Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, money first. Here we now! My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, my --I know you're probably tired of hearing the "my oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story of when was just a shorty and how I hooked on Va-al-iu-um. was in everything: food that I ate, the water that I drank, fucking in my plate. She sprinkled enough of it just to season my steak everyday I had at least three stomach aches. Now tell what kind of mother would want to see her son be grow to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think was gonna' be nothing, either: "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffing ether. Either that or motherfucker's been puffin reefer." But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it either. It was neither. I was buzzin', it wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; ain't playin'. Go find you a white and color a fuckin' zebra. My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint "You ate it yesterday; I ain't no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a plate of pain killers. Now just wait 'til I crush the and put it in your potatoes. You little motherfucker, don't you sit there and retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it!" "You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' Put your face in it before I throw you the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again until next Thanksgiving, and if you ain't finished it, use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent? A fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child support? Your father, he sent the shit! So what if he did? It's none of your dang kid!" My mom, no one else quite like my mom. I know should let bygones be bygones, she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on. 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why I am like I am I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. what I am is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm to the finish wit' me Valium spinach. my bars only last about two minutes! But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' I can't even write a without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! Man, I never thought that I could ever be a addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me!" but actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' it up back to me. And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! She the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin say that it has a headache. wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and a nap! Eat it!" But I don't need "Well fuck it, break it up! Take a little and beat it before you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel arguin'! I'll do it --pop and it, start wobblin', stumble, hobble, tumble, trip, then I fall in bed with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger head! My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom, I'm just her! My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I takin' this no more. sorry mom! I sill love you, though! [kiss sound] Dr. 2010! [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' Oh!