🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Dad's Gone Crazy - Eminem

 *Tuning Tv*
 *Eminem Snortin' 
 
 Tv Presenter:
  boys and girls
 Today  gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
 Do you have a 
 I'll bet  do
 *Door opens*
  your daddy?
 
 Hailie:
 Daddy, what're  doing?
 
 Beat starts
 
 Eminem:
 Ha Ha!
 
 Eminem & 
 Ok then! Everybody,  up!
 
 Eminem:
 I'm goin' to hell, who's  with me?
 
 Hailie:
 (innocently)  PLEASE help him!
 *giggle*
 I think my  gone crazy!
 
 Verse 1:
 There's no mountain I  climb
 There's no tower  high,
 No plane  I can't learn how to fly
 What do I gotta do to get  to you, to show you
 There ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw 
  Makes Chainsaw Sound*
 Fuckin' brain's  and brass balls
 I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed  a glass jar
 Inside of a hall, with my framed 
 Sunglasses with Elton John's name,  my drag wall
 I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass 
 All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with  off
 
 Dre:
 Suck  Marshall!
 
 Eminem:
 Tell Laura and her  to back off
 Before I push this muthafuckin'  and blast off
 And launch one of  Russians, and that's all
  Makes Explosion Sound*
 Blow every  thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
 When will it  when will I knock the crap off
 *Knocking*
  tell 'em baby
 
 Hailie:
 My dad's lost 
 
 Chorus
 Eminem:
 There's really nothin' else  say I, I can't explain it
 
 Hailie:
 I think  dad gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you  'em baby
 Hailie:
 I  my dad gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 There's nothin'  could do or say, that could ever change me
 
 Hailie:
 I  my dad gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 There's no one on earth that can save  not even Hailie
 
 Hailie:
 I think my dad  crazy!
 
 Verse 2:
  like my mother always told me
 *Eminem Impersinates  Mom*
 Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe  Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker
 If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say 
 uh..
 Fuck that  bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
 Chew  a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second
 I'd rather put  a muthafuckin' gospel record
 I'd rather be a  bitch, eat pussy
 And  pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
 Then quit bringin'  flows, quit givin' me my ammo
 Can't you see why  so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O.
 I wouldn't  to go eenie meenie minie mo
  a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more
 Am  the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
 
 Hailie:
 Dad!
 
 Chorus
 
 Verse 3:
 My  can make you cry, take you by surprise
 Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes  the same rhyme
 See what you're seein' is  genius at work
 Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it  first,
  when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
 I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my 
 I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin'  at once
  die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
 And walk around  rest of my life spit on
 And kicked and hit with shit, every  I sung
 Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n'  comes on
 More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes  a little girl inside of a
 plane
 Aimed at  World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
 Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and  Jade
 And  pretty much the jist of it,
 Parents are pissed, but the kids love 
 Nine millimeter heater stashed  two-seaters with meat cleavers
 I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me 
 
 Chorus
 
 Outro
 Eminem:
 Crazy
 
 Hailie:
 *laughs*
 You're funny