Yeah! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! money comes first. Here go now! My mom loved Valium and lots drugs. why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom. "My my mom" --I know you're probably tired of hearing the mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story of when I just a shorty and how I became on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in food that I ate, water that I drank, fucking peas in my plate. She sprinkled enough of it just to season my steak so everyday I at least three stomach aches. Now tell me what of mother would want to see her son be grow up to an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, "What the fuck stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son been huffing ether. Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, It was neither. I was buzzin', but wasn't what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. sleepin'; What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'. Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra. My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm her. Because my mom loved Valium and a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, I?" "Now here's a plate full of killers. Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and it in your potatoes. You motherfucker, don't you sit there and make that fuckin' face without even tastin' it!" better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it. Put your face in before I throw you in the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to play spin again until next Thanksgiving, and if you ain't finished it, use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! You little shit, wanna' sit there and innocent? A rat fell hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child support? Your father, he ain't the shit! what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite my mom. I know I should let bygones be but she's the reason why I high on what I'm high on. 'Cuz my loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, I am is a party animal. I am what am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach. But my bars only about two minutes! But I don't want to swallow it without it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! Man, I never thought that I could ever be a addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy passin' it up back to me. And it's probably where I acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Beautiful! She killed the dope with the medicine she done fed it. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and that it has a headache. "Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, fuckin' brat? Look at It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" I don't need it! "Well fuck then break it up! Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan Alright, you win! I don't feel like arguin'! I'll do it and gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed with of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head! mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium and a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz my mom. mom, I'm just like her! My my mom, my mom (x3) mom, my mama [in an Eric Cartman voice:] mama, I ain't takin' this no more. Heh, mom! I sill love you, though! [kiss sound] Dr. Dre [in a mocking tone:] Man shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... Oh!