🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an  alone with
  favorite book, "Broadway
  of the 1940s."
 No roommate to  me.
 How could  get any better than this?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
  Rod, you'll never
 Guess  happened to
 Me on the  this morning.
 This guy was  at me and talking to me
 
 ROD
 That's  interesting.
 
 NICKY
  was being real friendly,
 And I think he was  on to me.
 I think he  thought I was gay!
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh,  are you telling me this?
  should I care?
 I don't 
 What did you have for lunch 
 
 NICKY
 Oh, you don't have to 
 All defensive about  Rod...
 
 ROD
  NOT getting defensive!
  do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
  trying to read.
 
 NICKY
  I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
 I just think it's  we should be able to talk about.
 
 ROD
 I don't  to talk about it,
 Nicky! This  is over!!!
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
 Well, okay, but  so you know
 IF YOU  GAY
 THAT'D  OKAY.
  MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
 I'D  YOU ANYWAY.
 BECAUSE  SEE,
 IF IT  ME,
 I WOULD  FREE
 TO  THAT I WAS GAY
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
 I am  to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
 IF YOU WERE 
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D STILL  HERE,
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying to read this 
 
 NICKY
 YEAR  YEAR
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 BECAUSE YOU'RE 
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
 AND I  THAT YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
  ACCEPT ME TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
 IF I TOLD YOU 
  GUESS WHAT,
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M  GAY.)
 I'M HAPPY
 JUST BEING WITH 
 
 ROD
 High  Shoes, Pal Joey...
 
 NICKY
 SO  SHOULD IT
 MATTER  ME
 WHAT YOU DO IN 
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
 Nicky, that's 
 
 NICKY
 No  not!
 IF YOU WERE 
  SHOUT HOORAY!
 
 ROD
 I am not 
 
 NICKY
 AND HERE I'D 
 
 ROD
 La la la  la!
 
 NICKY
 BUT I WOULDN'T 
  YOUR WAY.
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU  COUNT ON ME
  ALWAYS BE
 BESIDE  EVERY DAY,
 TO TELL  IT'S OKAY,
 YOU WERE  BORN
 THAT WAY,
 AND, AS THEY 
  IN YOUR DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
  I'M NOT GAY!
 
 NICKY
  you were gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!