🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an afternoon alone 
  favorite book, "Broadway
 Musicals of the 
 No  to bother me.
 How could it get any  than this?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
  Rod, you'll never
 Guess  happened to
 Me on  subway this morning.
 This guy was smiling at me  talking to me
 
 ROD
  very interesting.
 
 NICKY
 He was  real friendly,
 And I think he was coming on  me.
 I  he might've thought I was gay!
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so,  why are you telling me this?
 Why  I care?
  don't care.
  did you have for lunch today?
 
 NICKY
  you don't have to get
 All  about it, Rod...
 
 ROD
 I'm  getting defensive!
 What do I care about some gay  you met, okay?
 I'm trying to 
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I didn't mean anything by  Rod.
 I just think it's something we should be able to  about.
 
 ROD
 I don't want to talk about 
  This conversation is over!!!
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
 Well,  but just so you know
  YOU WERE GAY
 THAT'D  OKAY.
 I MEAN 'CAUSE, 
 I'D LIKE YOU 
 BECAUSE YOU 
 IF  WERE ME,
 I  FEEL FREE
 TO SAY THAT I  GAY
  I'M NOT GAY.)
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
 I am  to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
 IF YOU WERE 
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D STILL BE 
 
 ROD
  I'm trying to read this book.
 
 NICKY
 YEAR AFTER 
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
  YOU'RE DEAR
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
 AND I  THAT YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
  ACCEPT ME TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
 IF I  YOU TODAY,
 "HEY!  WHAT,
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M  GAY.)
 I'M HAPPY
  BEING WITH YOU.
 
 ROD
 High Button Shoes,  Joey...
 
 NICKY
 SO WHAT  IT
 MATTER TO 
 WHAT YOU  IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
 Nicky, that's 
 
 NICKY
 No it's 
  YOU WERE GAY
  SHOUT HOORAY!
 
 ROD
 I am not 
 
 NICKY
 AND HERE I'D 
 
 ROD
 La la la la 
 
 NICKY
 BUT I  GET
 IN YOUR 
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU CAN  ON ME
 TO  BE
 BESIDE  EVERY DAY,
 TO TELL YOU IT'S 
 YOU WERE JUST 
 THAT WAY,
  AS THEY SAY,
 IT'S IN  DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
 BUT I'M  GAY!
 
 NICKY
 If  were gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!