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 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o  tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka ni tsuki  hōchō
 yuka wa chimamire
 shira nai hito  mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga ochi tsui 
 "kyō nowa sōji  taihen sōda"
 to warau to
 tsuma  utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku to waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o shite iru 
 yosō sura deki 
 
  hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de jūhō kakae te 
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta  wa
 doa shime yōka  omotta
 
  mo kekkō taihen de
  no chinori o arattari
 ya ga sasatta  ban gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben shite hoshī
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to chōshi ni  kara
 dekiru  surū de
 
 kekkon  wa isogashiku temo
 kanojo ni  dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo  tobashi te
 umi mini  shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka o 
 shigoto ga  tanoshiku natta
 ie de hitori de matsu tsuma  kimochi p
 kangae te inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru 
 ano koro  futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku niwa  nai
 
 ie ni katta boku  matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no ai no katachi 
 sore  sore de ari darō
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini kata  shite iru noka
 kitai shite  doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
  I open the door there's my wife collapsed
 The  all bloodstained
 If a stranger saw  they might faint
 I remain calm
 "Looks like the cleanup  be tough today"
 I laugh
 And still  but looking satisfied
  wife laughs "He he he"
 
 When I get home my wife always  to be dead
 What kind of death she'll have 
 I  even begin to imagine
 One day she had an arrow through  head
 Another time, dressed as a solider  a gun
 The time  saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close the door on 
 Cleaning up afterwards  quite a pain
  to wash the bloodstains from the carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd spare me the  of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow in  head
 When I get home my wife always pretends to be 
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all caught up  it
 So I  my best to ignore it
 
 Before we married, though I was 
 We'd drive around aimlessly all 
 And go see the ocean,  yet
 Right after we got married,  got promoted
 And  work became so much fun
 I didn't even  of how my wife felt
 Waiting all alone at 
 
 My wife  to be dead whenever I come home
 Is it because she wants to return to how we used  be?
 I just don't 
  coming home to see
 My  performance waiting for me
 Is the shape our love will 
 Then I guess that's 
 
 My wife is always  dead when I return home.
 How did she  today?
  open the door with eager anticipation
 
 Cre: Lii and