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 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga  koroshimasu
  saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui  fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu  kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa bokura  kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
  ga mita kotonainda
 achira kochira no  de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de  kamisama ha
 doremo koremo  no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen  icchika, unmei no gacchi
  jibun katte sukecchi
 acchi  socchitte docchi
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
 raise  attatte kari ni nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte iinda
 hito ha itsu  subete sukikatte
 nantokatte  rensa no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku  kamisama naraba
 subete wo  iinara
 nanoka kan  sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane  kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto  chanto jikan wo kakete
 mata kichitto shita keikaku wo 
 
 datte setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite herashitara 
 nashite doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
  kikashite nande nande?
 datte baka nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai  naoranai
  kangaetatte shikata ganai
 saa raise  oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha  sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde  shiyou
 futatsu awasatte mechakucha ni 
 saa uya shiyou  muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte  ni nattatte
  ga andatte iunda
 naze ni  koi shichattoite
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi but kerekeredo 
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani  yattatte
 dameda dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga attatte karini 
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte iinda
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 ue janaku tatte  janakutatte
 yoko  datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There  too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too much  them.
 We'll  more pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more  yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers  singing praises to God,
 we've noticed  we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's  who do we think we are?
 
  never seen the real thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that are here and 
 Furthermore, God that I've heard in stories 
 holds a shape of a 
 
  it a coincidence?
 Fate  has coincided?
  just a selfish sketch?
 
  here and there--
 where do  mean by 'there'?
 What on earth did you  DaVinci?
 
  an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always egotistic  anything.
 They insist that there are  more beyond,
 even while we stand on top of the chain  it's called.
 
 If I am to  God,
 and am  to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within  days.
 
 I would  spend more time,
 and  make a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in such  hurry and rush...
 It's been cut and  formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and  down.
 Brought down  brought forth.
 You ask, why?
 Why is it  What is it for?
 
 You pretend  hold a question mark,
 while  actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why  it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's  mankind are foolish.
 Of course they are, we  are aware of that.
 So they should just perish by  count of 1,2,3,
  I'm telling you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and  are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless to  our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward  ourselves in the next world.
 Hey  what about ourselves in this world!
 
  let's be reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's  a mess!
 
  here's a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear  both and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's  with all that?
 There always  a path waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While you were the one who threw them  from doubtfulness.
 But, although, however--
 Yet, still, besides--
 How should  do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no 
 
 Then what should we 
  should we go?
 We're unable to get there,  of our existence here.
 So then, where  we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
  we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side, even if it might not be above  beneath us.