Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! money comes first. Here go now! My mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. mom, my mom" --I know you're probably of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just story of when I was just a shorty and I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: food I ate, the that I drank, fucking peas in my plate. She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my so everyday I had least three stomach aches. Now tell me kind of mother would want to see her son be grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was be nothing, either: "What the you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether. Either that or the been puffin reefer." But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. It neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper. I'm sleepin'; the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra. My mom Valium and lots of drugs. why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz my mom. a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner! "You ate yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a plate full of pain Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your You little motherfucker, don't you sit and make that retarded fuckin' without even tastin' it!" "You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't it. Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' spin again until next and if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in shit! You little shit, wanna' sit there and innocent? A fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child support? father, he ain't sent the shit! So what if he did? It's none of dang business, kid!" mom, there's no one else quite like my mom. I know I should bygones be bygones, but she's the reason why I am on what I'm high on. 'Cuz my mom loved Valium lots of drugs. why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium But bars only last about two minutes! But I don't want swallow it without chewin' it. I can't even write a without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually what ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back to me. And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? Pharmaceuticals the bomb, Mom! Beautiful! She the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it. Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache. "Here, wanna' You hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" But don't need it! "Well fuck then break it up! Take a little piece beat it before you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! don't feel like arguin'! I'll do it and gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, hobble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed with bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobble head! My mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I --'cuz I'm like her. Because mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom, I'm just her! My mom, my mom, my mom My my mama [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, ain't takin' this no more. sorry mom! I sill love you, though! [kiss sound] Dr. Dre [in a mocking tone:] Man shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... Oh!