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 Set fire to your 
 Poke a  at a grizzly bear
 Eat medicines that’s out  date
  your private parts as piranha bait
 
  ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
 
 Get your  out with a fork
  your own electrical work
 Teach yourself how  fly
 Eat a two week old unrefrigerated 
 
 Dumb ways to die,  many dumb ways to die
 
 Invite  psycho-killer inside
 Scratch your drug dealer’s  new ride
 Take your helmet  in outer space
 Use your clothes dryer  a hiding place
 
 Dumb ways to die, so many dumb  to die
 
 Keep a  as pet
 Sell both the kidneys on  internet
 Eat a  of superglue
 “I wonder what’s this  button do?”
 
 Dumb ways to die,  many dumb ways to die
 
 Dress up like a moose  hunting season
 Disturb a nest of wasps for  good reason
 Stand on the  of a train station platform
  around the boom gates at a level crossing
 Run  the tracks between the platforms
 They may not rhyme but they’re quite 
 
 Dumbest  to die ie
 Dumbest ways  die
 Dumbest ways to 
 So many dumb
 So many  ways to die