🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani saru ga  herashimasu
 demo  ha hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui ha  fuyashimasu
 
 bokura  itsu demo kamisama
  ogandetemo itsushika
  bokura jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano  nanosa
 
 boku ga mita 
 achira kochira no kaiga  mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de kiitemiru kamisama 
 doremo koremo hito no katachi 
 
 guuzen no icchika,  no gacchi
 hatamata jibun  sukecchi
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
  dounatterun Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari ni 
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte 
 hito ha  datte subete sukikatte
 nantokatte  rensa no
 ue  tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
  kono boku ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo kimetemo 
 nanoka  de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha kitto boku ha 
 kitto motto chanto jikan  kakete
 mata  shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte  kisoide
  haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite  herashitara fuyashite
 nashite  nandedatta
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte  nande nande?
  baka nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai to 
 nara  shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran ni 
 demo matte jaa gense  dou sundai?
 saa mucha  sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
  uya shiyou sonde muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte dame  nattatte
 saki ga andatte 
  ni nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi ha  iunda
 daga shikashi but  yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte  wo yattatte
  dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba  ii?
  mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga  karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
 dakara  iunda
  janaku tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte michi ha 
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too much  them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since  are too much of them.
 We'll raise  pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more  yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers  singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned into God  knowing.
 That's right, who do  think we are?
 
 I've never seen  real thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that  here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've  in stories always
 holds a shape of  human.
 
  it a coincidence?
 Fate  has coincided?
 Perhaps  a selfish sketch?
 
 It's here and 
 where do you  by 'there'?
 What on  did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If  afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about 
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
  are always egotistic about anything.
 They insist that there are still more 
 even while  stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I  to become God,
 and am able to  everything,
 I would certainly not do such  thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend  time,
 and would  a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in such a hurry  rush...
 It's been cut and pasted, formed  ruined...
 
 Brought forth  brought down.
 Brought down then brought 
 You ask, 
 Why is it so? What  it for?
 
 You pretend to hold a  mark,
  you actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let me  Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm  you, it's because mankind are foolish.
 Of course they are,  all are aware of that.
 So they should just perish  a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz  telling you!
 
 Mankind are born  and they are to die foolish.
 Then  just pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves in  next world.
 Hey wait,  about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come,  be reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's  a mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil, and here's a 
 Wear them both and let's  everything obscure.
 
  ask, what's wrong with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even after  get ruined.
 You  what's next?
  you were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But,  however--
 Yet, still, 
  should we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all  good.
 
 Then what should  do?
 Where should  go?
 We're unable to get there, regardless of our existence 
 So  where should we go...?
 
 If  afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What  it?
 If we  to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance  hell?
 So what?
 The  could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.