🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu  fuetakara koroshimasu
  saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo  ha hettakara fuyashimasu
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu demo 
  ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa  jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku  mita kotonainda
 achira kochira no kaiga de 
 sara ni hanashi  kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo  no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen  icchika, unmei no gacchi
 hatamata jibun  sukecchi
 acchi kocchi  docchi
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
 raise ga  kari ni nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte 
 hito ha itsu  subete sukikatte
 nantokatte  rensa no
  ni tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono  ga kamisama naraba
  wo kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai wo tsukuru you 
 mane ha kitto boku ha 
 kitto motto chanto  wo kakete
 mata  shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte  kisoide
  haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite herashitara 
 nashite  nandedatta
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte  nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
  shinanai to naoranai
 nara  shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran  kitaidai
  matte jaa gense ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde  shiyou
 futatsu awasatte mechakucha ni 
 saa  shiyou sonde muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
  nandatte dame ni nattatte
  ga andatte iunda
  ni nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi but kerekeredo 
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani wo 
 dameda dameda 
 
 naraba dousureba 
  mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
 tengoku ittatte jigoku 
 dakara  iunda
 ue janaku  shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte  ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too much  them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too much of 
 We'll raise more pandas since  are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while there  too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises  God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned  God without knowing.
 That's right,  do we think we are?
 
 I've never seen  real thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that are here and 
 Furthermore, God  I've heard in stories always
 holds  shape of a human.
 
 Is it a 
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps  a selfish sketch?
 
 It's here and 
 where do  mean by 'there'?
 What on earth did you  DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it  doesn't?
 What  it?
 If we are  reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always egotistic  anything.
 They insist that there are  more beyond,
 even while we  on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I  to become God,
  am able to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do  a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend  time,
 and  make a proper plan.
  look, since it was made in such a hurry and rush...
 It's  cut and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and brought 
 Brought  then brought forth.
  ask, why?
 Why is it  What is it for?
 
 You  to hold a question mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why  it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind  foolish.
 Of course they are, we  are aware of that.
 So they should just perish by a count  1,2,3,
 cuz I'm telling 
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die 
  it's just pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's just  forward to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait,  about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be  And then thoughtless!
 Combine them  and let's make a mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil, and here's a 
 Wear them both and let's  everything obscure.
 
  ask, what's wrong with all that?
  always is a path waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
 You ask,  next?
 While you were the  who threw them away from doubtfulness.
  although, however--
 Yet,  besides--
 How should  do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no 
 
 Then  should we do?
 Where should  go?
 We're unable to get there,  of our existence here.
 So then, where  we go...?
 
 If  afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might  to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be  our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.