🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real Slim 
 
 [Eminem]
 May I have  attention please?
 May I  your attention please?
 Will the  Slim Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real  Shady please stand up?
 We're gonna have a  here..
 
 Y'all act like you never  a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy  burst in the door
 and started whoopin  ass worse than before
 they first were divorce, throwin her  furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return  the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
 he  just say what I think he did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre said... nothing you 
 Dr.  dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
  women love Eminem
 [*vocal  chigga chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady, I'm sick of 
 Look at him,  around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who,"  but he's so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up  my head loose
 But no worse, than  goin on in your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose,  can't
  it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is on your lips, my bum is  your lips"
 And if I'm  you might just give it a little kiss
 And that's the message that  deliver to little kids
 And expect them not to know  a woman's clitoris is
 Of course  gonna know what intercourse is
 By the time they hit  grade
  got the Discovery Channel don't they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.."  some of us cannibals
 who  other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
 But if we can  dead animals and antelopes
 then there's no reason that a man and  man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I  the antidote
 Women  your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus:  (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,  I'm the real Shady
  you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 So won't the real Slim Shady please  up,
 please stand up,  stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith  gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
 well I do, so fuck him  fuck you too!
 You think I give a  about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics  even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim,  if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why? So you guys could just lie  get me here?
 So you can, sit me here  to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina Aguilera better  me chairs
 so  can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue over who  gave head to first
 You  bitch, put me on blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I  he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
  should download her audio on MP3
 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem  [AHHH!]
  sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
 so I have been sent here  destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million of us just  me
 who cuss like me; who  don't give a fuck like me
 who dress like  walk, talk and act like me
 and just might  the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only  you
 things you joke about with your friends inside  living room
  only difference is I got the balls to say it
 in front of y'all and I don't gotta be  or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on the mic  spit it
 and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just  it
 better than ninety percent of you rappers out 
 Then you wonder how can kids eat  these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the rate I'm  when I'm thirty
 I'll  the only person in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off  Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of  isn't working
 And every  person is a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King, spittin  your onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or in the  lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't give  fuck!"
 with his  down and his system up
 So, will the real  please stand up?
 And put one of those fingers  each hand up?
 And be proud to be outta your mind and  control
 and one more time, loud as  can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady  all of us
  it, let's all stand up