🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga taore 
  ni tsuki sasaru hōchō
 yuka wa 
 shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu  kamo shire nai
 
 boku  ochi tsui te
 "kyō  sōji ga taihen sōda"
  warau to
  wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku to 
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu  furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o shite iru 
  sura deki nai
 
 aru hi wa atama ni  ga sasatte tari
  de jūhō kakae te tari
 manbō  kigurumi ga shin deta toki wa
  shime yōka to omotta
 
 atokatazuke  kekkō taihen de
  no chinori o arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama ban  tsukuru nowa
 kanben  hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu  furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to  ni noru kara
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon  wa isogashiku temo
 kanojo ni au  de tanoshikatta
  de kuruma ate mo naku tobashi te
 umi mini ittari shita 
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka  mochi
 shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku 
 ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no  p
 kangae  inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shiteru nowa
 ano koro  futari ni modori tai kara ka
  niwa wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma  engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari  ai no katachi naraba
 sore wa  de ari darō
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
 kitai shite  doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open the door there's  wife collapsed
 The  all bloodstained
 If  stranger saw this, they might faint
 I  calm
 "Looks like the cleanup will be tough 
 I laugh
 And still facedown but  satisfied
 My  laughs "He he he"
 
 When I get home my  always pretends to be dead
  kind of death she'll have tomorrow
 I can't even  to imagine
 One day she  an arrow through her head
 Another time, dressed as a solider  a gun
 The time I saw her in a dead  costume
 
 I thought I'd close the door on 
 Cleaning  afterwards is quite a pain
 Having  wash the bloodstains from the carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd spare  the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with  arrow in her head
  I get home my wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her  bit she gets all caught up in it
 So I do my best to ignore 
 
 Before we married, though I was 
 We'd drive  aimlessly all night
  go see the ocean, and yet
 Right after we got  I got promoted
 And  work became so much fun
 I didn't even think of how  wife felt
  all alone at home
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever I come 
 Is it because she wants  return to how we used to be?
  just don't know
  coming home to see
 My wife's performance waiting for 
 Is the shape our love will 
 Then I guess that's 
 
 My wife is always playing  when I return home.
 How did she die 
 I open the door with  anticipation
 
 Cre: Lii  Eii