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 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara  ga taore teru
 senaka ni tsuki  hōchō
 yuka wa chimamire
 shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu  kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga ochi tsui 
 "kyō nowa  ga taihen sōda"
 to warau to
 tsuma wa utsubuse no mama  sōni
 kukuku to waratteta
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata  shite iru noka
 yosō  deki nai
 
 aru hi wa atama  ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de  kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta toki 
 doa shime  to omotta
 
  mo kekkō taihen de
 yuka  chinori o arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama  gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben shite hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  imasu
 chotto homeru to  ni noru kara
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon mae  isogashiku temo
  ni au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma  mo naku tobashi te
 umi mini ittari  noni
 
 kekkon chokugo  te buka o mochi
 shigoto  totemo tanoshiku natta
 ie  hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
 kangae te inakatta
 
 ie ni  to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
 ano koro no futari ni modori tai kara 
 boku niwa  nai
 
  ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no ai no  naraba
 sore wa sore  ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma  kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
  shite akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I  the door there's my wife collapsed
  carpet's all bloodstained
 If a  saw this, they might faint
 I remain calm
 "Looks  the cleanup will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And still  but looking satisfied
 My wife laughs  he he"
 
 When I get home my wife  pretends to be dead
 What  of death she'll have tomorrow
 I can't  begin to imagine
 One day she had an arrow through her 
 Another time, dressed as a  with a gun
 The time I saw her in a dead  costume
 
 I thought I'd close the door  her
  up afterwards is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains  the carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd spare me the  of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow  her head
 When I get home my  always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she  all caught up in it
 So I do my best to ignore 
 
 Before we  though I was busy
 We'd drive  aimlessly all night
 And go  the ocean, and yet
 Right after we  married, I got promoted
 And suddenly, work became  much fun
 I didn't even think of  my wife felt
 Waiting  alone at home
 
 My wife pretending  be dead whenever I come home
 Is it because she wants  return to how we used to be?
  just don't know
  coming home to see
 My wife's performance waiting for 
  the shape our love will take?
 Then  guess that's fine
 
 My wife is  playing dead when I return home.
 How did she die 
 I open the door with  anticipation
 
  Lii and Eii