Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, money comes we go now! My mom loved Valium and lots drugs. why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, mom" --I know you're probably tired of hearing the mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this just a story of when I was just a shorty and I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in food that I ate, the water that I fucking peas in my plate. She sprinkled just enough of it just to my steak so everyday I had at least three stomach Now tell me what kind of mother would want to her son be grow up be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna' nothing, either: "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing Either that or the been puffin reefer." all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. It was neither. I buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; I playin'. Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra. My mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I hear no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a full of pain killers. Now just 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes. You little motherfucker, don't you sit and make that retarded fuckin' face without tastin' it!" "You'd better lick fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it. Put your in it before I throw you in the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again until next Thanksgiving, and you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again, and when I make dip, it'll be placed in the shit! You little shit, wanna' sit there and play A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, they witnessed it! support? Your father, he ain't sent the shit! So what if he did? It's of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite like my I know I should let be bygones, but she's the reason why am high on what I'm high on. 'Cuz mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm her. Because mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, what am is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me spinach. But my bars only last two minutes! But I don't want to swallow it chewin' it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Oh! Man, I never that I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back to me. And it's probably I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed Feed it a fuckin' aspirin say that it has a headache. "Here, wanna' snack? hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Xanax! it and take a nap! Eat it!" But I don't it! "Well it, then break it up! Take a little piece and beat before you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like I'll do it --pop gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, hobble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed with bottle of meds a Heath Ledger bobble head! My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz my mom. My mom, I'm like her! My my mom, my mom (x3) My mom, mama [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, ain't takin' this no more. Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, [kiss sound] Dr. Dre [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... Oh!