🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I  your attention please?
 May I  your attention please?
 Will the real Slim Shady  stand up?
 I repeat, will the  Slim Shady please stand up?
  gonna have a problem here..
 
 Y'all  like you never seen a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam,  Tommy just burst in the door
 and started whoopin her  worse than before
 they first were divorce,  her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's  return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
 he didn't just  what I think he did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre said... nothing you 
  Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist women love 
 [*vocal turntable:  chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady, I'm  of him
 Look at him, walkin around grabbin  you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute 
 Yeah, I probably got  couple of screws up in my head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on  your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes,  wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
 but it's cool  Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is on your  my bum is on your lips"
 And if I'm  you might just give it a little kiss
 And that's the message that  deliver to little kids
 And expect  not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course they  know what intercourse is
 By the time they  fourth grade
 They got the Discovery Channel  they?
  ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
 who cut other people open like  [SLURP]
 But if we can hump dead animals  antelopes
 then there's no reason that a man and another man can't 
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the 
 Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it 
 
 [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the  Shady
  you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 So won't the real  Shady please stand up,
 please stand up, please  up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell  records;
 well I do, so fuck him and  you too!
 You think I give a  about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics can't even stomach  let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't  be weird?"
 Why? So you guys could just lie  get me here?
 So you can, sit me  next to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch  chairs
 so  can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear  argue over who she gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me on blast on 
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to  hee-hee!"
 I should download  audio on MP3
 and  the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy  all you do is annoy me
 so I have been  here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million of us just like 
 who cuss like me; who just don't  a fuck like me
 who dress like me; walk, talk and  like me
 and just might  the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm  a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about with your  inside your living room
 The only difference is I got the balls to say 
 in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated  all
 I just get  the mic and spit it
 and whether  like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than  percent of you rappers out can
 Then you wonder how can  eat up these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm 
 I'll be  only person in the nursin home flirting
  nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of  isn't working
 And every single person is a  Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King,  on your onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or in  parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't give a 
 with his windows  and his system up
  will the real Shady please stand up?
 And put one of those  on each hand up?
 And be proud to  outta your mind and outta control
 and one more time, loud as  can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady in  of us
 Fuck it, let's all  up