*Tuning Tv* Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello boys girls Today we're gonna talk about father daughter relationships Do you have a I'll bet do *Door opens* your daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem Hailie: Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to who's comin' with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE him! *giggle* I my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain I can't no tower too high, No plane I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to through to you, to show you There ain't I can't take this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Fuckin' brain's and brass balls cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John's on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats Dre: it Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and husband to back off Before I push this button and blast off And launch of these Russians, and that's all *Hailie Makes Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, When will stop, when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell baby Hailie: My dad's it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' to say I, I can't explain it Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever me Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can me, not even Hailie Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother told me *Eminem His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say uh.. that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my Then quit my flows, quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no Am I the only fuckin' who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you cry, take by surprise Aat the same time, can make you dry your with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to it at first, 'Cuz when I it's tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by lightnin' twice at once And die and back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of life spit on And kicked and with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly soon as "bump n' grind" comes on pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, standin' Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers Bonnie Jade And that's pretty the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat I don't blame you, I wouldn't Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny