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 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I  your attention please?
 May I have your attention 
 Will the real Slim Shady please stand 
  repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  gonna have a problem here..
 
 Y'all act like you never seen a  person before
 Jaws all on the floor  Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
 and started whoopin  ass worse than before
 they first were  throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the...  wait, no way, you're kidding,
 he didn't just say what I think  did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre  nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in  basement! (Ha-ha!)
  women love Eminem
 [*vocal turntable: chigga  chigga*]
 "Slim  I'm sick of him
  at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who,"  but he's so cute though!"
  I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' 
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let  but can't
  it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your 
 And if I'm lucky, you might  give it a little kiss
 And that's the message that we deliver to little 
 And expect them not to know what  woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna know what  is
 By the time they  fourth grade
 They got the Discovery Channel  they?
 "We ain't  but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
  cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
 But if we can hump dead  and antelopes
 then there's no reason that a man and  man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel  I feel, I got the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose, sing  chorus and it goes
 
  Eminem (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the  Shady
  you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 So  the real Slim Shady please stand up,
  stand up, please stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell  records;
 well I do,  fuck him and fuck you too!
 You think I  a damn about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics  even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if  win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why?  you guys could just lie to get me here?
 So  can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina Aguilera better  me chairs
 so I  sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to 
 You  bitch, put me on blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's  but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download her  on MP3
 and show the whole world  you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
  sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
  I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million of us just like 
 who cuss like me; who just don't  a fuck like me
 who dress like me;  talk and act like me
  just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head  to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about with your friends  your living room
  only difference is I got the balls to say it
 in front of y'all and I don't gotta be  or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on the  and spit it
 and whether you like to admit it  I just shit it
 better than ninety percent of you rappers out 
 Then you wonder how can kids  up these albums like valiums
 It's  cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
 I'll be the only person  the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses asses when I'm  off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this whole bag  Viagra isn't working
 And every single  is a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be  at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
 [*HACH*]  in the parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't give a 
 with his windows down  his system up
 So,  the real Shady please stand up?
 And put one of those fingers on each  up?
 And be proud to  outta your mind and outta control
  one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess  a Slim Shady in all of us
 Fuck it, let's all stand