[sound of [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three old. Fed up with life and the way things are he to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a change of heart. And suddenly, his comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of liquor store and try to money out the drawer You better think of the consequence who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of blonde wigs Tell her you need a place stay You'll safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in door first Look the store clerk, she's older than George Burns [Eminem] Fuck that! Do that shit! that bitch! Can you afford blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you bitch? Do you really think she gives fuck if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth to risk it! (You're right!) Not this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) [sound of ("It's alright c'mon, just come in for a minute") I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave things start getting and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his comes into play... ("Shit!") [Eminem] Now listen to while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's (Yo! This girl's only fifteen old You shouldn't take advantage of her, not fair) Yo, look her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right on the spot bare Til she out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that raw dawg and bail.. of static] [pickup idling, radio [announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old worker. After home from a hard day's work, he walks the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another ("WHAT FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] Fuck that you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this (What? tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, he's right Grady But think about the baby you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, be a retard You gonna take advice from who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? think I'd remember?) kill you motherfucker! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper Mr. Dre? Mr. Mr. AK comin' straight outta y'all better make way? in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I Been there, done that.. aw it... What am I sayin? Shoot both Grady, where's your gun at? [gun fires, cocked, and re-fired]