Guess Who… You Miss Jessica Simpson, the chorus When walked through the door It was to me (clear to me) You’re the one they who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants (everybody wants you) Player… Who really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, (VERSE ONE) by popular demand Now a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle task that is at hand How it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses the stands Shady man… don’t massacre the fans Damn, think Kim Kardashians a man She just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious maximus Squeeze it, then it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as as he can Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this He does not to lesbian offend But Lindsay please back to seeing men Samantha’s a Youre practically a 10 I know want me girl, In fact see your grin - now come in girl (CHORUS) When you through the door It was clear me (clear to me) You’re the one adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame (who can really blame you) We're the who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for women to torture up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but whats Degeneres Have that I don't, are you me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget or your gona end up in hospital again And this time it wont be for the and binge Forget them other men, pay them little attention A bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on bench Man I them other guys you give em an inch They a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you walked through door It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar Everybody wants you (everybody you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame Were the ones made you (VERSE THREE) And that’s my love You'll never without , I you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, know, you know you want me too Don’t try deny it baby, I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im to sprout an Alphalpha Why should I wash my filthy mouth think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been finesse and nostalgia Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your but Jessica Alba put a breast in my but Wowzers, just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Lord us he's back in his pink Alf shirt like someone shrinked his outfit I think about to flip Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue you blame me? You’re my Amy, your Blake Matter fact me a birthday cake With a saw blade in to make my jail break Baby, I think you met your soul mate (Now break it girl) (CHORUS) When you through the door was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see they came to see) You’re a … (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants Player… Who can blame you (who can really blame you) Were the ones who made So baby, Get down, down, get down, down down Baby, down, down down get down, get down Baby, get down, down Baby, get down, down get down, down down Baby, down, get down Oh Rehab never looked so good, I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA