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 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
  saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda  hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo  ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu demo 
 negatte ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa  jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
 achira kochira  kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de kiitemiru kamisama 
 doremo  hito no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen  icchika, unmei no gacchi
 hatamata  katte sukecchi
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
  dounatterun Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte  ni nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte iinda
 hito  itsu datte subete sukikatte
 nantokatte  rensa no
 ue ni tattatte 
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono  ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo kimetemo 
 nanoka  de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane  kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto  chanto jikan wo kakete
  kichitto shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite  fuyashite
 nashite doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte baka nandatte
  nante sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
  shinanai to naoranai
  kangaetatte shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran  kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha  sundai?
 saa  shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa  shiyou sonde muya shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara  dame ni nattatte
 saki ga  iunda
 naze  nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi ha  iunda
 daga shikashi  kerekeredo yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani  yattatte
 dameda dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte iinda
 tengoku  jigoku dattatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 ue janaku tatte shita 
  ni datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows  There are too much of them.
 We'll get rid  some monkeys since there are too much of them.
  raise more pandas since there are few of them.
  we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering  and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed  we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do we think we 
 
 I've never seen  real thing,
 but I've  them in arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God  I've heard in stories always
  a shape of a human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
 Fate  has coincided?
 Perhaps just a selfish 
 
 It's here  there--
  do you mean by 'there'?
 What on earth did  mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an  exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we  to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are  egotistic about anything.
 They  that there are still more beyond,
  while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If  am to become God,
 and  able to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such  thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend more 
 and would make  proper plan.
 Because look, since it was  in such a hurry and rush...
 It's been cut and pasted, formed and 
 
  forth and brought down.
  down then brought forth.
 You ask, why?
 Why is it so?  is it for?
 
 You pretend  hold a question mark,
 while you  already know.
 "Please tell me, let  know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm  you, it's because mankind are foolish.
 Of course  are, we all are aware of that.
 So they should  perish by a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm  you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die 
 Then it's just pointless to use our 
 Well, let's just look forward  ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves in  world!
 
  let's be reckless! And then thoughtless!
  them together and let's make a mess!
 
 Come,  a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and let's  everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with  that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even after things  ruined.
 You ask,  next?
 While  were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, however--
 Yet, still, besides--
 How  we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all  good.
 
 Then what  we do?
 Where should we 
 We're unable to get there,  of our existence here.
 So then, where should  go...?
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are to reincarnate?  if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance to 
 So what?
 The  could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.