🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I  your attention please?
 May I  your attention please?
 Will the real Slim Shady please  up?
 I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand 
 We're gonna have a problem 
 
 Y'all act  you never seen a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy  burst in the door
 and started whoopin her  worse than before
 they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture 
 It's the return of the...  wait, no way, you're kidding,
 he didn't just say  I think he did, did he?"
 And  Dre said... nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked  my basement! (Ha-ha!)
  women love Eminem
 [*vocal turntable: chigga  chigga*]
  Shady, I'm sick of him
 Look at him, walkin around  his you-know-what
 Flippin the  "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of  up in my head loose
 But no worse,  what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose,  can't
 but  cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is on your  my bum is on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky, you  just give it a little kiss
 And that's the message that we  to little kids
 And  them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of  they gonna know what intercourse is
 By  time they hit fourth grade
  got the Discovery Channel don't they?
 "We ain't  but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
 who cut other people open like cantaloupes 
 But if we can hump  animals and antelopes
 then there's no reason that a  and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I  the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it 
 
 [Chorus:  (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm  Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
 All you other Slim Shadys are  imitating
 So won't the real  Shady please stand up,
 please stand up,  stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his 
 well  do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
 You think I give a damn  a Grammy?
 Half  you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't  be weird?"
  So you guys could just lie to get me here?
 So you can, sit me here next to Britney 
 Shit, Christina  better switch me chairs
 so I can sit next to Carson  and Fred Durst
  hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me  blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute, but  think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download her  on MP3
 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem  [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you  is annoy me
 so I have  sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
  there's a million of us just like me
 who cuss  me; who just don't give a fuck like me
 who dress like me; walk, talk  act like me
 and just might be the next best thing  not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only  you
 things you joke  with your friends inside your living room
 The only difference is I got the balls to say 
 in front of y'all and I don't gotta  false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get  the mic and spit it
 and whether you  to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better  ninety percent of you rappers out can
 Then you wonder how can kids  up these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the rate I'm  when I'm thirty
 I'll be the only person in the nursin home 
 Pinchin nurses asses when  jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this whole bag  Viagra isn't working
 And every single person is a Slim  lurkin
 He could  workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or  the parkin lot, circling
 Screaming  don't give a fuck!"
 with his windows down and his system 
  will the real Shady please stand up?
 And put one of those fingers on  hand up?
 And be proud to be outta  mind and outta control
 and one more time, loud as you  how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a  Shady in all of us
  it, let's all stand up