[Intro] (Talking) I understand.. Why are you bein mean!? You're MEAN, MEAN MAN! [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you, you can't do what I do So instead of just admitting walk around and say All kinds of mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a But it's only cause you're really of me Cause what you wanna be So just look like a idiot When say these mean things Cause it's easy to see You're really just big weenie, big weenie [Verse 1] Alright I need you to focus I need you to dig deep in your mind, this is important We are to perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask you to with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your - close em' You now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next 4 and a half are going to explore into your mind To find out why so fuckin jealous Now why they make you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still Ok now need your un-divided attention Sir I a question Why do I always this, Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the It gets all quiet whispers Whenever there's conversations why am I mentioned? I been dying to ask, it's itching at me it just because... [Chorus] You're jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do instead of just admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really things about me Cause you're meany, a meany But it's only cause you're jealous of me Cause what you wanna be So you just look like idiot When you say mean things Cause it's too easy to You're really a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 2] Alright now I just flubbed(?) a line I was to say something extremly important But forgot who or what it was I up, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't That's just what wanted to hear from me Is I FUCKED up ain't it? That I bust one take Without lookin no paper It doesn't a bunch of takes me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say truth ok You're drooling, have tooth decay You're is open, You're disgusting What the fuck you eat lunch, A bunch of sweets somethin What you munch a of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is through the gum breath stinks, Want to some gum? [Yes I do what am I on?] sir are on ?? I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't nobody I'd be embarassed I'm just terrified That someone's gonna out Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, awful Mean things, is own insecurities!!] [Chorus] just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't what I do So instead of admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really mean things about Cause a meany, a meany But it's only cause just really jealous of me I'm what you wanna be So you just look like a When you say these mean Cause too easy to see You're really just big weenie, big weenie [Verse 3] Alright we, we're going to conduct That experiment that we were talking earlier Just to see what frog looks like When he takes 2 hits of Cause that's what your eyes look like Wanna check to Here's a mirror Notice the resemblance Wait let put these sun glasses on Now look in this how bout' now What do have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses em' You look like sound like, singing about weenies take my weenie out of your mouth is between me and you I know not happy, I know much rather see my lying In the corner of room somewhere crying Curled up in ball, tweaked out of my mind dying There's denying That my weenie is much than yours is Mine is stickin a banana in between 2 oranges Why are even doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do have to keep on going through this? is torturous My point is that if you say mean things, You're weenie will Now I forgot what the chorus [Chorus] just jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do what I So instead just admitting it You walk around say kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a a meany But only cause you're just really jealous of me I'm what you wanna be So you look like a idiot When you say these things Cause too easy to see You're really just big weenie, big weenie Fuck off my