🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an afternoon alone 
 My  book, "Broadway
 Musicals of  1940s."
  roommate to bother me.
  could it get any better than this?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey Rod, you'll 
 Guess what happened 
 Me on the subway this 
 This guy was smiling at me and talking to 
 
 ROD
 That's  interesting.
 
 NICKY
 He was being  friendly,
 And I think he was coming on to 
 I think he might've thought I was 
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh,  are you telling me this?
 Why should  care?
  don't care.
 What did you have for  today?
 
 NICKY
 Oh, you don't have  get
 All defensive about it, 
 
 ROD
  NOT getting defensive!
 What do I care about some gay guy  met, okay?
 I'm trying  read.
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, 
 I just think it's something we should be able to  about.
 
 ROD
 I don't want to talk  it,
 Nicky! This  is over!!!
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
 Well, okay, but just  you know
 IF  WERE GAY
 THAT'D  OKAY.
 I MEAN 'CAUSE, 
 I'D  YOU ANYWAY.
 BECAUSE  SEE,
  IT WERE ME,
  WOULD FEEL FREE
 TO  THAT I WAS GAY
  I'M NOT GAY.)
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
  am trying to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
  YOU WERE QUEER
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D STILL  HERE,
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying to read  book.
 
 NICKY
 YEAR  YEAR
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 BECAUSE YOU'RE 
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
 AND I KNOW THAT 
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
 WOULD ACCEPT  TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
 IF I TOLD YOU 
  GUESS WHAT,
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT  NOT GAY.)
 I'M HAPPY
 JUST BEING WITH 
 
 ROD
 High Button  Pal Joey...
 
 NICKY
  WHAT SHOULD IT
 MATTER TO 
 WHAT  DO IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
  that's GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No  not!
 IF YOU  GAY
 I'D SHOUT 
 
 ROD
  am not listening!
 
 NICKY
 AND HERE I'D 
 
 ROD
 La la  la la!
 
 NICKY
 BUT I  GET
  YOUR WAY.
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU CAN COUNT ON 
  ALWAYS BE
  YOU EVERY DAY,
 TO TELL  IT'S OKAY,
 YOU  JUST BORN
 THAT WAY,
  AS THEY SAY,
 IT'S  YOUR DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
 BUT I'M NOT 
 
 NICKY
 If  were gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!