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 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
  ga fuetakara koroshimasu
  saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha hettakara 
 kedo jinrui ha fuetemo 
 
 bokura  itsu demo kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo itsushika
  bokura jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku ga mita 
 achira kochira no kaiga  mirunda
 sara ni  de kiitemiru kamisama ha
  koremo hito no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen  icchika, unmei no gacchi
 hatamata  katte sukecchi
 acchi kocchi  docchi
 ittai dounatterun Da 
 
 raise ga attatte kari  nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte iinda
 hito ha  datte subete sukikatte
  itta rensa no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku  kamisama naraba
  wo kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai wo tsukuru  na
 mane ha kitto boku  shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto  wo kakete
 mata  shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite  fuyashite
 nashite doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte baka nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai to 
 nara  shikata ganai
  raise no oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha dou 
  mucha shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
  uya shiyou sonde muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte uyamuya 
 
 dakara nandatte dame ni 
  ga andatte iunda
  ni nandatte koi shichattoite
  ha nandatte iunda
  shikashi but kerekeredo yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte  wo yattatte
 dameda dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga attatte karini 
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte iinda
 tengoku  jigoku dattatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 ue  tatte shita janakutatte
  ni datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too much of 
 We'll get rid of some  since there are too much of them.
  raise more pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of 
 
 While we've always been offering  and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned  God without knowing.
 That's right, who do  think we are?
 
  never seen the real thing,
 but I've seen them in arts  are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that  heard in stories always
 holds a shape of  human.
 
  it a coincidence?
 Fate that has 
  just a selfish sketch?
 
  here and there--
 where do  mean by 'there'?
 What on  did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if  supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are to reincarnate?  if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always  about anything.
 They insist that there are  more beyond,
  while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am  become God,
 and am  to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making the  within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend  time,
  would make a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was  in such a hurry and rush...
 It's been cut  pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and brought 
 Brought down  brought forth.
 You ask, why?
 Why is it  What is it for?
 
 You  to hold a question mark,
 while you  already know.
 "Please tell me, let me  Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind  foolish.
 Of course they are, we  are aware of that.
 So they should just perish by  count of 1,2,3,
 cuz  telling you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and  are to die foolish.
 Then it's just  to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look  to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves in this 
 
 Come, let's be reckless!  then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and  make a mess!
 
  here's a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and let's  everything obscure.
 
  ask, what's wrong with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even after  get ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While you were the one who threw them  from doubtfulness.
 But, although, however--
 Yet, still, besides--
  should we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that  all no good.
 
 Then  should we do?
 Where  we go?
 We're unable to get there, regardless of our  here.
 So then, where should  go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it  doesn't?
 What about it?
 If  are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or  by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side, even if it  not be above or beneath us.