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 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga  teru
 senaka ni tsuki sasaru 
 yuka wa chimamire
 shira nai hito ga  kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
  ga ochi tsui te
  nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
 to warau to
 tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku 
 kukuku to waratteta
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu  don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
 yosō sura  nai
 
 aru hi wa atama ni ya ga  tari
 gunpuku de jūhō kakae  tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta toki 
 doa shime  to omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō taihen 
 yuka no chinori o 
 ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru 
 kanben shite hoshī
 
 ie ni  to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to chōshi ni noru 
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon mae wa  temo
 kanojo  au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya  kuruma ate mo naku tobashi te
  mini ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka  mochi
  ga totemo tanoshiku natta
 ie de hitori de  tsuma no kimochi p
 kangae te inakatta
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
  koro no futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku  wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru  no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no ai  katachi naraba
 sore wa sore  ari darō
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
 kitai shite  doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open  door there's my wife collapsed
 The carpet's  bloodstained
 If a  saw this, they might faint
 I remain calm
 "Looks like the cleanup will  tough today"
 I laugh
 And  facedown but looking satisfied
 My wife laughs  he he"
 
 When I get home my wife always pretends to be 
 What kind  death she'll have tomorrow
 I can't even begin  imagine
 One day she had an  through her head
 Another time, dressed as a solider with a 
 The time I saw her  a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close the  on her
 Cleaning  afterwards is quite a pain
 Having to wash the  from the carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd spare me the  of her
  dinner with that arrow in her head
 When I  home my wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all caught up in 
 So I do my  to ignore it
 
 Before  married, though I was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly  night
 And go see the ocean,  yet
 Right after we got married,  got promoted
  suddenly, work became so much fun
 I didn't even think of how  wife felt
 Waiting  alone at home
 
 My wife pretending to  dead whenever I come home
 Is  because she wants to return to how we used to be?
 I just don't 
  coming home to see
 My wife's performance  for me
 Is  shape our love will take?
  I guess that's fine
 
 My wife is always  dead when I return home.
 How did she die 
 I open the door with eager 
 
 Cre: Lii  Eii