[Royce 5'9"] verse, uh armed ’til I’m on a island My life’s on the Autobahn on autopilot Before I dirt, I’ll kill you all with kindness I kill ya, my persona’s much worse You’ve been warned if you’ve been born or you conform Slap up cop and then snatch him out of his uniform Leave him his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y’all intellect mad slow, y’all fags know Claimin’ you you flamin’ Bet you could light your cigarette witcha asshole Me and Shady the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain’t wrapped My blood type’s the My ’90s was like the Navy, was like the Bradys You fly kites daily! [Eminem] Catch in my Mercedes Bumpin’ “Ice, Baby,” screamin’ Shady ’til I die Like I have a pair of dice, crazy So I live it to the fullest I’m Swayze And you only it once, so I’m thinkin’ ’bout this nice, nice lady Wait, stop me now before I get on a roll (Danish) Let me tell what this pretty little dame’s name is, ’cause she’s kinda famous And I hope that don’t sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, I wanna stick my penis in your anus! You morons think that a genius Really belong inside a dang insane asylum, cleanin’, try them trailer parks Crazy, I am back, I am razor-sharp, baby that’s back wit’ a capital B wit’ an exclamation mark, maybe You should listen when flip the linguistics ‘Cause I’m gonna rip this mystical shit You don’t wanna become another victim or of this shit after I spit the bullets, I’ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I’ma kick the ballistics! So get this I’ma live this [Hook] Livin’ life in fast lane Movin’ at the speed of life and I slow down Only got a in the gas tank But I’m almost at the finish line, so I can’t stop don’t really know where I’m headed, just enjoyin’ the ride Just gon’ ’til I drop and ride ’til I die I’m livin’ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the I’m livin’ life in the fast lane to the metal) Royce [Royce 5'9"] My whole as a poet’s to be relaxed in orbit At war a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs My slow flow is euphoric, it’s like I rap I made pact with the Devil that says “I’ll let you take me You let me take shovel, dig up the corpes, Jack Kevorkian” Go and forth in more beef than you can pack a fork in I’m livin’ the life of the infinite enemy My too many now, to send my serenity powers Spin ‘em around, enterin’ in the [Eminem] was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him Girl, now get, get down He’s lookin’ around this club and it looks like people are a shit fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who’s back in I s-st-stutter, motherfucker? F-ck them all, He shuts the whole motherfuckin’ d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And came to the club tonight wit’ 5’9″ to hold this bitch down Like a motherfuckin’ chick underwater, he d-dr-drown Shawty, when dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin’ them dick suckin' I’m agitated, aggravated To the point you don’t suck my dick, then gonna get decapitated Other words, you don’t fuckin’ give me head, then I’m have take it [Royce] And then after takin’ that, I’ma catch a case, it’s gon’ be It’s gon’ say “The whole rap game passed away” on of the affadavit Graduated from master slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson’ activator Meanin’ I’m on fire off top, might wanna back up the data over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer Homie, they sick, you can normally ask hater Don’t it make these shell casings is just like a bag of paper Drop in the lap of a tax evader they spent) [Eminem] Now make that ass like a sack of potatoes What, I’m the crack-a-lator Percolator to this be my penis ejaculator later Tell your boyfriend that you just paydirt You rollin’ with a player, you won’t exaggeratin’ when you sayin’ [Hook] Livin’ life in the lane Movin’ at the speed of life and can’t slow down Only got a gallon in the gas But I’m almost at the finish line, so I can’t now I don’t really know I’m headed, just enjoyin’ the ride Just gon’ roll ’til drop and ride ’til I die I’m livin’ in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I’m livin’ life in fast lane (Pedal to the metal)