[Intro] (Talking) don't understand.. Why you bein so mean!? You're MEAN, MEAN MAN! [Chorus] You're just jealous me Cause you, just can't do what I do So instead of just it walk around and say All kinds really mean things about me Cause a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're really of me Cause I'm what you be So you just look a idiot When you say mean things Cause it's too easy see really just a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 1] Alright I need you to focus I need to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment a sort I'm going to have ask you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to your mind, your eyes - close em' You are now about to placed under my hypnosis For the next 4 and a minutes We are going to explore into mind To find out why you're so fuckin Now do they make you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I wanted to see if you're still listening Ok now I need your attention Sir I a question Why I always sense this, Undeniable tension from the moment enter into the room? It gets all quiet whispers Whenever conversations why am I always mentioned? I been dying to ask, it's been itching me Is just because... [Chorus] You're just jealous me Cause you, you just can't do what I instead of just admitting it You walk around say All of really mean things about me Cause you're meany, a meany But only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you be So you just look like idiot you say these mean things Cause too easy to see You're really just big weenie, big weenie [Verse 2] now I, I just flubbed(?) a line I was going to say something important But I forgot who or it was I up, Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, I didin't That's just what you wanted to hear from Is that I FUCKED ain't it? That I could bust one Without at no paper It doesn't take a bunch takes Or me to stand here in this booth all For me to the truth ok You're you have tooth decay You're mouth is You're disgusting What the fuck you for lunch, A bunch of sweets or What you munch a bunch crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is through the gum Your stinks, Want to some gum? [Yes do sir what am I on?] You sir are on [Marshall I'm so of you Please say you won't tell be so embarassed I'm just terrified That someone's gonna out Why I'm saying all terrible, evil, and awful Mean things, is my own [Chorus] just jealous of me Cause you, you just do what I do instead of just admitting it You walk around say All kinds of really mean about me Cause a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous me Cause I'm what wanna be So you just like a idiot When you say these mean Cause too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big [Verse 3] Alright now we, going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about to see what a frog looks like When he 2 hits of exctasy Cause that's exactly what your eyes look Wanna check to see? Here's mirror Notice resemblance here? let me put these sun glasses on Now look in this how bout' now What do you have in You're both green with envy and look like with sunglasses on em' You look like I sound like, about weenies Now take my weenie out your mouth This between me and you I know you're not I know you'd rather see my lying In corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a tweaked out of my mind dying There's no That my weenie is much than yours is Mine is stickin a banana in between 2 oranges are you even doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why we have to keep on going through this? is torturous My point is this, that if you say things, weenie will shrink Now I forgot what the is.. [Chorus] You're just of me Cause you, you just can't do what do So of just admitting it You walk around and kinds of really mean things about me Cause a meany, a meany But it's only you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you be you just look like a idiot When say these mean things Cause it's too easy to You're really just a weenie, big weenie Fuck off my