🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Dad's Gone Crazy - Eminem

 *Tuning Tv*
 *Eminem Snortin' 
 
 Tv Presenter:
 Hello  and girls
 Today we're gonna talk  father and daughter relationships
  you have a daddy?
 I'll  you do
 *Door opens*
 Who's  daddy?
 
 Hailie:
 Daddy, what're  doing?
 
 Beat starts
 
 Eminem:
 Ha Ha!
 
 Eminem  Hailie:
 Ok  Everybody, listen up!
 
 Eminem:
 I'm  to hell, who's comin' with me?
 
 Hailie:
  Somebody, PLEASE help him!
 *giggle*
 I  my dad gone crazy!
 
 Verse 1:
 There's no mountain I can't 
 There's no tower too 
 No plane that I can't  how to fly
 What do I gotta do to get  to you, to show you
 There ain't nothin' I can't take this  to
 *Hailie Makes Chainsaw 
 Fuckin' brain's  and brass balls
 I cut 'em off, I got  pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
 Inside  a hall, with my framed autograph,
 Sunglasses  Elton John's name, on my drag wall
 I'm out  closet, I been lyin' my ass off
 All this time,  and Dre been fuckin' with hats off
 
 Dre:
  it Marshall!
 
 Eminem:
 Tell Laura and  husband to back off
  I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off
 And launch  of these Russians, and that's all
  Makes Explosion Sound*
 Blow every  thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
 When will it stop,  will I knock the crap off
 *Knocking*
  tell 'em baby
 
 Hailie:
 My dad's lost 
 
 Chorus
 Eminem:
 There's really nothin' else to say I,  can't explain it
 
 Hailie:
 I think  dad gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 A little help from  Jade, won't you tell 'em baby
 Hailie:
 I think my  gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 There's nothin' you could do or say, that could  change me
 
 Hailie:
 I  my dad gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 There's no one  earth that can save me, not even Hailie
 
 Hailie:
 I think my dad  crazy!
 
 Verse 2:
  like my mother always told me
  Impersinates His Mom*
 Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n  n goddammit, you little motherfucker
 If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then  say nothin'
 uh..
 Fuck that shit,  eat a motherfuckin' dick
 Chew on a prick, and lick a  muthafuckin' cocks per second
 I'd rather put out a muthafuckin'  record
 I'd rather be a  bitch, eat pussy
 And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my 
 Then quit bringin'  flows, quit givin' me my ammo
 Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this  be my M.O.
 I wouldn't have to go  meenie minie mo
 Catch a homo by  toe, man, I don't know no more
 Am I the only fuckin'  who's normal any more?
 
 Hailie:
 Dad!
 
 Chorus
 
 Verse 3:
 My songs can make you cry, take you  surprise
 Aat the  time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
 See what  seein' is a genius at work
 Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it  first,
 'Cuz when I speak, it's  in cheek
 I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever  my tongue
 I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin'  twice at once
 And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's 
 And walk around the rest  my life spit on
 And  and hit with shit, every time I sung
 Like  Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
 More pain inside o' my brain, than in  eyes of a little girl inside of a
 plane
 Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's 
 Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers  Bonnie Jade
  that's pretty much the jist of it,
 Parents are pissed, but the kids  it
 Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with  cleavers
 I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me 
 
 Chorus
 
 Outro
 Eminem:
 Crazy
 
 Hailie:
 *laughs*
 You're  daddy!