*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Coke Tv Presenter: Hello boys and Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter Do you have daddy? I'll bet you *Door opens* your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem Hailie: Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, comin' with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help *giggle* I think my dad crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain I can't There's no too high, No plane that I can't how to fly What do I gotta do to get through you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't take chainsaw to Makes Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, brass balls I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass Inside of a hall, with my autograph, Sunglasses with Elton name, on my drag wall I'm out closet, I been lyin' my ass off All time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck Marshall! Eminem: Laura and her husband to back off I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off And launch one of these Russians, and that's *Hailie Makes Explosion Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan the map, off will it stop, when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell baby Hailie: My dad's it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to say I, can't explain it Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's you could do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie: I think my dad gone Verse 2: It's like my mother always me *Eminem Impersinates Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd put out a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face a clit-ring in my nose Then quit my flows, quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo his toe, man, I don't know no more Am the only fuckin' one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you cry, you by surprise Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same See what you're seein' is a genius work Which to me work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in I'd yank my fuckin' before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my spit on And and hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a girl inside of a plane Aimed at World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the jist it, Parents are pissed, the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with cleavers I blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny