🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu  fuetakara koroshimasu
 sarani saru ga fuetakara 
 demo panda ha hettakara 
 kedo jinrui  fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha  demo kamisama
 negatte  itsushika
 sousa bokura jinruiga 
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
  ga mita kotonainda
  kochira no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi  kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito no katachi 
 
 guuzen  icchika, unmei no gacchi
 hatamata jibun katte 
  kocchi socchitte docchi
 ittai dounatterun Da 
 
 raise ga  kari ni nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito ha itsu datte subete 
 nantokatte itta  no
  ni tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono  ga kamisama naraba
  wo kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai  tsukuru you na
 mane ha kitto boku  shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto  wo kakete
 mata kichitto shita keikaku  tatetete
 
  setteisoide kisoide
  haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite  herashitara fuyashite
 nashite doushitette 
  dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte  nandatte
  nante sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
  kangaetatte shikata ganai
  raise no oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte  gense ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde  shiyou
 futatsu awasatte mechakucha  shiyou
 saa uya shiyou  muya shiyou
 futatsu  uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara  dame ni nattatte
 saki ga  iunda
 naze ni nandatte koi 
  ha nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi  kerekeredo yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani  yattatte
 dameda  tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba 
  mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga  karini nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa  iinda
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
 dakara nandatte 
 ue janaku tatte  janakutatte
 yoko ni datte michi  anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll  some crows since There are too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some  since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas since there are few  them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of 
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises  God,
  noticed that we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do we  we are?
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
 but I've seen them  arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've  in stories always
  a shape of a human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps  a selfish sketch?
 
 It's here and 
 where do you mean by 
 What on earth did you  DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly 
 What  it?
 If we are to  Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind  always egotistic about anything.
 They insist that there are still more 
 even while we stand on top of the chain  it's called.
 
 If  am to become God,
 and am  to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing as  the world within seven days.
 
 I  definitely spend more time,
 and would make  proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in such  hurry and rush...
 It's been cut  pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought  and brought down.
  down then brought forth.
  ask, why?
 Why is it so? What is  for?
 
 You pretend to hold a  mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why is  so?"
 I'm  you, it's because mankind are foolish.
 Of course they are, we  are aware of that.
 So they should just perish by a count of 
 cuz  telling you!
 
  are born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just  to use our mind!
 Well,  just look forward to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait,  about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless! And then 
  them together and let's make a mess!
 
 Come,  a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both  let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's  with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead  after things get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you were the one  threw them away from doubtfulness.
  although, however--
 Yet, still, 
 How should we do 
 Whatever  say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
  what should we do?
 Where  we go?
 We're  to get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So then, where  we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly 
 What  it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if  aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to  Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side, even  it might not be above or beneath us.