*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Tv Presenter: Hello boys and Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter Do you have daddy? I'll you do *Door opens* your daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! & Hailie: Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm to hell, who's comin' with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, help him! *giggle* I my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's mountain I can't climb There's tower too high, No plane that can't learn how to fly What I gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I take this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass I cut off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a with my framed autograph, with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass All this time, me and Dre fuckin' with hats off Dre: it Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and her to back off Before push this muthafuckin' button and blast off And launch one of Russians, and that's all Makes Explosion Sound* every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, when will I knock the off *Knocking* tell 'em baby Hailie: My dad's lost Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to say I, I explain it Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em Hailie: I think my dad gone Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, that ever change me Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: like my mother always told me *Eminem His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' record rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my Then quit bringin' my flows, quit me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this be my M.O. I wouldn't have go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know more Am I the only fuckin' one who's any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you cry, you by surprise Aat the time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is genius at work to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, when I speak, it's tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before ever bite my tongue I'd slice gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life on And kicked and hit with shit, every time I Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes More pain inside o' my brain, than in eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie And that's much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny