Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, comes first. Here we go My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am I'm like her. Because my mom loved and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, mom" --I know you're probably tired of hearing "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story of when was just a shorty and how I became on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: food I ate, the water that drank, fucking peas in my plate. She sprinkled just enough of it just to season steak so everyday I had at least three stomach Now tell what kind of mother would want to see her be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was be nothing, either: the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffing ether. Either that or the motherfucker's been reefer." But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. It was neither. was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep fuckin' with me for? Slut, need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'. Go find you a white and color a fuckin' zebra. My mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm mom. Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, is paint thinner! "You ate yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a full of pain killers. Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it your potatoes. You little motherfucker, don't sit there and make that fuckin' face without even tastin' it!" "You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't it. Put your in it before I throw you in the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there want to fuckin' play spin again until next Thanksgiving, and if you still finished it, I'll use the same again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! You little shit, wanna' sit there play innocent? A rat fell hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child support? Your father, he sent the shit! So what he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite like my I know I should let be bygones, but she's the reason why I am high on I'm high on. 'Cuz my mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz like her. my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, what I is a party animal. I what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach. But my bars only last about minutes! But I don't want to swallow without chewin' it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Oh! Man, I never thought I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a fuckin' passin' it up back to me. And it's probably where got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are bomb, Mom! Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she fed it. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache. "Here, wanna' snack? hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat But I need it! "Well fuck then break it up! Take little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like I'll do it and gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger head! My mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom, just like her! My mom, my mom, my (x3) My mom, my [in Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more. Heh, sorry mom! I sill love though! [kiss sound] Dr. Dre [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! take us on outta' here... Oh!