🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga  koroshimasu
 sarani  ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha hettakara 
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu demo 
 negatte  itsushika
  bokura jinruiga kamisama
  nattetano nanisama nanosa
 
 boku  mita kotonainda
 achira kochira no kaiga de 
 sara ni hanashi  kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito no  nanda
 
 guuzen no  unmei no gacchi
  jibun katte sukecchi
 acchi  socchitte docchi
 ittai dounatterun Da 
 
 raise ga attatte kari ni 
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito ha itsu datte  sukikatte
  itta rensa no
 ue ni tattatte 
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono  ga kamisama naraba
  wo kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan  sekai wo tsukuru you na
  ha kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan wo 
 mata kichitto shita  wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide 
 asettese-de haitte 
  herashite herashitara fuyashite
  doushitette nandedatta
  dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte  nande nande?
 datte baka 
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
  shinanai to naoranai
  kangaetatte shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran  kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense  dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde kucha 
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte  ni nattatte
  ga andatte iunda
 naze ni nandatte koi 
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga  but kerekeredo yet
 nani  douyatte iinda
 nani wo  nani wo yattatte
 dameda dameda 
 
  dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba 
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa  iinda
 tengoku  jigoku dattatte
 dakara  iunda
 ue janaku tatte  janakutatte
 yoko ni  michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too much of 
 We'll get  of some monkeys since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas  there are few of them.
 But we'll raise  mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
  we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned  God without knowing.
 That's  who do we think we are?
 
 I've  seen the real thing,
 but I've seen  in arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard in  always
 holds a shape of  human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
 It's  and there--
 where do you mean by 
 What on earth did you mean, 
 
 If  afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about 
 If we  to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always egotistic about 
 They insist that there  still more beyond,
  while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am to become 
 and  able to decide everything,
 I would certainly not  such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would  spend more time,
  would make a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in such a hurry  rush...
 It's been cut and pasted,  and ruined...
 
 Brought forth  brought down.
 Brought  then brought forth.
  ask, why?
  is it so? What is it for?
 
 You  to hold a question mark,
 while  actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let  know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because  are foolish.
 Of course they are,  all are aware of that.
 So they should just perish by a count of 
  I'm telling you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and  are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless  use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to  in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves  this world!
 
 Come, let's be  And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's  a mess!
 
 Come,  a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and let's turn everything 
 
  ask, what's wrong with all that?
 There always  a path waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you were  one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, 
  still, besides--
 How  we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all  good.
 
 Then  should we do?
  should we go?
 We're unable  get there, regardless of our existence here.
  then, where should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about 
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 If we might go  heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path  be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.