🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real Slim 
 
 [Eminem]
 May I have your attention 
 May I  your attention please?
 Will  real Slim Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the  Slim Shady please stand up?
 We're gonna have a  here..
 
 Y'all act like you never seen a white person 
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like  just burst in the door
  started whoopin her ass worse than before
 they first were  throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait,  way, you're kidding,
 he didn't just say what I think  did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre said... nothing  idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my  (Ha-ha!)
  women love Eminem
 [*vocal  chigga chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady, I'm sick  him
 Look at  walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who,"  but he's so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up  my head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on  your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna  on TV and just let loose, but can't
 but  cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum  on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky, you might  give it a little kiss
 And that's the message that  deliver to little kids
 And expect them not to  what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course  gonna know what intercourse is
  the time they hit fourth grade
  got the Discovery Channel don't they?
  ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
 who cut  people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
 But if we can hump dead animals  antelopes
 then  no reason that a man and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like  feel, I got the antidote
 Women  your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus:  (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,  I'm the real Shady
 All  other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 So won't the real Slim Shady  stand up,
 please  up, please stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will  don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
 well I do, so  him and fuck you too!
 You think  give a damn about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics  even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it  weird?"
 Why? So you guys  just lie to get me here?
 So you can,  me here next to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina  better switch me chairs
 so I can sit next to Carson Daly  Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue over who she  head to first
 You little bitch, put me  blast on MTV
  he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download  audio on MP3
 and show the  world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy  all you do is annoy me
 so I have been  here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's  million of us just like me
 who  like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
 who dress  me; walk, talk and act like me
 and just  be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip to listen  cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about with your  inside your living room
 The only difference is I got the balls to  it
 in front of y'all and I don't gotta be  or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on the mic and  it
 and  you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than ninety percent of  rappers out can
 Then you wonder how can kids eat  these albums like valiums
 It's  cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
 I'll be the  person in the nursin home flirting
  nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm  but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
 And every single person  a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your  rings
 [*HACH*] Or in the  lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't give  fuck!"
 with his windows down and his  up
 So,  the real Shady please stand up?
 And put one  those fingers on each hand up?
 And be proud to be outta your  and outta control
 and one more time, loud as you can, how does  go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of 
 Fuck it, let's  stand up