🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I  your attention please?
 May I have your attention 
  the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
 We're  have a problem here..
 
 Y'all  like you never seen a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor  Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
  started whoopin her ass worse than before
 they first  divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no  you're kidding,
 he didn't just  what I think he did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre said... nothing  idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead,  locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist women  Eminem
 [*vocal turntable: chigga  chigga*]
 "Slim  I'm sick of him
 Look at him,  around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but  so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got  couple of screws up in my head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on  your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but 
 but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead 
 "My bum is on your lips, my bum is  your lips"
 And if I'm lucky,  might just give it a little kiss
 And  the message that we deliver to little kids
 And expect  not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna know  intercourse is
 By the time they hit fourth 
 They got the Discovery  don't they?
 "We  nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
 who cut other people open like  [SLURP]
 But  we can hump dead animals and antelopes
 then there's no reason that a man and  man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel,  got the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose,  the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus: Eminem  2X)]
 
  I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
 All  other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
 please stand up, please  up?
 
 [Eminem]
  Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
 well I do,  fuck him and fuck you too!
 You  I give a damn about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics can't even  me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what  you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why? So you  could just lie to get me here?
 So you can, sit me here next  Britney Spears?
  Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
 so I  sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear 'em  over who she gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me on blast  MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's  to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download her  on MP3
  show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little  and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
 so I have been sent here  destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's  million of us just like me
 who cuss like me;  just don't give a fuck like me
 who  like me; walk, talk and act like me
  just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip  listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about with  friends inside your living room
 The  difference is I got the balls to say it
  front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
 I  get on the mic and spit it
 and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit 
 better than ninety percent of you rappers  can
 Then you wonder how can  eat up these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm 
 I'll  the only person in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses  when I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this whole bag  Viagra isn't working
 And every single person  a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be  at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or in  parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't  a fuck!"
 with his windows down and his system 
 So, will the real Shady please stand 
 And put one of those  on each hand up?
 And be proud to be outta your mind and outta 
 and one more time, loud as you can, how  it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady in  of us
  it, let's all stand up