🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu  fuetakara koroshimasu
 sarani saru ga fuetakara 
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui  fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu demo 
  ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa  jinruiga kamisama
  nattetano nanisama nanosa
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
 achira kochira no kaiga de 
 sara  hanashi de kiitemiru kamisama ha
  koremo hito no katachi nanda
 
  no icchika, unmei no gacchi
 hatamata jibun  sukecchi
 acchi  socchitte docchi
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte  ni nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito ha itsu datte  sukikatte
 nantokatte itta  no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku ga kamisama 
 subete wo kimetemo 
  kan de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha kitto  ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan  kakete
 mata  shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte  kisoide
 asettese-de  tsukuttedashite
  herashite herashitara fuyashite
 nashite doushitette 
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite  nande?
 datte  nandatte
  nante sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara  shikata ganai
 saa raise no  ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha  sundai?
  mucha shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu awasatte mechakucha  shiyou
 saa uya shiyou  muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
  nandatte dame ni nattatte
 saki  andatte iunda
  ni nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
  shikashi but kerekeredo yet
 nani wo douyatte 
 nani wo ittatte nani wo 
 dameda dameda 
 
  dousureba ii?
  mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga  karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
  nandatte iunda
  janaku tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte michi ha 
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some  since There are too much of them.
  get rid of some monkeys since there are too much of them.
  raise more pandas since there are few of them.
  we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to 
 we've  that we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right,  do we think we are?
 
  never seen the real thing,
 but I've seen them in  that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God  I've heard in stories always
 holds a shape of a 
 
 Is it  coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
 It's here and 
 where do  mean by 'there'?
 What on  did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or  we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are  egotistic about anything.
 They insist that  are still more beyond,
 even while we stand on top  the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am  become God,
 and am able to  everything,
 I would certainly not do such  thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would  spend more time,
 and  make a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in such a hurry  rush...
 It's been cut and pasted, formed and 
 
 Brought forth and  down.
  down then brought forth.
  ask, why?
 Why  it so? What is it for?
 
 You pretend to hold  question mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it  Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind are 
 Of course they are, we all  aware of that.
 So they should just  by a count of 1,2,3,
  I'm telling you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die 
 Then it's just pointless to  our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves in the next 
 Hey wait, what  ourselves in this world!
 
 Come,  be reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's  a mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil,  here's a mask.
 Wear  both and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask,  wrong with all that?
 There  is a path waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
 You ask,  next?
 While  were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, 
 Yet,  besides--
  should we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no 
 
 Then what  we do?
 Where  we go?
 We're unable  get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So  where should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or  it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we  to?
 Who cares?
  we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our  even if it might not be above or beneath us.