🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani saru ga fuetakara 
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha  demo kamisama
 negatte  itsushika
 sousa bokura  kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku  mita kotonainda
 achira kochira no  de mirunda
 sara  hanashi de kiitemiru kamisama ha
  koremo hito no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no  unmei no gacchi
 hatamata jibun katte 
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
  dounatterun Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari ni 
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa  iinda
 hito ha itsu datte  sukikatte
 nantokatte itta  no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku  kamisama naraba
 subete wo  iinara
 nanoka  de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha  boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto  wo kakete
 mata  shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte  kisoide
 asettese-de haitte 
  herashite herashitara fuyashite
  doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite 
 hanasihte  nande nande?
  baka nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai  naoranai
 nara kangaetatte  ganai
 saa raise no  ni kitaidai
  matte jaa gense ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou  kucha shiyou
  awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
 futatsu  uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte dame  nattatte
 saki ga andatte 
 naze ni  koi shichattoite
  ha nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi but kerekeredo 
 nani  douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani  yattatte
  dameda tteiunda
 
  dousureba ii?
 dokoni  ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga  karini nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
 dakara  iunda
 ue janaku tatte  janakutatte
 yoko ni  michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some  since There are too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too  of them.
 We'll raise more pandas since  are few of them.
 But we'll raise more  yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers  singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned into God  knowing.
 That's right, who do we think we 
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that are here and 
 Furthermore, God that I've heard  stories always
 holds a shape  a human.
 
  it a coincidence?
 Fate that  coincided?
  just a selfish sketch?
 
 It's  and there--
 where do  mean by 'there'?
  on earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an  exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 Mankind are  egotistic about anything.
  insist that there are still more beyond,
 even while we stand on top of the  of...whatever it's called.
 
  I am to become God,
 and am able to decide 
 I would certainly  do such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend more 
 and would make a proper 
 Because look, since it was made in such a hurry  rush...
  been cut and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
  forth and brought down.
 Brought down then brought 
 You ask, 
 Why is it so? What is  for?
 
 You pretend to hold a question 
 while you actually already 
 "Please  me, let me know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you,  because mankind are foolish.
 Of course they  we all are aware of that.
 So they should just perish  a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm  you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish,  they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just  to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward  ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait, what  ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's  reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's make a 
 
 Come, here's a  and here's a mask.
 Wear them  and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong  all that?
 There always is  path waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While  were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
  although, however--
 Yet, still, 
 How should we do 
 Whatever  say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
  what should we do?
 Where should we 
 We're unable to get there, regardless  our existence here.
 So then, where should  go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly 
  about it?
 If we are  reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
  we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The  could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.