Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, money first. Here go now! My mom loved and lots of drugs. That's I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and a' drugs. That's I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, my --I know you're probably of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story of when I was just a and how I became hooked Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: food I ate, the water that I drank, fucking peas in my She sprinkled just enough it just to season my steak everyday I had at least three stomach aches. Now tell me what kind of mother would want to her be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, either: "What the fuck stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffing ether. Either that or the motherfucker's puffin reefer." But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what was, either. It neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'. Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra. My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I am I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. That's I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! This ain't this is paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, I?" "Now here's a plate full of killers. Now just wait 'til I the Valium and put it in your potatoes. You little motherfucker, don't you there and make that retarded fuckin' without even tastin' it!" "You'd lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it. Put your face in it before I you in the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin until next Thanksgiving, and if you ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be in the shit! little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent? A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed Child support? Your he ain't sent the shit! So what if he did? none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite like my I know I should let bygones be but she's the reason why I am high on what high on. 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and of drugs. That's I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to finish wit' me Valium spinach. But my bars only last two minutes! But I don't to swallow it without chewin' it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up to me. And it's probably where I got acquainted with taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dope with medicine she done fed it. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and that it has a headache. "Here, wanna' You hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a Eat it!" But I need it! "Well fuck it, then break up! Take a little piece and beat it before you Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! I don't like arguin'! I'll do --pop and gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall bed bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head! My mom loved and lots of drugs. why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom, I'm just like My my mom, my mom (x3) My mom, my [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, ain't takin' this no more. Heh, sorry mom! I sill you, though! [kiss sound] Dre 2010! [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... Oh!