🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an afternoon  with
  favorite book, "Broadway
  of the 1940s."
 No  to bother me.
  could it get any better than this?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey  you'll never
 Guess  happened to
 Me on the subway this 
 This guy was smiling at me and talking  me
 
 ROD
 That's very 
 
 NICKY
  was being real friendly,
  I think he was coming on to me.
 I think he might've thought I was 
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh, why are you  me this?
  should I care?
 I  care.
 What did  have for lunch today?
 
 NICKY
 Oh, you don't  to get
 All defensive about it, 
 
 ROD
  NOT getting defensive!
 What do I care about some gay guy you met, 
  trying to read.
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I didn't  anything by it, Rod.
 I just think it's something  should be able to talk about.
 
 ROD
 I don't want to talk  it,
 Nicky! This conversation is 
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
 Well, okay, but just so you 
 IF  WERE GAY
 THAT'D  OKAY.
 I  'CAUSE, HEY,
 I'D  YOU ANYWAY.
 BECAUSE  SEE,
  IT WERE ME,
  WOULD FEEL FREE
 TO SAY THAT I  GAY
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
  am trying to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
 IF YOU  QUEER
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D STILL BE 
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying to read this 
 
 NICKY
  AFTER YEAR
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
  YOU'RE DEAR
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
  I KNOW THAT YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
 WOULD ACCEPT  TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
  I TOLD YOU TODAY,
 "HEY!  WHAT,
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 I'M HAPPY
 JUST BEING  YOU.
 
 ROD
 High Button Shoes, Pal 
 
 NICKY
 SO  SHOULD IT
 MATTER TO 
 WHAT YOU  IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
  that's GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No  not!
 IF YOU WERE 
 I'D SHOUT 
 
 ROD
 I  not listening!
 
 NICKY
  HERE I'D STAY,
 
 ROD
 La la la la 
 
 NICKY
  I WOULDN'T GET
 IN  WAY.
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU  COUNT ON ME
 TO ALWAYS 
  YOU EVERY DAY,
 TO TELL  IT'S OKAY,
 YOU  JUST BORN
 THAT WAY,
 AND, AS  SAY,
 IT'S  YOUR DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
 BUT  NOT GAY!
 
 NICKY
 If you  gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!