🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga  teru
 senaka  tsuki sasaru hōchō
 yuka wa 
 shira nai hito  mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga  tsui te
 "kyō nowa sōji  taihen sōda"
  warau to
 tsuma wa  no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku  waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda  o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata  shite iru noka
  sura deki nai
 
 aru hi  atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
  de jūhō kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta  wa
  shime yōka to omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo  taihen de
 yuka no  o arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan  nowa
 kanben shite 
 
 ie ni kaeru to  ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to chōshi  noru kara
  dake surū de
 
 kekkon mae wa  temo
 kanojo  au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo  tobashi te
  mini ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon  hajime te buka o mochi
 shigoto ga  tanoshiku natta
 ie de hitori de matsu tsuma  kimochi p
 kangae  inakatta
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
 ano koro no futari ni  tai kara ka
 boku  wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma  engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no ai no katachi 
 sore wa sore de  darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite 
 kyō wa don'na shini  o shite iru noka
 kitai shite  doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
  I open the door there's my wife collapsed
 The carpet's  bloodstained
 If a stranger saw this,  might faint
 I remain 
 "Looks like the cleanup  be tough today"
 I laugh
 And still facedown but looking 
 My wife laughs "He he 
 
  I get home my wife always pretends to be dead
 What kind of death she'll have 
 I can't even begin to 
 One day  had an arrow through her head
 Another time, dressed  a solider with a gun
 The time I saw her in a dead sunfish 
 
 I thought I'd close the  on her
 Cleaning up afterwards  quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from the carpet  all
 
 So I  she'd spare me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow in her 
 When I  home my wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a  she gets all caught up in it
 So I do my best  ignore it
 
 Before we married, though I was 
 We'd drive around aimlessly all 
 And go see the ocean, and 
 Right after  got married, I got promoted
 And  work became so much fun
  didn't even think of how my wife felt
 Waiting all alone  home
 
 My wife pretending to be  whenever I come home
 Is it because she wants to return to how we used  be?
  just don't know
 If  home to see
 My  performance waiting for me
 Is the shape our love will 
 Then  guess that's fine
 
 My  is always playing dead when I return home.
  did she die today?
 I open the door with  anticipation
 
 Cre: Lii  Eii