[sound of [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years Fed up with life and the way are going, he decides rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden of heart. And suddenly, conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this store and try to get money out drawer You think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm motherfuckin conscience [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of blonde wigs Tell her you a place to stay You'll safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose Think about it before you walk in the door Look at the store clerk, older than George Burns [Eminem] Fuck that! Do shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? you that rich? Why you a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have [Dr. Dre] Man, don't it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for (You know what Dre? don't like your attitude..) [sound static] ("It's alright c'mon, just come in for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give a kiss!") After meeting a young at a rave party, start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!") [Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're her cheek and smearin her lipstick, slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, not fair) look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this right here on the spot bare Til she passes and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to Man fuck that, hit that raw dawg and bail.. [sound of [pickup idling, radio [announcer] Meet Grady, a year old construction worker. After coming from a hard day's work, he in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with man. ("WHAT FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at work she's some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's explanation for this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his Alright Shady, he's right Grady But about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still stab her? Grab her by throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I be smart, don't be a retard gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma kill motherfucker! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper Mr. Dre? N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that went Been there, done that.. fuck it... am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? [gun fires, is and re-fired]