Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, money comes Here we go My mom loved and lots of drugs. That's why I am I am --'cuz I'm like her. my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what on --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, my mom" --I know you're tired of hearing "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on Valium was in everything: food I ate, the water that I drank, fucking in my plate. She sprinkled just enough of it just to season steak so everyday I had at least three aches. Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see son be grow up to an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was be nothing, either: "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?" Mathers, your son has been huffing ether. Either that the motherfucker's been puffin reefer." But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. It was neither. I was buzzin', it wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't Go find you a white crayon and color fuckin' zebra. My mom loved Valium and of drugs. That's why I am like am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, is paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I hear no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a plate of pain killers. Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and it in your potatoes. You little motherfucker, don't you sit there make retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it!" "You'd better lick fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it. Put your face in it before I throw you in basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just there and want to fuckin' play spin again until next Thanksgiving, if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the You little wanna' sit there and play innocent? A rat fell and me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child support? Your father, he sent the shit! So what if he did? It's of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite like mom. I know I should let bygones be but the reason why I am high on what I'm high on. 'Cuz mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, I am is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish me Valium spinach. But my bars only last about two But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! Man, never thought that I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up to me. And it's probably where got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dope with the she done fed it. Feed it fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache. "Here, wanna' snack? hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! it!" But I don't it! fuck it, then break it up! Take a little piece and beat before you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! don't feel like arguin'! I'll do it --pop and gobble it, wobblin', stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed with of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head! My mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz my mom. My mom, just like her! My my mom, my mom (x3) My mom, my [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My I ain't takin' this no more. Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, [kiss sound] Dr. Dre [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' Oh!