🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga  teru
 senaka  tsuki sasaru hōchō
 yuka wa 
 shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo  nai
 
 boku  ochi tsui te
 "kyō nowa sōji ga taihen 
 to  to
 tsuma wa  no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku  waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
 yosō sura deki 
 
 aru hi wa  ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de  kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin  toki wa
 doa shime  to omotta
 
  mo kekkō taihen de
 yuka no  o arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru 
 kanben  hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga  shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to chōshi ni  kara
 dekiru dake  de
 
 kekkon  wa isogashiku temo
 kanojo ni  dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo  tobashi te
  mini ittari shita noni
 
  chokugo hajime te buka o mochi
 shigoto ga totemo  natta
 ie de hitori de matsu  no kimochi p
 kangae  inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu  furi o shiteru nowa
 ano  no futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku niwa wakara 
 
 ie  katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no ai no  naraba
  wa sore de ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu  furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa  shini kata o shite iru noka
 kitai shite  doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I  the door there's my wife collapsed
 The carpet's  bloodstained
 If a stranger saw this,  might faint
 I remain 
 "Looks like the cleanup  be tough today"
 I laugh
 And still  but looking satisfied
 My wife laughs  he he"
 
 When I get home  wife always pretends to be dead
 What kind  death she'll have tomorrow
 I can't even begin  imagine
 One day she had an arrow through  head
 Another time, dressed as a  with a gun
 The  I saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought  close the door on her
 Cleaning up afterwards  quite a pain
 Having to wash the  from the carpet and all
 
  I wish she'd spare me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner  that arrow in her head
 When I get home my wife  pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets  caught up in it
 So  do my best to ignore it
 
 Before we married,  I was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly all 
  go see the ocean, and yet
 Right after  got married, I got promoted
  suddenly, work became so much fun
 I didn't  think of how my wife felt
 Waiting all alone at 
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever  come home
 Is it because she wants to return  how we used to be?
 I just  know
 If  home to see
 My wife's performance waiting  me
 Is the  our love will take?
 Then I  that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing dead when I  home.
  did she die today?
 I open the door  eager anticipation
 
  Lii and Eii