🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

  Real Slim Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May  have your attention please?
 May  have your attention please?
 Will  real Slim Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real Slim  please stand up?
 We're gonna  a problem here..
 
 Y'all act like you never  a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just  in the door
 and started whoopin  ass worse than before
 they first were  throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way,  kidding,
 he didn't just say what I think  did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre said...  you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! 
  women love Eminem
  turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady,  sick of him
 Look at  walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin  you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably  a couple of screws up in my head loose
 But no worse, than what's  on in your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let  but can't
 but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead 
 "My bum is on your  my bum is on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little 
 And that's the message that we deliver to  kids
 And  them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna know  intercourse is
 By the time they hit  grade
  got the Discovery Channel don't they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us 
 who cut other people open like  [SLURP]
 But if we can hump dead animals and 
 then there's  reason that a man and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if  feel like I feel, I got the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus  it goes
 
 [Chorus:  (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes  the real Shady
 All you other Slim  are just imitating
 So won't the real Slim Shady please  up,
 please stand up, please  up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta  in his raps to sell his records;
 well  do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
 You think I give a damn  a Grammy?
 Half of you critics can't even stomach me,  alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't  be weird?"
 Why? So you guys could just lie to  me here?
 So you can, sit me  next to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina  better switch me chairs
 so I can sit  to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue over who she  head to first
 You  bitch, put me on blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I  he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
  should download her audio on MP3
 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem  [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you  is annoy me
 so I  been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million of us  like me
 who cuss like  who just don't give a fuck like me
 who dress like me;  talk and act like me
 and just might be the next best thing but not quite 
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin 
 things you joke about with your friends inside your  room
 The only difference is I got the  to say it
 in  of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on the mic and spit 
 and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just  it
 better than ninety percent of you rappers  can
 Then you wonder how can kids  up these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the rate I'm  when I'm thirty
 I'll be  only person in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses asses when I'm  off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this  bag of Viagra isn't working
  every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at  King, spittin on your onion rings
 [*HACH*]  in the parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't  a fuck!"
 with his windows  and his system up
 So, will  real Shady please stand up?
 And put one of those  on each hand up?
 And be proud to be outta your mind and  control
 and one  time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady in  of us
 Fuck it, let's  stand up