🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara  ga taore teru
 senaka ni  sasaru hōchō
 yuka wa 
 shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo  nai
 
 boku ga  tsui te
 "kyō nowa sōji ga taihen 
 to warau 
 tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku 
  to waratteta
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o shite  noka
  sura deki nai
 
 aru hi wa atama ni  ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de jūhō  te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta toki 
 doa shime yōka  omotta
 
 atokatazuke  kekkō taihen de
  no chinori o arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama  gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben  hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda  o shite imasu
 chotto  to chōshi ni noru kara
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon  wa isogashiku temo
 kanojo  au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de  ate mo naku tobashi te
 umi mini  shita noni
 
  chokugo hajime te buka o mochi
 shigoto ga totemo  natta
 ie de hitori de matsu  no kimochi p
 kangae  inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shiteru nowa
 ano koro no futari ni modori tai kara 
 boku niwa wakara 
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru  no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore wa sore  ari darō
 
 ie ni  to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini kata o  iru noka
 kitai  akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open the door  my wife collapsed
 The  all bloodstained
 If  stranger saw this, they might faint
 I remain 
 "Looks like the cleanup will  tough today"
 I laugh
 And still  but looking satisfied
  wife laughs "He he he"
 
 When  get home my wife always pretends to be dead
 What kind of death she'll have 
  can't even begin to imagine
 One  she had an arrow through her head
 Another time, dressed as a solider  a gun
  time I saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close the door  her
 Cleaning up  is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from  carpet and all
 
 So  wish she'd spare me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow  her head
 When I get home my wife always pretends to be 
 If I compliment her  bit she gets all caught up in it
 So I do my best  ignore it
 
 Before we  though I was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly  night
 And go see the ocean, and 
 Right after we got married, I  promoted
 And suddenly, work became  much fun
 I didn't even think of how my wife 
  all alone at home
 
 My wife pretending to  dead whenever I come home
 Is it because she wants to return to how  used to be?
 I just don't 
 If coming home to 
 My  performance waiting for me
 Is the shape  love will take?
 Then I guess that's 
 
  wife is always playing dead when I return home.
  did she die today?
 I open  door with eager anticipation
 
 Cre: Lii  Eii