Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, money comes we go now! My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I --'cuz I'm like her. Because my loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my "My mom, my mom" know you're probably tired of hearing the "my mom" whoa-oh, this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: food that I the water that I drank, fucking peas in my sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak so everyday I had least three stomach aches. tell me what kind of mother would want to see her be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher think I was gonna' be nothing, either: the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son been huffing ether. Either that or motherfucker's been puffin reefer." But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. It was neither. I buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, you to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'. Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra. My mom loved Valium and of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz like her. Because my loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! This dinner, this is paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I ain't no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a plate full of pain Now just wait 'til I crush Valium and put it in your potatoes. You little motherfucker, don't sit there and make that retarded fuckin' face without even it!" better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it. Put your face in it before I throw you in the again! And I ain't in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the You little wanna' sit there and play innocent? A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed Child support? Your father, he ain't the shit! So what if he It's none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, no one else quite like my mom. I know should let bygones be bygones, but she's the reason why I am high on what high on. 'Cuz my mom loved and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz like her. Because my loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom loved Now, what I am is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to the wit' me Valium spinach. But my bars only last about two But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' I can't even write a rhyme without in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! Man, I never that I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't have happen to me!" but that's actually what has up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back to me. And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed Feed it a aspirin and say that it has a headache. wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" But don't need it! "Well fuck it, then break it Take little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!" Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'! I'll do --pop and gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed with bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobble head! My loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom. mom, I'm just like her! My mom, my mom, my mom My my mama [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no Heh, sorry mom! I sill you, though! [kiss sound] Dre 2010! [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! take us on outta' here... Oh!