[sound static] [announcer] Meet twenty-three years old. Fed up life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into ("Shit is mine, I gotta this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of this liquor and try get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who you?) I'm your motherfuckin [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's And borrow damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place stay You'll be for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if all goes through like it's supposed to whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk the door first Look at the store clerk, older than George Burns [Eminem] Fuck that! Do that shit! that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that Why you give a fuck if she dies? you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're Not over shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad you (You know what Dre? I don't your attitude..) of static] ("It's c'mon, just come in here for a minute") I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!") [Eminem] Now listen me, while you're kissin her cheek and her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot she got there (Man, ain't you seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg bail.. of static] [pickup radio playing] [announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old worker. After coming home from a day's work, he walks in the door of trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another THE FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] Fuck that shit, you just this bitch cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get FUCK her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his Alright Shady, he's right Grady think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap That's what I did, be smart, don't be a You gonna advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think remember?) I'ma you motherfucker! [Eminem] Temper temper! Mr. Dre? N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better way? How in the fuck you tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw it... What am I sayin? Shoot em Grady, where's your gun at? [gun fires, is and re-fired]