🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga  teru
 senaka ni tsuki  hōchō
  wa chimamire
 shira nai hito ga mitara  suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga  tsui te
 "kyō nowa sōji  taihen sōda"
  warau to
  wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku to 
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
 yosō  deki nai
 
 aru  wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de jūhō kakae te 
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin  toki wa
  shime yōka to omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo  taihen de
 yuka no chinori  arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan  nowa
 kanben  hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga  shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto  to chōshi ni noru kara
 dekiru dake  de
 
 kekkon mae  isogashiku temo
 kanojo ni au dake  tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashi 
  mini ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka  mochi
 shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku 
  de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
  te inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  nowa
 ano koro no futari  modori tai kara ka
  niwa wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi  koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore wa sore de  darō
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini kata o  iru noka
 kitai shite akeru 
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open  door there's my wife collapsed
 The carpet's  bloodstained
 If a stranger saw  they might faint
 I remain 
 "Looks  the cleanup will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And still facedown but looking 
 My wife laughs "He  he"
 
 When I get  my wife always pretends to be dead
  kind of death she'll have tomorrow
 I  even begin to imagine
 One day she had an  through her head
 Another time, dressed as a solider  a gun
 The time I saw her in a  sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close  door on her
 Cleaning  afterwards is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from  carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd spare  the sight of her
 Cooking  with that arrow in her head
 When I get home my  always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment  a bit she gets all caught up in it
 So I  my best to ignore it
 
 Before  married, though I was busy
 We'd drive  aimlessly all night
 And  see the ocean, and yet
 Right after we  married, I got promoted
 And suddenly, work  so much fun
 I didn't even  of how my wife felt
  all alone at home
 
 My wife pretending to be  whenever I come home
 Is it because she wants to return to how we  to be?
 I  don't know
 If  home to see
 My wife's performance waiting for 
 Is the shape our love will 
  I guess that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing dead when I  home.
 How did she die 
 I open the  with eager anticipation
 
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