🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
  ga fuetakara koroshimasu
 sarani saru ga  herashimasu
 demo panda  hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui ha  fuyashimasu
 
  ha itsu demo kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo 
 sousa bokura  kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
 achira kochira no  de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de kiitemiru  ha
  koremo hito no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no  unmei no gacchi
 hatamata jibun katte 
 acchi kocchi  docchi
 ittai dounatterun  Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari  nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito ha itsu datte subete 
  itta rensa no
 ue ni tattatte 
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku  kamisama naraba
 subete  kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai  tsukuru you na
 mane  kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan  kakete
 mata  shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide 
 asettese-de haitte 
 fuyashite herashite herashitara 
  doushitette nandedatta
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
  baka nandatte
 jinrui nante sorya 
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai to 
  kangaetatte shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran ni 
 demo matte  gense ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde kucha 
  awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou  muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte uyamuya 
 
 dakara nandatte  ni nattatte
 saki ga  iunda
 naze ni nandatte koi 
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga shikashi but kerekeredo 
 nani wo  iinda
 nani  ittatte nani wo yattatte
 dameda dameda 
 
  dousureba ii?
  mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
 dakara  iunda
 ue janaku tatte  janakutatte
 yoko  datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too much  them.
 We'll get rid  some monkeys since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more  since there are few of them.
 But  raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
  we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed  we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's  who do we think we are?
 
  never seen the real thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that are  and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard in stories 
 holds a shape of  human.
 
 Is it  coincidence?
 Fate that has 
 Perhaps  a selfish sketch?
 
 It's here and 
 where do you mean by 
 What  earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about 
 If we are to reincarnate?  if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
  are always egotistic about anything.
  insist that there are still more beyond,
 even  we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am to  God,
 and am able to  everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making  world within seven days.
 
  would definitely spend more time,
 and would make a  plan.
 Because look, since it was  in such a hurry and rush...
 It's been cut and  formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and brought 
 Brought down then brought 
 You  why?
 Why is it so?  is it for?
 
 You pretend to hold a question 
  you actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why  it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's  mankind are foolish.
 Of course they are, we all are aware of 
 So they should just  by a count of 1,2,3,
  I'm telling you!
 
  are born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless to  our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves in  next world.
  wait, what about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be  And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's  a mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil, and here's  mask.
 Wear them both and let's turn  obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with  that?
 There always is a path  ahead even after things get ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While you were the one who threw them away  doubtfulness.
  although, however--
 Yet,  besides--
  should we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we  they say that they're all no good.
 
 Then what  we do?
 Where should  go?
 We're unable to get there, regardless of  existence here.
 So then, where  we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly 
 What  it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 If we might  to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
  path could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.