🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani  ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda  hettakara fuyashimasu
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu  kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo 
 sousa bokura  kamisama
  nattetano nanisama nanosa
 
 boku  mita kotonainda
 achira kochira no kaiga de 
 sara ni  de kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito no  nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei no 
 hatamata jibun katte 
  kocchi socchitte docchi
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari  nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito ha  datte subete sukikatte
 nantokatte itta  no
 ue ni tattatte 
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono  ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo  iinara
 nanoka  de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane  kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan wo 
  kichitto shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide 
 asettese-de haitte 
 fuyashite herashite  fuyashite
  doushitette nandedatta
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte  nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara  shikata ganai
 saa raise no  ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha  sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde kucha 
 futatsu awasatte mechakucha ni 
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara  dame ni nattatte
 saki ga  iunda
 naze  nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi  kerekeredo yet
 nani wo  iinda
 nani  ittatte nani wo yattatte
  dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba  ii?
  mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
  ga attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa  iinda
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
  nandatte iunda
 ue janaku  shita janakutatte
  ni datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll  some crows since There are too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some  since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas since there are  of them.
 But we'll  more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've  been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've  that we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who  we think we are?
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that are here and 
  God that I've heard in stories always
 holds a shape of a 
 
 Is it a 
 Fate that has 
  just a selfish sketch?
 
 It's  and there--
 where do you mean  'there'?
 What on earth did you mean, 
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 Mankind  always egotistic about anything.
 They insist that there are still  beyond,
 even while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's 
 
 If  am to become God,
 and am able  decide everything,
  would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend  time,
 and would make a proper 
 Because look, since it was made in such  hurry and rush...
 It's  cut and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
  forth and brought down.
  down then brought forth.
  ask, why?
 Why is it  What is it for?
 
 You pretend to  a question mark,
 while  actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is  so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling  it's because mankind are foolish.
  course they are, we all are aware of that.
 So they should just perish by a count  1,2,3,
 cuz I'm  you!
 
 Mankind are  foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless to use our 
 Well, let's just  forward to ourselves in the next world.
  wait, what about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless!  then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's make  mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil,  here's a mask.
 Wear  both and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask,  wrong with all that?
 There always is a  waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
 You ask,  next?
 While you were the  who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, 
  still, besides--
 How should we do 
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that  all no good.
 
 Then what should  do?
 Where should we 
 We're unable  get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So  where should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if  supposedly doesn't?
 What  it?
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we  go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by  side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.