🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The  Slim Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I  your attention please?
 May I have your attention 
 Will the real  Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will  real Slim Shady please stand up?
 We're gonna have a problem 
 
 Y'all act like you never seen  white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst  the door
 and started whoopin her ass  than before
 they  were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way,  kidding,
 he didn't just say what  think he did, did he?"
  Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked  my basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist  love Eminem
 [*vocal  chigga chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady, I'm sick  him
 Look at him, walkin around grabbin his 
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but  so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got  couple of screws up in my head loose
  no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and  let loose, but can't
 but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a  moose
 "My bum is on  lips, my bum is on your lips"
 And if  lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
 And  the message that we deliver to little kids
 And expect  not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna  what intercourse is
 By the time  hit fourth grade
 They got the  Channel don't they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well,  of us cannibals
 who cut other people open like  [SLURP]
 But if we can hump dead animals  antelopes
 then there's  reason that a man and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But  you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose,  the chorus and it goes
 
  Eminem (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm  Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
 All you other  Shadys are just imitating
 So won't the real Slim  please stand up,
 please stand up, please  up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in  raps to sell his records;
 well I do, so fuck him  fuck you too!
 You think I give a damn about a 
 Half  you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if  win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why? So you guys  just lie to get me here?
 So you can, sit me here next to  Spears?
 Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch  chairs
 so I can  next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear  argue over who she gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me on  on MTV
  he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download her  on MP3
 and show  whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do  annoy me
 so I have  sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million of us just  me
 who cuss like me; who  don't give a fuck like me
 who dress like me; walk, talk and act  me
  just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like  head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you  about with your friends inside your living room
 The only difference  I got the balls to say it
 in front of y'all and I don't  be false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on the mic  spit it
 and whether  like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than ninety percent of you  out can
 Then you wonder  can kids eat up these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause  the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
 I'll be the  person in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses  when I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin  this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
 And every single person  a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on  onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or  the parkin lot, circling
 Screaming  don't give a fuck!"
 with his windows down and his  up
 So, will the real Shady please  up?
 And put one of those fingers on  hand up?
  be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
 and one  time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady  all of us
 Fuck it, let's  stand up