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 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani saru ga fuetakara 
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha  demo kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo itsushika
  bokura jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku ga mita 
 achira kochira no kaiga de 
 sara ni hanashi de  kamisama ha
 doremo koremo  no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei no 
 hatamata jibun  sukecchi
  kocchi socchitte docchi
 ittai dounatterun Da 
 
 raise ga attatte kari ni 
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte iinda
 hito  itsu datte subete sukikatte
  itta rensa no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku ga kamisama 
 subete wo kimetemo 
 nanoka kan de sekai wo  you na
 mane ha  boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto  wo kakete
 mata kichitto shita keikaku wo 
 
 datte setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite herashitara 
 nashite doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte baka nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
  shinanai to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte  ganai
 saa raise  oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense  dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou  kucha shiyou
 futatsu awasatte mechakucha  shiyou
 saa  shiyou sonde muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte  ni nattatte
 saki ga  iunda
 naze ni nandatte koi 
  ha nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi  kerekeredo yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani wo 
 dameda dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte iinda
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 ue janaku tatte  janakutatte
 yoko  datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There  too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are  much of them.
 We'll raise more  since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while  are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been  prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we  have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do  think we are?
 
 I've never  the real thing,
 but  seen them in arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've  in stories always
 holds a shape  a human.
 
  it a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
 It's here and 
 where do you mean by 
  on earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we  to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
  are always egotistic about anything.
 They insist  there are still more beyond,
 even while we stand on top of  chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If  am to become God,
 and am able to  everything,
 I would certainly not  such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend  time,
 and  make a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made in such a  and rush...
 It's been  and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and  down.
 Brought  then brought forth.
 You ask, why?
 Why is it so?  is it for?
 
 You  to hold a question mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let  know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind  foolish.
 Of course they are, we all are  of that.
 So they should  perish by a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm  you!
 
  are born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then  just pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's  look forward to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves in  world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless!  then thoughtless!
 Combine  together and let's make a mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil,  here's a mask.
 Wear them both and let's turn everything 
 
 You ask,  wrong with all that?
 There always is a path  ahead even after things get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you were the one who threw them away from 
 But, although, however--
 Yet, still, besides--
 How  we do what?
 Whatever we  whatever we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
 Then  should we do?
  should we go?
 We're  to get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So then, where  we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if  supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven?  if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path  be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.