🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma  taore teru
 senaka ni tsuki  hōchō
 yuka wa 
 shira nai  ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga ochi tsui 
 "kyō  sōji ga taihen sōda"
  warau to
 tsuma wa utsubuse no mama  sōni
 kukuku  waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o shite  noka
  sura deki nai
 
 aru hi wa atama  ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de  kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi  shin deta toki wa
  shime yōka to omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō  de
  no chinori o arattari
 ya ga sasatta  ban gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben  hoshī
 
 ie ni  to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
  homeru to chōshi ni noru kara
  dake surū de
 
 kekkon  wa isogashiku temo
 kanojo ni au  de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashi 
 umi mini ittari shita 
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime  buka o mochi
 shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku 
 ie de hitori de  tsuma no kimochi p
 kangae  inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
 ano  no futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku niwa wakara 
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no  miru koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore wa sore de  darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu  furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini kata o shite iru 
 kitai  akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I  the door there's my wife collapsed
 The  all bloodstained
  a stranger saw this, they might faint
  remain calm
 "Looks like the  will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And  facedown but looking satisfied
 My wife laughs "He he 
 
 When I get home  wife always pretends to be dead
 What  of death she'll have tomorrow
 I can't even begin  imagine
 One day she had an arrow  her head
 Another time, dressed  a solider with a gun
 The time I  her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought  close the door on her
  up afterwards is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from the carpet  all
 
 So I wish she'd spare me  sight of her
  dinner with that arrow in her head
 When I get  my wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all caught up  it
 So I do  best to ignore it
 
 Before we married,  I was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly  night
 And go  the ocean, and yet
  after we got married, I got promoted
  suddenly, work became so much fun
 I  even think of how my wife felt
  all alone at home
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever  come home
 Is it because  wants to return to how we used to be?
 I  don't know
 If coming home to 
 My wife's performance waiting for 
 Is the shape  love will take?
  I guess that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing dead when I return 
 How  she die today?
 I open the door with  anticipation
 
  Lii and Eii