[Intro] (Talking) I don't Why are you so mean!? You're MEAN, MEAN MAN! [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you just can't do what I do So instead just admitting it You around and say All kinds of mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a But it's only cause really jealous of me I'm what you wanna be So you look like a idiot When you say mean things Cause too easy to see You're really just big weenie, big weenie [Verse 1] Alright listen, I need you to I need you to go deep in your mind, this is important We are to perform an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your - close em' You are now about to be placed under hypnosis For the next 4 and a minutes We are to explore into your mind To find out why you're so jealous Now why do they you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still now I need your un-divided attention Sir have a question Why do I always sense Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into room? gets all quiet and whispers Whenever there's conversations am I always mentioned? been dying to ask, it's been itching at me Is it just [Chorus] You're jealous of me Cause you, you can't do what I do So instead of just admitting You around and say All of really mean things about me you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're jealous of me Cause I'm what you be you just look like a idiot When you say mean things Cause too easy to see You're really just big weenie, big weenie [Verse 2] now I, I just flubbed(?) a line I was going to something extremly important I forgot who or what it was fucked up, Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, I didin't just what you wanted to hear from me Is that I FUCKED up ain't That I bust one take Without lookin at no It doesn't take a bunch takes Or me to stand here in this booth day For me to say the ok You're drooling, have tooth decay mouth is open, You're disgusting What the fuck you eat lunch, A of sweets or somethin What you munch bunch of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is through the gum Your stinks, to chew some gum? [Yes do sir what am I on?] You are on ?? I'm so jealous of you say you won't tell nobody I'd be embarassed I'm just absolutely someone's gonna find out Why I'm saying all terrible, evil, and awful Mean things, is my own [Chorus] You're just of me Cause you, you just do what I do So of just admitting it You walk around and All of really mean things about me Cause you're a a meany it's only cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what wanna be So you just look like idiot When you say these things Cause it's too to see You're really a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 3] Alright now we, we're going conduct That experiment that we talking about earlier Just to see what frog looks like he takes 2 hits of exctasy Cause exactly what your eyes look like Wanna check see? Here's a mirror Notice the here? Wait let me put these sun on Now look in this mirror, bout' now What do you in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on You look like I like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie out your mouth This is between and you I know you're not I know you'd much rather see lying the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in ball, tweaked out of my mind dying There's denying That my weenie much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 Why are you doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep on going through This torturous point is this, that if you say mean things, You're will shrink Now I forgot the chorus is.. [Chorus] You're just of me Cause you, just can't do what I do instead of just admitting it You around and say All kinds of really mean things me Cause you're a a meany But it's cause you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm what you be So you just like a idiot When you say these things Cause it's too easy see You're really just big weenie, big weenie off my dick