Guess Who… You Miss Jessica Simpson, sing the you walked through the door It was clear me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to (who they came to see) You’re a … (baby) wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame (who can really blame you) the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) by popular demand Now pop little zantack or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it Well look at all the masses in the stands man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, I think Kardashians a man She stumped just cause he to put his hands On her massive glutious again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he Yes he can,can, don’t ask this again He does not mean to lesbian But Lindsay come back to seeing men Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a I know you want girl, fact I see your grin - now come in girl (CHORUS) When you through the door It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they to see) You’re a … rockstar Everybody wants you (everybody you) Player… Who can really blame you (who really blame you) the ones who made you (VERSE TWO) enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Horse her Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Have I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to then Nail her,'Baby say hello to little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end in hospital again And this time it wont be for the riddle binge Forget them other men, pay them little attention A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me Mayer So sit on the Man I swear them other guys you give an inch They take a mile, they style but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) you walked through the door It clear to me (clear to me) the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar Everybody wants you (everybody wants Player… Who can really you (who can really blame you) Were the ones made you (VERSE THREE) And that’s why… love You'll never live , I know you want me cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, know you want me too Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only for you (Fart) Damn girl beginning to sprout an Alphalpha Why should wash my filthy mouth out You think that’s bad you should hear the rest my album Never has there been so finesse and Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal Jessica Alba put a breast my mouth but Wowzers, I made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his Alf shirt Looking someone shrinked his outfit I hes about to flip Jessica rest assure, Supermans here rescue ya you blame me? You’re my im your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday With a saw blade it to make my jail break Baby, I you just met your soul mate (Now it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really you (who can really blame you) the ones who made you So baby, Get down, down Baby, get down, down Baby, get down down Baby, get down, get Baby, get down, down Baby, get down down Baby, get down, down Baby, get down, get Oh Rehab never looked so good, I wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!