🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah,  afternoon alone with
  favorite book, "Broadway
 Musicals of the 
 No  to bother me.
 How  it get any better than this?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey  you'll never
 Guess what happened 
  on the subway this morning.
 This guy was smiling  me and talking to me
 
 ROD
 That's very 
 
 NICKY
 He was being real 
 And I think he  coming on to me.
 I think he might've thought I  gay!
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me 
 Why should  care?
  don't care.
 What  you have for lunch today?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,  don't have to get
 All  about it, Rod...
 
 ROD
 I'm NOT  defensive!
 What do I  about some gay guy you met, okay?
 I'm  to read.
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, 
 I just think it's something we should be  to talk about.
 
 ROD
 I don't want to talk about 
 Nicky!  conversation is over!!!
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
 Well, okay, but just so you 
 IF YOU WERE 
 THAT'D  OKAY.
 I  'CAUSE, HEY,
 I'D LIKE  ANYWAY.
 BECAUSE YOU 
 IF IT  ME,
  WOULD FEEL FREE
 TO SAY THAT  WAS GAY
 (BUT I'M  GAY.)
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
 I  trying to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
  YOU WERE QUEER
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D STILL BE 
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying to read this 
 
 NICKY
  AFTER YEAR
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
  YOU'RE DEAR
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
  I KNOW THAT YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
 WOULD  ME TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
 IF  TOLD YOU TODAY,
 "HEY!  WHAT,
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 I'M HAPPY
 JUST BEING  YOU.
 
 ROD
 High  Shoes, Pal Joey...
 
 NICKY
 SO WHAT  IT
  TO ME
 WHAT  DO IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
 Nicky,  GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No it's 
 IF YOU WERE 
 I'D SHOUT 
 
 ROD
 I  not listening!
 
 NICKY
 AND HERE  STAY,
 
 ROD
 La la la  la!
 
 NICKY
 BUT  WOULDN'T GET
 IN  WAY.
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU CAN  ON ME
  ALWAYS BE
 BESIDE YOU EVERY 
 TO TELL YOU IT'S 
 YOU  JUST BORN
 THAT WAY,
  AS THEY SAY,
 IT'S IN  DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
 BUT  NOT GAY!
 
 NICKY
  you were gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!