Guess Who… You me?... Jessica Simpson, sing chorus When you walked the door It was clear to me (clear me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see they came to see) You’re a … (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants Player… Who really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if can You're ready to tackle any task is at hand How does feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look all the massive masses in the stands man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kardashians a man She just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive maximus again it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come as nasty as he can Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this He does not mean lesbian offend But Lindsay come back to seeing men a 2, Youre practically a 10 know you want me girl, In fact I see your grin now come in girl (CHORUS) When you walked the door was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who came to see) a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you can really blame you) We're ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for women to torture Walk up the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but whats Degeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me Well I can as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 And I'll invite Sarah out to dinner then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your end up in hospital again And this time it wont for the riddle and binge Forget them other men, girl pay them attention A little bit did I mention, Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on the I swear them other guys you give em an inch They a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When walked through the door It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see they came to see) You’re a … rockstar Everybody you (everybody wants you) Player… Who really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who you (VERSE THREE) And why… my love You'll never without , I know you want girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, know you want me too Don’t try to deny it I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im beginning to sprout Alphalpha Why should I my filthy mouth out You that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never there been so finesse and nostalgia Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal Jessica Alba put a breast in mouth but Wowzers, I just made a mess of my And they why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help he's back in his pink Alf shirt like someone shrinked his outfit think hes about to flip rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya Can you blame my Amy, im your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday With a saw blade in it make my jail break Baby, I think you just met soul mate break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you through the door It was clear to me (clear to You’re the one they adore, who they came see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants Player… Who can really you (who can really blame you) the ones who made you So baby Get down, down, Baby, get down, down Baby, get down down get down, get down Baby, get down down Baby, get down, down Baby, get down down Baby, down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab never so good, can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!