I’m Back Eminem [Chorus: repeat 4X] That's why they call me Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I'm [Eminem] I murder a rhyme one word a time You never, heard of a mind as perverted as You better, get rid of nine, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against man that strangles himself? I'm waitin for hell like hell I'm anxious as hell Manson, you're safe in that be thankful it's jail I used to my mommy's little angel at twelve I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf I used to, get punked and on my block 'til I cut a kitten's head off and it in this kid's mailbox {"Mom! MOM!" I used to give a - fuck, now I give a fuck less What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press stressed Too much stares two breasts, too It's too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes) Grew up quick (no) raised right Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi" Became a because I'm W-H-I- -T-E, cuz was so friendly to me Can't wait 'til Kim sees Now is it worth it? Look at my how is it perfect? Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't You hear finger? Oh it's upside down Here, let me turn this motherfucker right now [Chorus] [Eminem] I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into just see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music And he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim and becomes a puppet the string of my tennis shoe {*vocal scratches* My name Slim Shady I been crazy way before didn't play me The sensational {*vocal scratch "Back is the With Ken Kaniff, who just the men edible It's Kaniff on the, internet Tryin to, lure your kids with him, bed It's a, sick world we live in these for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!" Geez, you guys so sensitive "Slim it's a touchy subject, and just don't mention it" Mind with no sense in it, to get so frenetic whose eyes so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'em with my windows with nine limos rented Doin lines of coke in 'em, with a of guys hoppin out all high and indo scented {*inhales, And that's where I get my from, that's why they call me [Chorus] [Eminem] I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in Add AK-47, a revolver, a nine a Mack-11 and it oughta solve problem of mine and that's a whole school of shot up all at one time Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me crazy as the world was over this whole Y2K And by the way, N'Sync, why they sing? Am I the only one who they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and care y'all think? Lip sync and buy bigger size of earrings? It's why I tend to block when I hear things Cause all fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!) So I just, throw up a finger and let it linger longer than the rumor that I was stickin to Christina Cause if I ever stuck to any singer in showbiz it'd be Jennifer Lopez, Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this was my own mother I fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new at the same time and just say it ain't mine, what's my name? [Chorus] [Eminem {*vocal scratching*] Guess b-back, back who's back (Hi mom!) Guess who's back {*scratch* {*scratch* guess who's back D-12 Guess who's back Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's Dr. Dre {*scratch* Guess who's Back {*scratch* back {*scratch* Slim Shady, 2001 I'm blew from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck