🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o  tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka  tsuki sasaru hōchō
 yuka  chimamire
 shira nai  ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga ochi  te
 "kyō  sōji ga taihen sōda"
 to warau 
  wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku  waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata  shite iru noka
  sura deki nai
 
 aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte 
 gunpuku de jūhō  te tari
 manbō no  ga shin deta toki wa
 doa shime yōka to 
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō  de
 yuka no chinori o 
 ya ga  mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
  shite hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  imasu
 chotto homeru to  ni noru kara
 dekiru  surū de
 
 kekkon mae wa  temo
 kanojo ni au  de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku  te
 umi  ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka  mochi
 shigoto  totemo tanoshiku natta
 ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi 
 kangae te 
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  nowa
 ano koro no futari ni  tai kara ka
  niwa wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku  matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore  sore de ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini kata o  iru noka
 kitai shite akeru 
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
  I open the door there's my wife collapsed
 The  all bloodstained
 If a stranger saw  they might faint
 I  calm
 "Looks like the cleanup will  tough today"
 I laugh
  still facedown but looking satisfied
 My wife  "He he he"
 
 When I get home my wife always pretends to  dead
 What kind of death she'll have 
 I can't even  to imagine
 One  she had an arrow through her head
 Another time, dressed as a solider with  gun
  time I saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
  thought I'd close the door on her
 Cleaning up afterwards  quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from the carpet  all
 
 So I wish she'd spare me the sight  her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow in her 
 When I get home my wife always  to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit  gets all caught up in it
 So I do  best to ignore it
 
 Before  married, though I was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly  night
 And go see the ocean,  yet
 Right  we got married, I got promoted
 And suddenly, work  so much fun
 I didn't even think of how my  felt
 Waiting  alone at home
 
 My  pretending to be dead whenever I come home
 Is it because she wants to  to how we used to be?
 I just don't 
 If coming home to 
 My wife's performance waiting  me
 Is the shape  love will take?
 Then  guess that's fine
 
 My wife is  playing dead when I return home.
  did she die today?
  open the door with eager anticipation
 
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