[Intro] (Talking) I don't Why are you bein mean!? a MEAN, MEAN MAN! [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you, you can't do what I do So instead just admitting it You walk around say All kinds really mean things about me Cause you're a a meany But it's only cause you're really of me Cause I'm what you wanna you just look like a idiot When you say mean things it's too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 1] Alright listen, I you to focus I need to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask you to bare me for a moment Now I need you open your mind, your eyes - close em' You are now about be placed under my hypnosis For the next 4 and a minutes We are going explore into your mind To find why you're so fuckin jealous Now why they make you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just to see if you're still listening Ok now I need un-divided attention I have a question Why do I sense this, tension from the moment I enter into the room? It gets all quiet and Whenever there's conversations why I always mentioned? I been dying to ask, been itching at me Is it because... [Chorus] You're jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do instead of just admitting it walk around and say All kinds of really things about me you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really jealous me Cause I'm you wanna be So you just look like a When you say mean things Cause it's easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 2] Alright now I, I just a line I was going to something extremly important But forgot who or what it was I fucked Syke, I'm again you idiot, no I didin't That's just what wanted to hear from me Is that I FUCKED up it? That I could bust take Without lookin at paper It doesn't take bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all For to say the truth ok drooling, you have tooth decay mouth is open, You're disgusting What fuck you eat for lunch, A bunch of sweets or What you munch bunch of crunch-a-munch? tooth is rottin through the gum Your stinks, Want to chew gum? [Yes I do sir what am on?] You sir are ?? [Marshall I'm so of you Please you won't tell nobody I'd so embarassed I'm absolutely terrified That someone's gonna find Why I'm saying these terrible, evil, and awful things, is my own insecurities!!] [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you, you just can't do what do So instead of admitting it walk around and say All kinds of mean things about me Cause a meany, a meany But it's cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what wanna be So you look like a idiot When you say mean things Cause too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, weenie [Verse 3] Alright now we, we're going to That experiment we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog like When he takes 2 hits exctasy Cause exactly what your eyes look like Wanna check to see? a mirror Notice resemblance here? Wait let put these sun glasses on Now look in this mirror, how now What do you have in both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em' You look like I like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your This is between me you know you're not happy, I know you'd much rather see lying the corner of a room somewhere crying up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying There's no my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin banana in between 2 oranges are you even doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep on through this? This is My point is this, that if say mean things, You're weenie shrink Now I forgot the chorus is.. [Chorus] You're just jealous me Cause you, you can't do what I do So of just admitting it You walk around say All kinds of really mean things about Cause you're a meany, a But it's only cause you're just really of me Cause what you wanna be So you just look like idiot you say these mean things Cause too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie Fuck off dick