[Intro] (Talking) I understand.. Why are you bein so You're a MEAN, MAN! [Chorus] You're just of me Cause you, you can't do what I do So instead of just admitting You walk around say kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, meany But it's only you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna So you just look like idiot you say these mean things Cause it's too to see You're really just a weenie, big weenie [Verse 1] Alright listen, need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, is important We going to perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me a moment Now I need you to open mind, your eyes - close em' are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next 4 a half minutes We are going to into your mind To find out why you're so jealous Now why do they you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted see if you're still listening now I need your un-divided attention Sir I a question do I always sense this, Undeniable tension from the moment enter into the room? It gets all quiet whispers Whenever conversations why am I always mentioned? been dying to ask, it's been itching at me Is it just [Chorus] You're jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do instead of just admitting it You walk around and All kinds of really mean things me Cause you're meany, a meany But only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm you wanna be So you just like a idiot When say these mean things it's too easy to see You're really a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 2] now I, I just flubbed(?) a line I was going say something extremly important But forgot who or what it was I up, Syke, I'm again you idiot, no I didin't That's just what you wanted hear from me Is that I up ain't it? That I bust one take Without at no paper It doesn't take bunch of takes Or me to here in this booth all day me to say the truth ok You're drooling, you tooth decay mouth is open, You're disgusting What fuck you eat for lunch, A of sweets or somethin What you munch bunch of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is rottin through gum Your stinks, Want to some gum? [Yes I do sir what am I You sir are ?? [Marshall I'm so of you Please say you tell nobody I'd be so I'm just absolutely That someone's find out I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful Mean things, is my own [Chorus] You're jealous of me Cause you, you just can't do I do So instead of just it You walk around say All kinds of really mean things about you're a meany, a meany it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause what you wanna be So you look like a idiot When you these mean things it's too easy to see You're really a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 3] Alright now we're going to conduct That experiment we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks When he takes 2 of exctasy Cause that's exactly what eyes look like Wanna check to Here's a mirror Notice the here? Wait let me put these glasses on Now look in this how bout' now What do you in common? You're both green envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em' You look like I sound singing about weenies Now my weenie out of your mouth This is between and you I you're not happy, I know much rather see my lying the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my dying There's denying That weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like a banana in between 2 oranges Why are even doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have keep on going through this? is torturous My point is this, that if you say things, You're weenie shrink Now I forgot the chorus is.. [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you, just can't do what I do instead of just admitting it You walk around and All kinds of really mean things me Cause you're a a meany But it's only cause you're just really jealous me Cause I'm what you be So you just look like a When you say these mean Cause it's easy to see You're really just a big weenie, weenie Fuck my dick