Guess Who… You me?... Jessica Simpson, the chorus When you walked through door It was to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to You’re a … (baby) wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you can really blame you) We're the ones who made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you You're ready to tackle any that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is grand? Well at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no massacre the fans I think Kim Kardashians a man She stumped just cause he asked put his hands On massive glutious maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it her friend he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can,can, don’t ask this again He does not mean lesbian offend Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha’s a Youre practically a 10 I know you want me In I see your grin - now come in girl (CHORUS) When walked through the door It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they to see) a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody you) Player… Who really blame you (who can really blame you) We're ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, whats Ellen Degeneres Have that I don't, are telling me tenderness? I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out dinner then Nail say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end in hospital again And this time wont be for the riddle and binge Forget them other girl pay them little attention little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on the Man I swear other guys you give em an inch They take a they got style but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you through the door It was to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they to see (who they came to see) You’re … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody you) Player… can really blame you (who can really blame you) Were ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that’s my love You'll never live , I you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want too Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only for you (Fart) Damn girl beginning to sprout an Alphalpha Why should I wash my mouth out You think that’s bad you should hear rest of my album Never has there been so and nostalgia Man Cash,I don’t mean to up your gal but Jessica put a breast in my mouth but Wowzers, I just made mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf Looking like someone his outfit I think hes to flip Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue Can blame me? my Amy, im your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday With a saw in it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met soul mate (Now break it down (CHORUS) When you walked through the It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants (everybody wants you) Player… Who really blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who you So baby, down, down, down Baby, get down, down Baby, get down down get down, get down Baby, get down, down Baby, down, down down Baby, down, down down Baby, get down, get Oh Amy, Rehab never so good, I can Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!