🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa  ake tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka ni tsuki  hōchō
  wa chimamire
 shira nai hito ga mitara  suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga  tsui te
  nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
  warau to
 tsuma wa utsubuse no  manzoku sōni
  to waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shite imasu
 asu wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
  sura deki nai
 
 aru  wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de  kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta  wa
 doa shime yōka to 
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō  de
  no chinori o arattari
  ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben shite 
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite 
 chotto homeru  chōshi ni noru kara
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon mae  isogashiku temo
  ni au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma  mo naku tobashi te
 umi  ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka o 
 shigoto ga  tanoshiku natta
 ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no  p
 kangae  inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga  shinda furi o shiteru nowa
 ano  no futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku niwa  nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma  engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore wa sore de  darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini kata o shite iru 
  shite akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open  door there's my wife collapsed
  carpet's all bloodstained
 If a  saw this, they might faint
  remain calm
  like the cleanup will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And  facedown but looking satisfied
 My wife laughs "He  he"
 
 When I get home my wife always pretends to  dead
 What  of death she'll have tomorrow
 I can't even begin  imagine
 One day she had an arrow  her head
 Another time, dressed as a solider  a gun
 The time  saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close  door on her
 Cleaning up afterwards is quite  pain
 Having to wash  bloodstains from the carpet and all
 
 So I wish  spare me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow in her 
 When I get home my  always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all  up in it
  I do my best to ignore it
 
 Before we married, though  was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly all 
 And  see the ocean, and yet
 Right after we  married, I got promoted
  suddenly, work became so much fun
 I didn't even think of how  wife felt
 Waiting all alone at 
 
 My wife pretending to be  whenever I come home
 Is it because she wants to return  how we used to be?
  just don't know
 If  home to see
 My wife's  waiting for me
 Is the shape our love will 
 Then I guess that's 
 
 My wife is always  dead when I return home.
 How did she  today?
 I open the door  eager anticipation
 
 Cre: Lii  Eii