🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The  Slim Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I have your attention 
 May I have your  please?
 Will the real Slim  please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please  up?
 We're gonna have a problem 
 
 Y'all act like you never seen a white person 
 Jaws all on the floor like  like Tommy just burst in the door
 and started whoopin  ass worse than before
 they first were divorce, throwin  over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait,  way, you're kidding,
 he  just say what I think he did, did he?"
  Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in  basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist women  Eminem
 [*vocal turntable:  chigga chigga*]
  Shady, I'm sick of him
 Look at him,  around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's  cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head 
 But no worse, than what's goin on in  parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get  TV and just let loose, but can't
 but  cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is on your lips,  bum is on your lips"
  if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course  gonna know what intercourse is
 By the time they  fourth grade
 They got the Discovery  don't they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some  us cannibals
 who  other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
  if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
 then  no reason that a man and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the 
 Women  your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus:  (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes  the real Shady
 All you  Slim Shadys are just imitating
 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand 
  stand up, please stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in  raps to sell his records;
  I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
 You  I give a damn about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand 
  Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why?  you guys could just lie to get me here?
 So  can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch  chairs
 so I can sit next to Carson Daly  Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue over who  gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me on  on MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married  Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should  her audio on MP3
 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem  [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy  all you do is annoy me
 so I have been sent here to destroy you 
 And there's a million of  just like me
 who cuss like me; who  don't give a fuck like me
 who dress like me; walk,  and act like me
 and just might be the next best  but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin 
 things you joke about  your friends inside your living room
 The only difference is I got  balls to say it
 in front of y'all and I don't  be false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on the mic  spit it
 and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*]  just shit it
 better than  percent of you rappers out can
 Then  wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause  the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
 I'll be the only  in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses  when I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And  jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
 And every single person is  Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your  rings
 [*HACH*] Or  the parkin lot, circling
  "I don't give a fuck!"
 with  windows down and his system up
 So, will  real Shady please stand up?
 And put one of  fingers on each hand up?
 And be proud  be outta your mind and outta control
 and one more time, loud as you  how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of 
 Fuck it, let's all  up