*Tuning Tv* Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're gonna talk about father daughter relationships Do have a daddy? I'll bet you *Door opens* Who's your Hailie: Daddy, you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! & Hailie: Ok then! listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help *giggle* I my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's mountain I can't climb There's no tower high, No plane I can't learn how to fly What do gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass I cut 'em off, I got pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John's on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I been my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with off Dre: Suck it Eminem: Tell Laura and husband to back off Before I this muthafuckin' button and blast off And launch one of these Russians, and that's Makes Explosion Sound* Blow fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, when will knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell 'em Hailie: My dad's lost Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't tell 'em baby Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' could do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can me, not even Hailie Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like mother always told me Impersinates His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' Chew on a prick, and lick a muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my Then quit bringin' my quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, wouldn't be my M.O. I have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, don't know no more Am the only fuckin' one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make cry, take you by surprise the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme what you're seein' is a genius at work Which me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I it's tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' twice at once And die come back as Vanilla Ice's son walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers Bonnie Jade And pretty much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids it Nine heater stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny