🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga  koroshimasu
 sarani saru ga  herashimasu
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui ha fuetemo 
 
  ha itsu demo kamisama
  ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa bokura  kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano  nanosa
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
 achira kochira no  de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de  kamisama ha
 doremo  hito no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei no 
 hatamata  katte sukecchi
 acchi kocchi  docchi
 ittai dounatterun Da 
 
 raise ga attatte kari ni 
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte 
  ha itsu datte subete sukikatte
  itta rensa no
  ni tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku ga  naraba
 subete wo  iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai wo tsukuru  na
 mane ha kitto boku ha 
 kitto motto  jikan wo kakete
 mata kichitto shita keikaku wo 
 
 datte  kisoide
  haitte tsukuttedashite
  herashite herashitara fuyashite
  doushitette nandedatta
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte  nande nande?
  baka nandatte
  nante sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
  shinanai to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte shikata 
  raise no oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa  ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou  kucha shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte  ni nattatte
 saki  andatte iunda
 naze ni nandatte  shichattoite
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga shikashi  kerekeredo yet
 nani wo douyatte 
 nani wo ittatte nani wo 
 dameda  tteiunda
 
 naraba  ii?
 dokoni  ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga attatte  nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
 tengoku ittatte jigoku 
 dakara  iunda
  janaku tatte shita janakutatte
  ni datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too much  them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too much  them.
  raise more pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more  yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers  singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned into  without knowing.
 That's right, who do we think  are?
 
 I've never  the real thing,
  I've seen them in arts that are here and there.
  God that I've heard in stories always
  a shape of a human.
 
 Is it  coincidence?
 Fate  has coincided?
 Perhaps  a selfish sketch?
 
  here and there--
 where do  mean by 'there'?
 What on earth  you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If  afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are  reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always egotistic about 
 They insist that there are still more 
 even while we stand  top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am  become God,
 and  able to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within seven 
 
  would definitely spend more time,
 and would  a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in such  hurry and rush...
 It's been cut and pasted, formed and 
 
  forth and brought down.
 Brought  then brought forth.
 You ask, 
 Why is it so?  is it for?
 
 You pretend to hold a  mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so?  is it so?"
 I'm telling  it's because mankind are foolish.
 Of course  are, we all are aware of that.
 So they should  perish by a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm telling 
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and  are to die foolish.
 Then  just pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look  to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves  this world!
 
 Come,  be reckless! And then thoughtless!
  them together and let's make a mess!
 
 Come, here's  veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and  turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with all 
 There always is a path waiting ahead  after things get ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While you were the one who threw them away from 
 But, although, 
 Yet, still, 
 How  we do what?
 Whatever  say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
  what should we do?
 Where should  go?
 We're unable to get there, regardless  our existence here.
 So  where should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or  it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 If we might go  heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side, even if it might not  above or beneath us.