🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
  ga fuetakara koroshimasu
  saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
  panda ha hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui  fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha  demo kamisama
 negatte  itsushika
  bokura jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara  nanisama nanosa
 
 boku ga mita 
 achira kochira  kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni  de kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo  no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei  gacchi
 hatamata  katte sukecchi
 acchi  socchitte docchi
 ittai dounatterun  Vinci
 
  ga attatte kari ni nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte 
 hito ha itsu  subete sukikatte
  itta rensa no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
  kono boku ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo kimetemo 
  kan de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha kitto boku  shinaidarou
 kitto motto  jikan wo kakete
 mata kichitto  keikaku wo tatetete
 
  setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de  tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite herashitara 
  doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite 
 hanasihte  nande nande?
 datte  nandatte
 jinrui nante sorya 
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
  kangaetatte shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran ni 
 demo matte jaa  ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou  kucha shiyou
  awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte dame ni 
 saki ga  iunda
 naze ni nandatte  shichattoite
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi but  yet
 nani wo douyatte 
 nani wo ittatte nani  yattatte
 dameda dameda 
 
 naraba dousureba 
 dokoni mukaeba 
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga attatte  nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa  iinda
 tengoku  jigoku dattatte
 dakara  iunda
  janaku tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte  ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too  of them.
 We'll get rid  some monkeys since there are too much of them.
  raise more pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while  are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to 
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned into God  knowing.
 That's  who do we think we are?
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
 but I've seen them  arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard in  always
 holds a shape of a 
 
 Is  a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just a selfish 
 
 It's  and there--
 where  you mean by 'there'?
 What on earth  you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it  doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if  aren't to?
 Who cares?
  are always egotistic about anything.
 They  that there are still more beyond,
  while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I  to become God,
  am able to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making  world within seven days.
 
 I would  spend more time,
 and would  a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made  such a hurry and rush...
 It's been cut  pasted, formed and ruined...
 
  forth and brought down.
 Brought down then brought 
  ask, why?
 Why is it so? What  it for?
 
 You pretend to hold a  mark,
 while you  already know.
 "Please  me, let me know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind  foolish.
 Of course they are, we all are aware of 
 So they should just perish by a  of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm  you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die 
 Then it's just pointless to use  mind!
 Well, let's just look  to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait,  about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's  reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together  let's make a mess!
 
 Come, here's  veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and  turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with all 
 There always is a path waiting  even after things get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you were the one  threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But,  however--
 Yet,  besides--
 How  we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all  good.
 
 Then what should  do?
  should we go?
 We're unable to get there,  of our existence here.
 So then, where should we 
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about 
 If we  to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if  any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by  side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.