Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! money comes first. Here we now! My mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, my mom" know you're probably tired hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is a story of when I was just a shorty how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: food that ate, the water that drank, fucking peas in my plate. She sprinkled just enough of it just to season steak so everyday I had at three stomach aches. Now tell me what kind mother would want to see her be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I gonna' be nothing, either: "What the fuck you stickin' gum under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffing ether. Either that or motherfucker's been puffin reefer." But all of this huffin' puffin' wasn't what it was, either. It neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. Pee in tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep on fuckin' me for? Slut, need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'. find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra. mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz my mom. Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I ain't no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a plate full of killers. Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your You little motherfucker, don't you sit and make that retarded fuckin' face without tastin' it!" "You'd better lick the fuckin', you ain't wastin' it. Put your face in it before I you in the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' spin again until next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be in the shit! You shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent? A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and witnessed it! Child support? father, he ain't sent the shit! So what if he did? none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, no one else quite like my mom. I know I should let be bygones, she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on. 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like Because my mom loved and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm mom. My mom loved Now, what I am is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium But bars only last about two minutes! But I don't want to swallow it without it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, Val-i-um. Oh! Man, I never thought I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up to me. And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals the bomb, Mom! Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' with the medicine she done fed it. it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache. "Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat But don't need it! "Well fuck it, then break up! Take a little piece beat it before you wake Nathan up!" Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'! I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I in bed with bottle of meds a Heath Ledger bobble head! My mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom, I'm just like My mom, my mom, my (x3) My mom, my [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, ain't takin' this no more. Heh, sorry I sill love you, though! [kiss sound] Dr. 2010! [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... Oh!