🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga  koroshimasu
 sarani saru  fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
  ha itsu demo kamisama
 negatte  itsushika
 sousa bokura  kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano  nanosa
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
  kochira no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni  de kiitemiru kamisama ha
  koremo hito no katachi nanda
 
  no icchika, unmei no gacchi
  jibun katte sukecchi
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
 ittai dounatterun Da 
 
 raise ga attatte kari ni 
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito  itsu datte subete sukikatte
 nantokatte itta  no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku ga  naraba
 subete  kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan  sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane  kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto  jikan wo kakete
  kichitto shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte  kisoide
 asettese-de  tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite  herashitara fuyashite
 nashite doushitette 
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte baka 
 jinrui nante sorya 
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte  ganai
 saa raise no oiran  kitaidai
 demo matte  gense ha dou sundai?
  mucha shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte  ni nattatte
 saki ga andatte 
 naze  nandatte koi shichattoite
  ha nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi but  yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani wo 
  dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba  ii?
 dokoni  ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
  ga attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa  iinda
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
 dakara nandatte 
 ue janaku tatte shita 
 yoko ni datte michi ha 
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are  much of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too much  them.
 We'll raise more pandas since  are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while  are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises  God,
 we've noticed  we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do we  we are?
 
 I've never seen  real thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that are here  there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard  stories always
 holds a shape  a human.
 
  it a coincidence?
 Fate that has 
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
 It's here and 
 where do you mean  'there'?
 What on earth did you  DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to  Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always  about anything.
 They insist that there are still  beyond,
 even while we stand on  of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I  to become God,
 and am able to decide 
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within  days.
 
 I would definitely  more time,
 and would make  proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in  a hurry and rush...
 It's been cut and pasted, formed and 
 
 Brought  and brought down.
 Brought down then brought 
  ask, why?
 Why is  so? What is it for?
 
  pretend to hold a question mark,
 while you actually  know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why is  so?"
 I'm telling you, it's  mankind are foolish.
 Of course they are, we all are  of that.
 So they should just perish by a count  1,2,3,
 cuz I'm telling 
 
 Mankind  born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless  use our mind!
 Well, let's  look forward to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves  this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless!  then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's make a 
 
  here's a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and let's turn everything 
 
 You ask, what's wrong with  that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even  things get ruined.
 You ask,  next?
  you were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, 
 Yet,  besides--
 How should we  what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that  all no good.
 
 Then  should we do?
  should we go?
  unable to get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So then, where should we 
 
 If  afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might  to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side,  if it might not be above or beneath us.