🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Dad's Gone Crazy - Eminem

 *Tuning Tv*
 *Eminem  Coke
 
 Tv Presenter:
 Hello  and girls
 Today we're gonna talk about  and daughter relationships
 Do you have  daddy?
 I'll bet you 
 *Door opens*
  your daddy?
 
 Hailie:
 Daddy, what're  doing?
 
 Beat starts
 
 Eminem:
 Ha Ha!
 
  & Hailie:
 Ok then! Everybody, listen 
 
 Eminem:
 I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with 
 
 Hailie:
 (innocently)  PLEASE help him!
 *giggle*
 I think  dad gone crazy!
 
 Verse 1:
 There's  mountain I can't climb
  no tower too high,
  plane that I can't learn how to fly
 What do I gotta do to get through to you,  show you
 There ain't nothin' I  take this chainsaw to
 *Hailie  Chainsaw Sound*
 Fuckin' brain's  and brass balls
 I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and  in a glass jar
 Inside of a hall,  my framed autograph,
  with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
 I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my ass 
 All  time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off
 
 Dre:
 Suck  Marshall!
 
 Eminem:
 Tell Laura and her  to back off
 Before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast 
 And launch one of these  and that's all
 *Hailie Makes Explosion 
 Blow  fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
 When will it stop, when will I knock the  off
 *Knocking*
 Hailie,  'em baby
 
 Hailie:
  dad's lost it
 
 Chorus
 Eminem:
 There's really  else to say I, I can't explain it
 
 Hailie:
 I  my dad gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell  baby
 Hailie:
 I think my  gone crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 There's nothin' you could do or say,  could ever change me
 
 Hailie:
 I think my dad  crazy!
 
 Eminem:
 There's no one  earth that can save me, not even Hailie
 
 Hailie:
 I  my dad gone crazy!
 
 Verse 2:
 It's like my mother always  me
 *Eminem Impersinates  Mom*
 Ronhe  Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker
 If you ain't got nothin' nice to  then don't say nothin'
 uh..
 Fuck that  bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
 Chew on a  and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second
 I'd rather put out a  gospel record
 I'd rather be a pussy-whipped  eat pussy
 And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a  in my nose
 Then quit bringin' my  quit givin' me my ammo
 Can't you see why I'm  mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O.
 I wouldn't  to go eenie meenie minie mo
 Catch a homo by his toe,  I don't know no more
 Am I the only fuckin'  who's normal any more?
 
 Hailie:
 Dad!
 
 Chorus
 
 Verse 3:
 My songs can make you  take you by surprise
 Aat the same  can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
  what you're seein' is a genius at work
 Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to  it at first,
 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue  cheek
 I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever  my tongue
 I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at 
 And die and come  as Vanilla Ice's son
 And walk around the rest of my life  on
 And kicked and hit with  every time I sung
 Like R. Kelly as soon as  n' grind" comes on
 More pain inside  my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a
 plane
 Aimed at the World  standin' on Ronnie's grave,
 Screamin'  the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
 And that's pretty much  jist of it,
 Parents are  but the kids love it
 Nine millimeter heater stashed in  with meat cleavers
 I  blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
 
 Chorus
 
 Outro
 Eminem:
 Crazy
 
 Hailie:
 *laughs*
  funny daddy!