🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I have your  please?
  I have your attention please?
 Will the real Slim Shady please  up?
 I  will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
 We're gonna have a problem 
 
 Y'all act like you never  a white person before
  all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
 and started whoopin her  worse than before
 they first were divorce, throwin her over  (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no  you're kidding,
 he didn't just say what I think he did,  he?"
 And  Dre said... nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! 
 Feminist women love 
 [*vocal  chigga chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady, I'm sick  him
 Look at him, walkin around grabbin  you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute 
 Yeah, I probably got a  of screws up in my head loose
 But no worse, than what's  on in your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose,  can't
 but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a  moose
 "My bum is on your lips, my bum  on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky, you might just  it a little kiss
 And that's the  that we deliver to little kids
  expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna know what  is
  the time they hit fourth grade
 They got the Discovery Channel don't 
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well,  of us cannibals
 who cut other people  like cantaloupes [SLURP]
 But if we  hump dead animals and antelopes
 then there's no reason that a man and another  can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But  you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose,  the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus: Eminem  2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim  yes I'm the real Shady
 All you other Slim Shadys  just imitating
 So won't the real  Shady please stand up,
 please stand up,  stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his 
  I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
 You think I give a damn about a 
 Half  you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if you  wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why? So you guys could just lie to get  here?
 So you can, sit me here next to Britney 
 Shit, Christina Aguilera better  me chairs
 so I can sit next  Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue over who she gave  to first
 You little bitch, put me  blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute, but  think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should  her audio on MP3
 and  the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is  me
 so  have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million of us just  me
  cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
 who dress like me; walk,  and act like me
 and  might be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm  a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about with  friends inside your living room
 The only difference is I got the balls  say it
 in front of y'all and I  gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get  the mic and spit it
 and whether you  to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than ninety percent of  rappers out can
 Then you wonder how can kids eat  these albums like valiums
 It's funny;  at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
 I'll be the  person in the nursin home flirting
  nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this whole  of Viagra isn't working
 And every  person is a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be  at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, 
  "I don't give a fuck!"
 with his windows down and his  up
 So, will the real  please stand up?
 And put  of those fingers on each hand up?
 And be proud to  outta your mind and outta control
  one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's  Slim Shady in all of us
 Fuck it, let's  stand up