my dad crazy! Verse 1: There's mountain I can't climb There's no tower too No plane that I can't how to fly What do I gotta do to through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John's name, my drag wall I'm out the I been lyin' my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats Dre: Suck it Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and her to back off Before I push this muthafuckin' and blast off And launch one of Russians, and that's all *Hailie Makes Explosion Blow every fuckin' thing, except on the map, off When will it stop, when will I knock the off *Knocking* tell 'em baby Hailie: My lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you 'em baby Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever me Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth can save me, not even Hailie Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother told me *Eminem Impersinates His Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say uh.. that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' per second I'd rather put out muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me ammo Can't see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know more Am I the only one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you cry, you by surprise Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same See what you're seein' is a genius at Which to me isn't work, so easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd bite my tongue slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die and come back as Ice's son And walk the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl of a plane Aimed the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And pretty much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids it Nine millimeter heater stashed in with meat cleavers don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny daddy!