*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello boys and Today we're gonna talk about father and relationships you have a daddy? I'll bet you *Door opens* Who's your daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie: Ok then! Everybody, up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with Hailie: (innocently) PLEASE help him! *giggle* I my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no I can't climb There's tower too high, No plane that I can't how to fly What do I gotta do to get to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Sound* Fuckin' brawn, and brass balls I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a jar Inside of a hall, with my framed Sunglasses with John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass All this time, me Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck it Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and her to back off Before I push this muthafuckin' and blast off And launch one of Russians, and that's all Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except on the map, off When it stop, when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell 'em Hailie: My lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to I, I can't explain it Hailie: I think my dad gone Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you 'em baby Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can save me, even Hailie Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother always me Impersinates His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per I'd rather put a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, pussy And have glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' my ammo Can't you see I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know more Am I the only fuckin' one who's any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you cry, take you by Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the rhyme See what you're is a genius at work Which me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, when I speak, it's tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my I'd my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every I sung R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade that's pretty much the jist of it, Parents are but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny daddy!