*Tuning Tv* Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're gonna about father and daughter relationships Do you have a I'll bet do *Door opens* Who's daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what're doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem Hailie: then! Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, comin' with me? Hailie: Somebody, PLEASE help him! *giggle* I think my dad crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain I climb There's no too high, No plane that I learn how to fly What do I gotta do get through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, and balls I cut off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with framed autograph, with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass All this time, and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and husband to back off Before I push this muthafuckin' and blast off And launch one of Russians, and that's all *Hailie Makes Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except on the map, off When will it stop, when will knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, 'em baby Hailie: My dad's lost Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to I, I can't explain it Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, that could change me Hailie: I think my dad gone Eminem: There's no one on earth can save me, not even Hailie Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother told me Impersinates His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat motherfuckin' dick Chew on prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd put out a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit me my ammo Can't you why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no Am I the only fuckin' one who's any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you take you by surprise Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes the same rhyme See what you're seein' is a genius at Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to it at first, 'Cuz when speak, it's tongue in cheek yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of life spit on And kicked and hit with every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids it millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers I blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're daddy!