🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga  koroshimasu
 sarani saru ga fuetakara 
  panda ha hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui  fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura  itsu demo kamisama
 negatte  itsushika
 sousa  jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara  nanisama nanosa
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
  kochira no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de  kamisama ha
 doremo koremo  no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen  icchika, unmei no gacchi
 hatamata jibun  sukecchi
  kocchi socchitte docchi
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
 raise ga  kari ni nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito ha itsu datte subete 
 nantokatte itta  no
 ue  tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
  kono boku ga kamisama naraba
  wo kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai wo tsukuru you 
 mane ha kitto boku  shinaidarou
 kitto motto  jikan wo kakete
 mata kichitto  keikaku wo tatetete
 
  setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de  tsukuttedashite
  herashite herashitara fuyashite
 nashite  nandedatta
  dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte  nande nande?
 datte  nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte  ganai
 saa raise  oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha dou 
 saa  shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou  muya shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara  dame ni nattatte
  ga andatte iunda
 naze ni nandatte koi 
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga  but kerekeredo yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani wo 
 dameda dameda 
 
 naraba dousureba 
 dokoni  ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga  karini nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa  iinda
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
  nandatte iunda
 ue  tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte michi ha 
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows  There are too much of them.
  get rid of some monkeys since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas since there are few  them.
 But we'll raise  mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to 
 we've noticed that  mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who  we think we are?
 
 I've  seen the real thing,
 but I've seen them in  that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard in  always
 holds  shape of a human.
 
  it a coincidence?
 Fate that has 
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
 It's  and there--
 where do you mean by 
 What on earth did you  DaVinci?
 
  an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to  Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always  about anything.
 They insist  there are still more beyond,
 even while we stand on  of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am to  God,
 and am  to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within seven 
 
 I  definitely spend more time,
 and would make a proper 
 Because look, since it was made in such a hurry and 
 It's been  and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and  down.
 Brought down then  forth.
 You ask, 
 Why is it so? What is  for?
 
 You pretend to hold a  mark,
 while you actually  know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why  it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because  are foolish.
 Of course they are, we all  aware of that.
 So  should just perish by a count of 1,2,3,
  I'm telling you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die 
 Then it's just  to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves  the next world.
 Hey  what about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless! And then 
 Combine them  and let's make a mess!
 
  here's a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and  turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with all 
 There always is a path waiting ahead even  things get ruined.
 You  what's next?
  you were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, 
  still, besides--
  should we do what?
 Whatever  say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
 Then  should we do?
 Where should we 
 We're  to get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So then, where should we 
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What  it?
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we  go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side, even if it might not  above or beneath us.