Yeah! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, money comes Here go now! My mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and lots drugs. why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. "My my mom" --I know you're probably tired of hearing the mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story of when I was just a and how became hooked on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: that I ate, the water that I drank, fucking peas my plate. She just enough of it just to season my steak so everyday I had at least three aches. Now tell what kind of mother would want to see her son grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I gonna' be nothing, either: the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" Mathers, your son has been huffing ether. Either that or the motherfucker's puffin reefer." But all of huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. It was neither. I was buzzin', but it what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm What the fuck keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me fuck alone; I ain't playin'. Go find a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra. My loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and a' drugs. That's why I'm on I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! This dinner, this is paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear complaints, did I?" "Now here's a plate full of killers. Now just wait 'til crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes. You little motherfucker, don't you sit there and that retarded fuckin' face without even it!" "You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; ain't wastin' it. Put your face in it before I throw you in the again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again until next Thanksgiving, and if still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll placed in the shit! little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent? A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they it! Child support? Your father, he ain't sent shit! So what he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite my mom. I know I should let be bygones, but she's the reason why am high on what I'm high on. 'Cuz my mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, I am is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me spinach. But my bars only about two minutes! But I don't to swallow it without chewin' it. I can't even write rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! Man, I never thought that I could ever a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' up back to me. it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the Mom! Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she fed it. Feed it fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache. "Here, snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" I don't need it! fuck it, then break it up! Take a little piece beat it before you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! don't feel like arguin'! I'll do --pop and gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in with bottle of meds and a Ledger bobble head! My loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom, I'm just her! My mom, mom, my mom (x3) My my mama [in an Eric voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more. Heh, sorry mom! sill love you, though! [kiss sound] Dr. Dre 2010! [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on here... Oh!