🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu  fuetakara koroshimasu
 sarani  ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo  ha hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui ha  fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu  kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo 
 sousa bokura jinruiga 
 kizuitara  nanisama nanosa
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
 achira kochira no kaiga de 
 sara ni hanashi  kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito no katachi 
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei  gacchi
  jibun katte sukecchi
 acchi kocchi  docchi
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari  nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
  doudatte iinda
 hito ha  datte subete sukikatte
 nantokatte  rensa no
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
  kono boku ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo kimetemo 
  kan de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha kitto  ha shinaidarou
  motto chanto jikan wo kakete
  kichitto shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte  kisoide
  haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite  herashitara fuyashite
 nashite doushitette 
  dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
  kikashite nande nande?
 datte  nandatte
 jinrui nante sorya 
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte shikata 
  raise no oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa  ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou  kucha shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
 futatsu awasatte uyamuya 
 
 dakara nandatte dame  nattatte
 saki  andatte iunda
  ni nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi ha  iunda
 daga shikashi but  yet
 nani  douyatte iinda
 nani  ittatte nani wo yattatte
 dameda  tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba 
 dokoni mukaeba 
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
  doudatte iinda
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
 dakara nandatte 
 ue  tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte michi  anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too  of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there  too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas  there are few of them.
  we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While  always been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned  God without knowing.
 That's right, who do we  we are?
 
 I've  seen the real thing,
 but I've  them in arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've  in stories always
 holds a shape of a 
 
  it a coincidence?
 Fate  has coincided?
 Perhaps just  selfish sketch?
 
 It's  and there--
 where do you  by 'there'?
 What on earth  you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What  it?
 If we are  reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always egotistic  anything.
 They insist that  are still more beyond,
 even while we stand on top of the chain  it's called.
 
 If I am to  God,
 and am able to decide 
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making  world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely  more time,
 and would make a proper 
 Because look, since it was made  such a hurry and rush...
 It's  cut and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and  down.
 Brought down then brought 
  ask, why?
 Why is it  What is it for?
 
 You pretend  hold a question mark,
  you actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is  so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because  are foolish.
 Of course they are,  all are aware of that.
 So  should just perish by a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz  telling you!
 
  are born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's  pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to  in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves  this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless! And  thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's make  mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil, and  a mask.
  them both and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's  with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even after things  ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you were the one  threw them away from doubtfulness.
  although, however--
 Yet,  besides--
  should we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we  they say that they're all no good.
 
 Then what should we 
  should we go?
 We're unable to get  regardless of our existence here.
 So then, where  we go...?
 
 If an  exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate?  if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
  we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could  by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.