*Tuning Tv* Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: boys and girls Today we're talk about father and daughter relationships Do have a daddy? bet you do *Door opens* Who's your Hailie: Daddy, what're you Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem Hailie: Ok then! Everybody, listen Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, who's with me? Hailie: Somebody, PLEASE help him! *giggle* think my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no I can't climb There's no tower too No plane that I can't learn how to What do I gotta do to get through to you, show you There ain't nothin' I can't take this to *Hailie Makes Sound* Fuckin' brawn, and brass balls I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed Sunglasses Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm the closet, I been lyin' my ass off this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and her to back off I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off And launch one these Russians, and that's all Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan the map, off When will it stop, when I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, 'em baby Hailie: dad's lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to say I, I explain it Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's you could do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: I think my dad gone Eminem: There's no one on earth that can save me, even Hailie Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother always told *Eminem Impersinates Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat motherfuckin' dick Chew on prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel I'd rather a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo his toe, man, I don't know no more Am I only fuckin' one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make cry, take you by surprise Aat same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's in cheek yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by lightnin' twice at once And die and come back as Ice's son And walk around the of my life spit on kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the jist of are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters with meat I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're daddy!