🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Aru Shitsuji No Nichijou - The Daily Routine of a Certain Butler (Sebastian Michaelis' Character Song No.2) - Ono Daisuke

 ==Kanji==
 
 
 ある執事の日常
 
 
 お目覚めの熱い紅茶淹れたなら　パン焼いてオムレツ焼いて
 使えない使用人にも焼きをいれましょう　焦げ目キツメ
 
 シャツを着せボタンしめリボン結んで靴下するり　仕上げに眼帯を
 これぞシェル．ファントムハイヴ卿　私の主人
 
 こんなところに　寝癖が一束ぴょろりら　なんと頑固なのでしょう
 寝癖は持ち主似るのか　全く言うことをきかない
 
 これはお仕置きせねばですね　霧吹きシュシュラシュッシュッシュー
 水責め　こんなに濡れてもなお強情な曲線
 どこぞの死神よりしつこい　ぴーっとのばしてふうふうふう
 そのままスッと櫛ひけば　光る……天使の輪
 
 『ファントムハイヴ家の執事たるもの、
 寝癖のひとつやふたつ真っ直ぐできずにどうします？』
 
 すべては迅速解決　それこそが執事の日常
 あるいは即刻瞬殺　そう悪魔の実情
 
 『朝食の後は、帝王学の権威ユーグ教授がお見えになります。
 午後からはダンスレッスンと、商談がざっと五件ほど……
 よろしいですね、坊ちゃん？』
 
 忙しくのたうちまわる主人　橫目に資料チェックチェック
 あやしい客人には　きわどいおもてなしします
 夜の帳がおりたならば　バスタブ温度チェックちゃぶちゃぶふうふう
 どこから洗いましょう……いえ、ここは割愛
 
 就寝の時間おやすみなさい　子守り歌をふんふんふん
 ああ眠れ坊ちゃん　屍じみて安らかに
 怖い夢見たらお呼びを　イエスイエスマイロード
 やがてまた訪れる朝　目覚めの紅茶を淹れる
 
 執事の日常
 
 悪魔の実情
 
 ==English Trans==
 
 After I've made  black tea to help you wake up,
  shall bake some bread and make some omelet.
 Those servants who are useless and can't  anything right,
 I shall grill some burn marks onto them  well, severely.
 
 I shall put a shirt on you, button  tie a ribbon,
 help you put on your socks, and finish with your 
 THIS, is my master Lord  Phantomhive.
 
 How can this kind of spot  a bunch of disarranged bed hair!
 And what a stubborn bundle it 
 Does bed  act just like its master or something?
 It doesn't listen to  I say at all!
 
 I do think that some punishment is  order...
 a water sprayer, spray, spray,  spray!
 It's  so wet from my water torture,
 but it still retains its obstinate 
 It's more insistent  any death god,
 but I'll just stretch and straighten it a  bit,
 and then when  use a comb on it...
  A shiny angel's halo!
 
 "As the butler of the Phantomhive 
 if I can't even  out some bed hair,
  would I ever be able do?"
 
 I must take care of  very swiftly;
 that's how I do my  every day.
  also must carry out the assassinations instantly;
 yes, that's a demon's real  of affairs
 
 "After breakfast you will meet Professor 
  is very knowledgeable about how to be an emperor.
 In the  a dance lesson, a business negotiation...
  five tasks. Is that all right, Young Master?"
 
 Master is so  that he often writhes in pain,
 as he checks and  the documents with sideways glances.
 If the guests look  suspicious,
 I shall make sure to give them some  treatment.
 When night's  has descended,
 I shall check the temperature of the bath  splish-splash!
 Where would  like me to wash first?
 ...No, as much as it pains me, I'll have to say "no" to this 
 
 It's time for bed, so good 
 as I  for you a lullaby.
 Ah,  well, Young Master,
 sleep peacefully  a dead body.
 If you  a nightmare, please summon me immediately,
 and I shall  with "Yes, yes, my Lord."
 When morning  arrives,
 I shall make some more black  to help you wake up.
 
 A butler's  routine.
 
  demon's real state of affairs.
 
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