🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Aru Shitsuji No Nichijou - The Daily Routine of a Certain Butler (Sebastian Michaelis' Character Song No.2) - Ono Daisuke

 ==Kanji==
 
 
 ある執事の日常
 
 
 お目覚めの熱い紅茶淹れたなら　パン焼いてオムレツ焼いて
 使えない使用人にも焼きをいれましょう　焦げ目キツメ
 
 シャツを着せボタンしめリボン結んで靴下するり　仕上げに眼帯を
 これぞシェル．ファントムハイヴ卿　私の主人
 
 こんなところに　寝癖が一束ぴょろりら　なんと頑固なのでしょう
 寝癖は持ち主似るのか　全く言うことをきかない
 
 これはお仕置きせねばですね　霧吹きシュシュラシュッシュッシュー
 水責め　こんなに濡れてもなお強情な曲線
 どこぞの死神よりしつこい　ぴーっとのばしてふうふうふう
 そのままスッと櫛ひけば　光る……天使の輪
 
 『ファントムハイヴ家の執事たるもの、
 寝癖のひとつやふたつ真っ直ぐできずにどうします？』
 
 すべては迅速解決　それこそが執事の日常
 あるいは即刻瞬殺　そう悪魔の実情
 
 『朝食の後は、帝王学の権威ユーグ教授がお見えになります。
 午後からはダンスレッスンと、商談がざっと五件ほど……
 よろしいですね、坊ちゃん？』
 
 忙しくのたうちまわる主人　橫目に資料チェックチェック
 あやしい客人には　きわどいおもてなしします
 夜の帳がおりたならば　バスタブ温度チェックちゃぶちゃぶふうふう
 どこから洗いましょう……いえ、ここは割愛
 
 就寝の時間おやすみなさい　子守り歌をふんふんふん
 ああ眠れ坊ちゃん　屍じみて安らかに
 怖い夢見たらお呼びを　イエスイエスマイロード
 やがてまた訪れる朝　目覚めの紅茶を淹れる
 
 執事の日常
 
 悪魔の実情
 
 ==English Trans==
 
 After I've made some black tea  help you wake up,
 I  bake some bread and make some omelet.
  servants who are useless and can't do anything right,
 I shall  some burn marks onto them as well, severely.
 
 I shall put a shirt on you, button it,  a ribbon,
 help you  on your socks, and finish with your eye-patch.
 THIS, is my  Lord Ciel Phantomhive.
 
 How can this kind of spot have a bunch  disarranged bed hair!
 And what a stubborn  it is!
 Does bed hair act  like its master or something?
 It doesn't listen to what  say at all!
 
 I do think that  punishment is in order...
 a water  spray, spray, spray, spray!
  already so wet from my water torture,
 but it  retains its obstinate curves.
 It's more  than any death god,
 but I'll just stretch  straighten it a little bit,
 and then when I use  comb on it...
 Voila! A shiny  halo!
 
 "As the butler of the Phantomhive 
  I can't even straighten out some bed hair,
 what would I ever  able do?"
 
  must take care of everything very swiftly;
 that's  I do my job every day.
 I  must carry out the assassinations instantly;
 yes, that's a demon's real state of 
 
  breakfast you will meet Professor Hugues,
 who is very knowledgeable about how to  an emperor.
 In  afternoon, a dance lesson, a business negotiation...
 roughly five tasks. Is that all  Young Master?"
 
 Master is so busy that he  writhes in pain,
 as he checks and  the documents with sideways glances.
 If the guests look  suspicious,
 I shall make  to give them some precarious treatment.
  night's darkness has descended,
 I shall check the  of the bath water, splish-splash!
 Where would  like me to wash first?
  as much as it pains me, I'll have to say "no" to this spot.
 
 It's time for bed, so good 
 as I hum  you a lullaby.
 Ah, sleep well,  Master,
 sleep peacefully  a dead body.
 If you have a  please summon me immediately,
  I shall answer with "Yes, yes, my Lord."
  morning finally arrives,
 I shall make some more black tea to  you wake up.
 
 A  daily routine.
 
 A demon's real  of affairs.
 
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