*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're gonna talk father and daughter relationships Do you a daddy? I'll you do *Door opens* Who's your Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, who's with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE him! *giggle* I think my dad gone Verse 1: no mountain I can't climb There's tower too high, No plane I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do get through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't take chainsaw to Makes Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in glass jar Inside of a hall, my framed autograph, Sunglasses with John's name, on my drag wall out the closet, I been lyin' my ass off All this time, and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: it Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and husband to back off I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off launch one of these Russians, and that's all *Hailie Makes Explosion Blow every thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When it stop, when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell baby Hailie: My dad's it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to I, I can't explain it Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: A little help Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: There's you could do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: I think my dad gone Eminem: There's no one on earth that can save me, even Hailie Hailie: I think my dad gone Verse 2: It's like my mother always me Impersinates His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't nothin' uh.. Fuck that bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel I'd rather be a pussy-whipped eat pussy have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be M.O. I wouldn't have to eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, don't know no more Am I the only fuckin' who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make cry, take you by surprise Aat the time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what seein' is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd bite my tongue I'd slice gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die and come back Vanilla Ice's son And walk around rest of my life spit on And kicked hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of little girl inside of a plane Aimed the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade that's pretty much the jist of it, Parents are but the kids love it Nine millimeter stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* funny daddy!