Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, comes first. we go now! My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm mom. "My my mom" --I know you're probably tired of the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story when I was just a shorty and I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: food that ate, the water that I fucking peas in my plate. She just enough of it just to season my steak so everyday had at least three stomach aches. Now tell me what kind of mother want to see her son be grow up be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna' nothing, either: "What the fuck you gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your has been huffing ether. Either that or motherfucker's been puffin reefer." But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it either. It neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'. Go find you a white and color a fuckin' zebra. My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm her. Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! ain't dinner, this is paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, I?" "Now here's a plate of pain killers. Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your You little motherfucker, don't you there and make retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it!" "You'd better lick the fuckin', you ain't wastin' it. Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again! And I givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! You little shit, wanna' sit there and innocent? A rat and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child support? Your father, ain't sent the shit! So what he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite my mom. know I should let bygones be bygones, but she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on. 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why I am like am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and lots drugs. That's why on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, what I is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong the finish wit' me Valium spinach. But my bars only about two minutes! But I don't want to it without chewin' it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Oh! Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug --"nah, that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up to me. And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Beautiful! She killed fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin say that it has a headache. "Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' Look at that! It's a Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" But I don't it! "Well fuck it, then break it Take a little piece and beat it you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! I don't like arguin'! I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in with bottle of meds and a Heath bobble head! My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am --'cuz I'm like her. my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz my mom. My mom, I'm just like My my mom, my mom (x3) My my mama [in Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more. Heh, mom! I sill love you, though! [kiss sound] Dre 2010! [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' homie! Man, take us on outta' here... Oh!