🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o  tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka ni  sasaru hōchō
 yuka wa 
 shira nai hito ga mitara  suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku  ochi tsui te
 "kyō nowa  ga taihen sōda"
  warau to
  wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku to 
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o  iru noka
 yosō sura  nai
 
  hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de  kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga  deta toki wa
 doa shime  to omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō  de
 yuka no chinori  arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama  gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben  hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shite imasu
  homeru to chōshi ni noru kara
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon mae wa isogashiku 
 kanojo ni au  de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku  te
 umi  ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te  o mochi
 shigoto  totemo tanoshiku natta
 ie de hitori de matsu tsuma  kimochi p
 kangae te 
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda  o shiteru nowa
 ano koro no  ni modori tai kara ka
 boku  wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku  matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore wa  de ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shite imasu
 kyō wa  shini kata o shite iru noka
  shite akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open the door there's my wife 
  carpet's all bloodstained
 If a stranger saw this, they might 
  remain calm
 "Looks like  cleanup will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And still facedown but looking 
 My  laughs "He he he"
 
 When I  home my wife always pretends to be dead
 What kind of  she'll have tomorrow
 I can't even begin  imagine
 One  she had an arrow through her head
 Another time, dressed as a  with a gun
 The time I saw her in a dead sunfish 
 
 I thought  close the door on her
 Cleaning up afterwards  quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from  carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd spare me the sight of 
 Cooking  with that arrow in her head
 When I get home  wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she  all caught up in it
 So I  my best to ignore it
 
 Before we married, though I was 
 We'd drive around aimlessly  night
 And go see  ocean, and yet
 Right  we got married, I got promoted
 And suddenly, work  so much fun
 I didn't even think of how  wife felt
  all alone at home
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever I  home
 Is it because she wants  return to how we used to be?
 I  don't know
 If coming  to see
 My wife's performance waiting  me
 Is  shape our love will take?
 Then I  that's fine
 
  wife is always playing dead when I return home.
 How did  die today?
 I open the door  eager anticipation
 
  Lii and Eii