[Intro] (Talking) I understand.. Why are you so mean!? You're a MEAN, MEAN [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you, you just can't do what do instead of just admitting it You walk around and All of really mean things about me Cause a meany, a meany But only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna So you look like a idiot When you say mean things Cause too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big [Verse 1] Alright listen, I need to focus need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are to perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to you to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close You are now about to be placed under hypnosis the next 4 and a half minutes We are going explore into your mind To out why you're so fuckin jealous Now why do make you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted see if you're still listening Ok now I need un-divided attention Sir I have a Why do I sense this, Undeniable tension from the moment I enter the room? It gets all and whispers Whenever there's conversations why am always mentioned? I been dying to ask, been itching at me it just because... [Chorus] You're just of me Cause you, you just can't what I do So instead just admitting it You walk around and All kinds of mean things about me Cause a meany, a meany But it's only you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what wanna be So just look like a idiot When say these mean things Cause it's too easy see You're really a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 2] Alright now I, just flubbed(?) a line I was going say something extremly important But I forgot who or what was I fucked Syke, kidding again you idiot, no I didin't That's just what you wanted hear from me Is I FUCKED up ain't it? I could bust one take Without lookin at paper It doesn't a bunch of takes Or to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the ok You're you have tooth decay mouth is open, You're disgusting What the fuck you eat lunch, A of sweets or somethin What you munch a of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth rottin through the gum breath stinks, Want chew some gum? [Yes I do sir what I on?] You are on ?? [Marshall I'm jealous of you Please say won't tell nobody I'd be embarassed I'm just terrified someone's gonna find out Why saying all these terrible, evil, and awful Mean things, my own insecurities!!] [Chorus] just jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do So of just admitting it You walk around say All kinds of really mean things about you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna So you just look like idiot When you these mean things it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, weenie [Verse 3] Alright now we're going to conduct That experiment that we were about earlier Just to see a frog looks like When he takes 2 hits exctasy Cause that's what your eyes look like Wanna to see? Here's a mirror the resemblance here? Wait let me these sun glasses on Now look this mirror, how bout' now do you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses em' You look like I like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie of your mouth This is me and you know you're not happy, I know you'd rather see my lying In the corner of a room crying Curled up in a ball, out of my mind dying There's denying That my is much bigger than yours is Mine is stickin a banana in between 2 oranges Why you even doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep going through this? This is My point is this, that if you say things, You're weenie shrink Now I forgot the chorus is.. [Chorus] You're just of me Cause you, just can't do what I do So instead of just it walk around and say All kinds of mean things about me Cause you're a meany, meany But it's cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what wanna be So just look like a idiot When you say these things Cause it's too to see You're really just a big big weenie Fuck off my